Chapter 330: Helpless Shiso
At this time, the wolf peddler's eyes glanced left and right, and found that there were few "pedestrians" on the street in the morning, so he mysteriously walked to Shisu's side and whispered in his ear: "I won't tell you, in fact, we are the countrymen of more than ten miles near this market town." We used to make fruit cakes with dirty hands and water for washing our feet, just like the wild people, but since we heard that the wild people were causing trouble by doing this, we didn't dare to do that anymore. The reason why we did that in the past was because the people in this market town looked down on our countrymen, and they felt very angry, as if we countrymen were dirty, and we were not convinced! We just want to cure this stinky problem of the people in this market town, and let them all taste the power of our countrymen! As for blowing your nose, sneezing, spitting, without washing your hands, picking your feet with your hands, and making fruit cakes, that is the natural habit of our countrymen, and you can't change it, who can't eat it! ”
When Zi Su heard this, he immediately scolded angrily: "You are too lacking in morality, do you still have some professional ethics and conscience?" Aren't you afraid that everyone will beat you up when they find out? ”
The wolf peddler looked like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, and said arrogantly: "Beat it, who is afraid of whom?" The east wind blows, the war drums beat, who is afraid of whom in the world now? Big deal, let's take a shot and change places. Go to another place to sell fruit cakes. ”
Shisu shook his head helplessly and said, "You are simply unreasonable, incurable!" ”
The wolf peddler said a little ostentatiously: "However, if we meet those exquisite ladies and ladies in this town, we will pretend to be clean, hygienic, quick and enthusiastic, and I can't spoil our good deal!" ”
Shisu couldn't help but sigh: "You are really a sinister and cunning guy who is so bad that it leaks. It is worthy of the 'wolf's heart and dog lungs'! ”
The wolf peddler continued to brag and said, "Hey! We're wolves, werewolves! Don't tell me, a few fools ate the cake we made with foot-washing water, and they all raised their fingers and praised me, saying, 'It's delicious, it's delicious!' The taste is very special, it has a different flavor! The cakes you make are so delicious! It made us laugh so much that we couldn't close our mouths. Let's think, even our stinky feet are probably more fragrant than sauce pig's trotters to those fools in town! ”
Shisu shook his head in despair and said, "You are not ashamed but proud!" Ay! I don't even know how to describe you. ”
The wolf peddler pretended to be angry and said, "Yo! You're pretty good, who do you think you are? Savior? Come on. Today's fruit cakes, we really don't have foot washing water. Would you like to try one and try the taste? Let's make sure you finish eating one and want to eat the next. If you don't want to taste it, you can go quickly, go elsewhere, and don't get in the way of our business! ”
Shisu said angrily: "Yo! You're still getting a lot of energy, aren't you? You're not mistaken, this is my clinic, not your cake shop, and it's you and not me who are leaving. ”
The wolf peddler finally came to his senses: "Oh, it turns out that this is your territory, let's confuse you." Let's go, who wants to know your place? ”
As soon as the words fell, he turned around and left with the fruit cake bear, like twisting Yangge, shaking his head and singing as he walked: "Sell fruit cakes, fragrant, sweet and crispy big fruit cakes, very cheap, no foot washing water, no shit, no buttocks...... Oh, no, it's not pooping, not washing hands, blowing your nose and sneezing, spitting, and picking your feet with your hands, it's not like this! Pander to...... Cut ......"
At this moment, the wolf peddler had already gone away, and Shisu had to shout from afar, "Hey! Stop, fruit cake seller, come back! I'll give you a free stitch to see! ”
The wolf peddler stopped, turned his head and said, "What's that?" Are you giving us a needle? What kind of needles are we going to have, are you sick? If you want to pierce yourself, we have to earn gems to make a living to support our family, and we have no time to take care of you! After speaking, he continued to carry the fruit cake and left with a shout.
As a doctor, Shisu is very helpless against such unscrupulous businessmen.
But just when Zisu and Ah Shui were about to have breakfast, suddenly, a golden monkey broke in from outside the door, and as soon as they entered the door, they shouted to Zisu: "Doctor Panda, it's not good, my king's little princess has a difficult birth, and the king called me to ask you to come and treat you." ”
Shisu picked up a purple potato and stuffed it into his mouth (Shiso used to like to eat bamboo leaves, but there are very few bamboo leaves here, so he also nibbled on purple potatoes with the local customs), and then carried the bamboo medicine box and said to Ah Shui: "Ah Shui, you stay at home, pay attention to close the door." Ah Mushroom brought a few purple potatoes to make dry food, Ah Mushroom brought a clay pot for boiling medicine, and your sister and brother went to the clinic with me. ”
Shiso took the little chimpanzee sister and brother to follow the golden monkey left and right, and finally came to a big mountain, where the trees are dense, there are many birds and beasts, especially the golden monkey, I want to come here must be the golden monkey tribe.
Sure enough, the golden snub-nosed monkey who reported the news brought Shiso to meet the Golden Monkey King, an old monkey king with grayish hair, and introduced the monkey king and Shisu.
After the old monkey king asked clearly, he immediately led Shisu and his party to the little princess's residence, only to see the little princess with a big belly lying on the soft grass bed and screaming loudly, and several golden monkey "midwives" around looked at the little princess like a dumb melon, with a sad face and helpless.
Zi Su stepped forward and pushed away the stupid melons, sat on a wooden stool next to the bed, leaned down, checked the pulse of the little princess, looked at the little princess who was sweating in pain, and thought for a while...... After a while, Shiso basically understood the condition, which was caused by the fetal abnormality of the little princess.
Seeing this, Shiso took out a relatively small bamboo stick from the bamboo tube in the bamboo medicine box he brought, and quickly pierced it into the Hegu point on the back of the little princess's right hand, and then gently turned the upper end of the bamboo stick, five minutes later, the little princess stopped screaming, ten minutes later, the little princess's stomach moved, and half an hour later, the little princess began to scream again, but at this time it was not screaming, but shouting in surprise: "I'm about to give birth, come and help me!" ”
Shisu hurriedly took out the bamboo sticks, withdrew from the little princess's residence, and said to the few golden snub-nosed monkey "midwives" around him before leaving: "Now, it's your turn." ”
At this time, the Golden Monkey King ordered his subordinates to fetch some fresh peaches, which made Ah Mushroom and Ah Mushroom drool when they saw it, and Zi Su smiled and said to them, "Why are you looking at it?" Pick it up and eat it! After speaking, you are welcome, I took the lead to pick up a peach, put it to my mouth, and took a bite, so fragrant, sweet and crisp! It tastes great. ”
Seeing that the perilla was eating with relish, Ah Mushroom and Ah Mushroom each grabbed a peach and devoured it, and smacked their mouths while eating, looking very enjoyable.
Just after eating the peaches, I heard the loud cry of the newborn baby from the little princess's residence, and after a while, a golden monkey "midwife" came out with a young baby in her arms, and said to the old monkey king with a smile on her face: "The king, the little princess gave birth to a little daughter for you." ”
Shiso, Ah Mushroom and Ah Mushroom also involuntarily stepped forward and looked at it, wow! What a beautiful and cute golden monkey!