Chapter 32: First-class acting
Then, footsteps were heard.
The crooked-nosed child hurriedly said, "Come on, come on, the big devil is dying of pain, I'll feed him to drink intestinal water." ”
I had to cover my stomach and scream, and at the same time mobilize my own breath, forcing out beads of sweat on my forehead, pretending to be very uncomfortable.
My eyes were half open, and I saw a figure walking down from above, it was the old farmer I met after entering the village!
It's just that at the moment, his clothes have changed into a neat Zhongshan suit, with a meticulous back combed, a clean beard, a pair of eyes shining brightly, and his hands leaning on his back, looking like an intellectual in the sixties, which is very different from the original image!
"Boss Feng, the big devil knocked over two bowls of water, and he only finished drinking it now." The crooked-nosed kid said with a little nervousness.
Boss Feng's face was gloomy, without any expression, he looked at the broken porcelain bowl on the ground, looked up and glanced at me coldly, turned his head and asked the crooked-nosed child: "What about the two next door?" ”
"Still sleeping."
Boss Feng nodded: "Very good, keep feeding!" With that, he paced away with his hands behind his back. The crooked-nosed child didn't dare to stay longer, so he went out with him.
I stayed in an underground cage and secretly gathered strength.
Once the crooked-nosed kid obtains Boss Feng's intimate clothes, he is ready to use the supreme killing method I can reach - the "Three Ways to Kill Xun" in the "Fu" recipe to punish Boss Feng.
The "forbidden" trick is to avoid evil spirits.
"Step" trick to control people's walking.
The "trick" is to drive away the scabies.
"You" trick to move the lesion.
"Fu" trick to punish demons.
By the way, here is a brief introduction to the five tips of Zima.
The "forbidden" recipe is the simplest, through specific runes or medicinal materials, for people to eat or wear, quickly boost the yang spirit, form an external gang qi, and avoid the wind evil and cold poison from entering the body and falling ill. I often see special groups such as coffin bearers, paper makers, fishermen, and hunters in Waiwang Mountain Village, who are easily eroded by evil spirits, wind and cold, and often ask my uncle for forbidden charms.
The "step" trick is the art of controlling people (the art of guiding the soul is one of them), the uncle punished the two lepers who stole the cow, I avenged Haozi against Wang Dalun, and controlled her classmates in the office to explore the cause of Li Qianqian's death, all of which used the "step" trick. This trick is simple and easy to apply, but it is often mistaken for evil magic, and its original intention is to let the patient exud depression in the heart, or make special body movements to communicate the aura of heaven and earth, and pull the body and mind to achieve the purpose of curing diseases, and it has miraculous effects on internal diseases such as mental disorders, depression, mania, hemiplegia, stroke, and neck crookedness.
With the help of the essence of the master, the "trick" is introduced into the recipient's body through the material and spiritual information, forcing out the old scabies, bruises, dark poisons, and chronic diseases of the recipient's body. The white elephant police and the crooked-nosed kid just made me unbearable with the trick, but at the end of the day, I did a good deed, and they should actually thank me.
The "Yu" recipe is more complicated, using unique runes, using the essence and blood of the recipient, through a special carrier, to transfer the diseases in the body to animals and plants. Ruita's mother's snake venom is transmitted to the little black dog through the "Yu" trick (cumbersome, in fact, everyone has seen some simple "Yu" tricks in life, such as children crying at night, rural old people often paste talisman paper on the big locust tree at the entrance of the village, "Emperor Emperor, Emperor Earth, I have a night crying, the gentleman in the past read it three times, and slept until dawn." It is the "stop crying spell" in the "Yu" formula, and the carrier is the mouth of everyone, but most people don't know how to stab the baby's middle finger blood on the rune paper, and there is the wrong painting on the rune paper, resulting in the inability to transfer the "crying god" to the big locust tree).
The "Fu" technique is the highest and deepest magic technique in the art of rubbing, with a total of eight styles. The master communicates the aura of heaven and earth, and can gather the mysterious power of the five elements of heaven and earth through telekinesis, and kill the demons possessed by the body. If ordinary people suffer such a blow for no reason, they will inevitably die of internal organs. I will only be able to use the most basic and first type of "Fu" recipe, the "Killing Xun Three Styles", but in Li Zhai, I broke the Gu evil on Lu Minfeng's body, which is not strong. I don't know how many formulas Jin Santong knows, because I've never seen him use it.
Books are hated less when they are used.
The ship was late in filling the leak in the middle of the river.
I regret that I didn't study the art of stamaki properly, but there is no other way to do it.
Close your eyes and concentrate, carefully recall the song of "Killing Xun Three Styles", and wait for the news of the crooked nose child.
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"Drink water, drink water!" The crooked-nosed kid said as he banged on the iron fence.
I opened my eyes and saw him twitching his snot back and forth, casting a strange look at me.
Walked forward, took the porcelain bowl in his hand, and stared at him suspiciously. He hurriedly took out a piece of clothing from his bosom, then stuffed it into my hand, and said in a trembling voice: "Big devil, give you ......"
