Later, Shiso asked kindly, "What disease do you have?" ”

"My stomach hurts so badly that I've had three or four runny pulls this morning." The chimpanzee said with a sad face.

"Did you eat something unclean?" Shiso continued to ask.

"Ah Ku" lowered his head, half a sound, then raised his head, and said uneasily: "Probably, this morning, a wild man came to sell 'fruit cakes' (cakes made of wild fruits), and his 'fruit cakes' are so fragrant that many local residents go to buy them, and I am very hungry and have no gems, not even a small colored pebble." Therefore, I took advantage of the wild man's inattention, quietly stole a piece of 'fruit cake', and swallowed it in two or three bites. Who knows, it didn't take long for my stomach to hurt, and soon I couldn't hold it anymore, and I ran to the toilet several times in succession, and now my eyes are dazzled, my whole body is weak, and my legs are trembling. Doctor, is there any cure for this disease? ”

"Let me take your pulse." As soon as the words fell, Shisu reached out and grabbed "Ah Ku" and began to take his pulse, and after a while, he let go of his hand and said to him: "I can cure you, and I don't need any of your belongings, but you have to help me do something." Can? ”

"Doctor, as long as you can cure my illness, I will do whatever you want." "Ah Ku" assured categorically.

"That's good. I'll treat you right now. After speaking, Shiso took out the bamboo skewer from the bamboo tube in the bamboo medicine box, and tied it to the Hegu acupoint on the back of the left hand of "Ah Ku", and carried out acupuncture treatment.

Then, Zisu said to "Ah Ku": "Now that your condition has basically stabilized, you will be well with acupuncture and moxibustion once and take a decoction once." After a while, you go out and try to go door-to-door to publicize, and say that the 'Panda Clinic' can treat diarrhea, and you can show up and say that your diarrhea was cured by the 'Panda Clinic'. ”

"If they ask the 'Panda Clinic' if they want gems, how can I answer them?" "Ah Ku" asked.

"Then you say, you can give as much as you want, and it doesn't matter how much you give or how little you give. However, after being cured, we have to publicize our clinic, saying that our clinic can treat all kinds of incurable diseases. Shisu carefully instructed "Ah Ku".

After accepting the task of advertising for the clinic, "Ah Ku" immediately stood up and walked towards the door, now his illness has improved a lot, but his body is a little weak, the whole body does not have much strength, and the center of gravity of the body is a little unstable when he walks.

In this way, Ah Ku, with the support of Ah Shui, shouted all the way: "Good news, good news, the Panda Clinic specializes in treating diarrhea and other incurable diseases!" If you want to see a doctor, go quickly! Whether there are any gems or not, they will be treated! My diarrhea was cured there, and I don't need gems, just a few shouts for the clinic. ”

It didn't take long for many residents of this town to stick their heads out to see that this was a rare novelty, and that there had been people who had done business before, and that they had never heard of advertising for clinics.

Those residents of this town who had eaten unclean "fruit cakes" this morning were suffering from sin at home, and when they heard the cry of Ah Ku, they all thought in unison: Could it be that this inferior animal is so powerful that it can cure this inexplicable diarrhea disease. Ay! When is it now, I don't care about that bullshit face, or my own life matters, since he said it so well, he won't deceive us in the public, right? Let's give it a try. You won't sit at home and be pulled to death by diarrhea, right?

Most of the patients with diarrhea had this idea, and they sent other members of their families out to verify, and when they finally got Ah Ku's statement and personal assurance, they pulled down the face of the so-called "higher animals" one by one, and went to the "Panda Clinic" one after another.

And perilla naturally cured these diseases one by one seriously and responsibly, so that they were basically satisfied.

Since then, the "Panda Clinic", which is "highly skilled", has gained a firm foothold in this market town, and several patients come to see a doctor every day, and business has gradually prospered.

On this morning, not long after Shiso opened the door of the clinic, suddenly, on the street outside the door, there was a shout of selling "fruit cakes" from far and near.

After a while, a werewolf vendor (referred to as "wolf peddler") carried a load of fruit cakes, walked along the street from the west of the town to the east of the town, and passed the panda clinic, only to see him shaking his head and shouting: "Sell fruit cakes!" The fresh fruit cake I just made this morning is fragrant, sweet and crispy, no blowing nose, no sneezing, no spitting, no, no hand washing, no hand to grasp the mud, no hand to pick the feet, no crispy big fruit cake made with foot washing water! ”

Hearing the shouting getting closer and clearer, Shisu couldn't help but look up at the door, and was surprised to find that this fruit cake seller was actually a werewolf with a head like a wolf's head and a body like an ape, and could walk upright.

Seeing this, Shisu hurriedly stood up, walked out of the door and asked, "Hey! Are you all so dirty, sloppy and unsophisticated? He even dared to use footwash water to make baked cakes, did he want people to eat them alive? ”

The wolf peddler turned to look at Shiso and said, "Yo! Isn't this a panda? I didn't expect that a lower animal like you would say something like us higher animals, which is really unusual. Did you just say that the cakes I made were not clean? Lao Tzu solemnly tells you that the fruit cake made by Lao Tzu is the cleanest in this market town, and only the fruit cake made by the savage is not clean! If you dare to say that Lao Tzu's fruit cakes are not clean, believe it or not, you will piss Lao Tzu off, and Lao Tzu will dismantle your bullshit clinic. ”

"Can you tear one up for me to try? Hum! You say that if your cake is clean, it must be clean, but who has seen you make it with their own eyes? Shisu crossed his hands on his hips, his eyes still looked straight at the wolf vendor in front of him, and said confidently, "And I have personally seen many patients who have been eaten by fruit cakes come to me to see a doctor, or I have cured them one by one with my own hands." Do you dare to say that the fruit cake you make must be fine, and you will never eat a bad stomach, do you dare to pack a ticket? ”

Facing the perilla panda in front of him, who was not afraid of his own scare, the wolf peddler couldn't help but say a little weakly: "Doctor Panda, you can't say that, although I can't guarantee that the fruit cake I make will be very clean, but it is absolutely impossible to eat a bad stomach." Besides, I don't know you in the first place, and there is no injustice in the past and no enmity in the near future, so why do you have to work so hard with each other? Businessmen also need to eat together, right? ”

"Wasn't what you just said awesome? Why, at this time, my heart is weak and I have no confidence? Shiso mocked him sarcastically.