I took it and looked at it.
Panties?!
You're stealing something else!
It's better to be disgusting than to die here.
I stuffed it into my coat pocket and asked, "Bajie, can you drink this water?" ”
The crooked-nosed child nodded: "It's not intestinal cleansing water, you can drink it, you can drink it." ”
After a few days and nights without a drop of water, I was very dehydrated, and when I meditated, I felt as if I was a rat in the Sahara Desert that was about to dry to death, lying in the scorching sea of sand, and constantly praying in my heart that the rain god would come and wash away the wild sand, even if it drowned me.
I said, "Take a sip first!" ”
The crooked-nosed child was stunned, sniffed the runny that was about to drip, opened his mouth to "coo" a few times, and drank more than half of the water in the porcelain bowl.
He was still about to drink, so I snatched the porcelain bowl from me, poured it into my mouth, and swallowed it all.
Sweet, refreshing, moisturizing, and ......
Better than all the elixir in the world!
"Bring me another bowl!" I couldn't help it.
The crooked-nosed child panicked and stopped his hand: "No, no, no, it will be discovered by Boss Feng." ”
Seeing his anxious look, I had no choice but to give up.
The crooked-nosed child said, "Wait a minute, you have to pretend to faint first, and then gnaw the mud in your mouth, and beg for water like crazy...... Boss Feng will tell us to take the chain and tie you to the demon slaying platform......"
Tie you to a spicy table!
"Go out and guard the door for me!" My face changed.
The crooked-nosed child thought he had said the wrong thing, turned pale with fright, and stood still at a loss.
"If you don't want to die, go and help me guard the entrance to the basement immediately!" Again, I can't stress it again.
The crooked-nosed child immediately turned around and crawled away.
I took out the underwear of the lewd uncle Feng from my arms......
Forget it, this kind of expression is prone to ambiguity.
I took out the spirit with the message of sealing the boss from my arms, pinched my fingers, closed my eyes silently, and completely cleared the distracting thoughts in my mind.
For the sake of prudence, I bowed three times to the patriarch, stepped on the gang step (the posture is the same as the dancing god, I used to find that the jump is useless, can not add mana, in order to maintain a handsome image, I have never been too lazy to do, for this reason I have not been whipped by Jin Santong), mobilize their own mind, and silently recite the song recipe of "Killing Xun Three Formulas" in the mouth, attracting the aura of heaven and earth.
In the process of stepping, a huge pain suddenly struck in the abdomen, like a steel knife stirring and cutting the internal organs, the momentum of the steps was chaotic, and the sweat on the forehead was wild.
What's going on?
Is there a problem with the water you just drank?
Thinking about it, it feels impossible. The crooked-nosed child suffers from my "trick" to drive away poison, which is comparable to the geometric pain of a woman's birth, how dare she make a mistake?!
I guessed that it was a stomach cramp caused by not eating for a few days and nights, but I can bear it so far, so I immediately recited the formula.
The recipe says: There is no way to be scared, and the recipe is to pray for true yang. Blessed with three words, kill Xunbu Qi field. Wei Ling is erected from east to west, and the soul is hidden from north to south. Stop the civil and martial arts, and give me the charm to descend. The five parties gather together, punish the evil and break the hooligans......
Before the song was finished, and the self-consciousness had not yet felt the information of the material spirit, there was a sudden sound of a strange search. In the process of performing the technique, especially on the way to the highest-level trick of "Fu", it is most taboo to disturb.
When I was breaking the Gu in the Lu Minfeng, I was disturbed by Li Chenglin, and I was almost devoured by the Gu evil qi, and the corners of my mouth even oozed blood, and I still have palpitations.
The sound at this moment was similar to that of a reptile, and the movement was very loud, and I endured the abdominal pain and closed my eyes, but I still felt the cold air rushing to my face, and the tip of my nose smelled a strong foul odor, which made people feel sick.
There was a sudden bone-eating pain in my calf, and I had to stop the operation, and when I opened my eyes, my scalp suddenly went numb, and I gasped.
A giant spider was lying on my calf sucking blood.
Thousands of small spiders followed it by the iron fence, like a line of soldiers following their beloved generals. The walls are densely covered with bats, and a pair of demonic eyes glow with a chilling look under the horse lamp.
I screamed in fright and immediately flicked my legs and bounced the big spider off my calves. But where it stung, it immediately swollen into a tumor, and the skin instantly turned black.
When the big spider was thrown away, it looked very annoyed, and pulled its long claws, making a gesture to pounce.
I wanted to hurriedly retreat, but I didn't expect that when I moved my body slightly, the pain in my abdomen was even worse, completely unbearable, and the injured calf was completely paralyzed, and I screamed and bent down and fell to the ground.
At this moment, I saw three people standing outside the iron fence, staring at me and smiling: Boss Feng, crooked nose, and sausage mouth.
It dawned on me.
Crooked nose acting......
Xue Zhiqian's "Actor" was written specifically for him?
This is the master!