There was no way, Zi Su had no choice but to say to the commando captain Gunner Wang:

"I think you'll lead your assault team to surrender, or escort it back as a crying and fart guard.

I'm not going to surrender, I don't have long to live anyway, and I'll end my life here soon. ”

"Don't wow! Commander-in-chief, you can't do that. The Gunslinger King said, "We will accompany you to fight your way out, and we will definitely be able to get out." ”

The other commandos shouted in unison:

"Commander-in-chief, don't wow! Don't leave us alone! We are all willing to live and die with you. ”

"Confused! It's all stupid. Shiso said angrily,

"I'm a dead wood that's about to wither.

You are all young and strong guys, and most of you are people with wives and children, how can you be like me?

Obedient! Otherwise, I'll die to show you at once."

Then, the perilla mantis said to the crying and spanking fart:

"You take them away at once, and I'll entrust them all to you.

They are all out of my own hands, and all of them are good, so they will be used as your guards in the future. ”

"You're such a good person!" Crying and farting and dancing with tentacles said,

"I'll treat them well. You can go with confidence! May you be blessed in heaven. ”

After the final explanation before his death, Shisu slowly walked under a small tree, ready to use its serrated knife to commit suicide by seppuku.

Just as it raised its serrated knife and cut it into its belly, suddenly a little bird in the tree actually spoke:

"Ouch! You stupid donkey, cut your belly with a knife, you won't die for a while, and you won't hurt to death you fool.

Your neck is so thin, if you wipe your neck with a knife, your head will fall off immediately, and you will die soon, and it won't hurt for long, wouldn't it be better? ”

Shisu put down the serrated knife, raised his head and said:

"This little bird, I did it according to the traditional suicide habit of the Blue Country, I didn't expect you to have a better way. You are really smart. What's your name? ”

The bird said, "Cut, that's smart." If I were to kill myself, there would be a better way. I'm a turtledove, so you can call me a little turtledove. ”

Shisu asked modestly, "This little turtledove, what better way do you have to commit suicide?" Let's talk about it. ”

The little turtledove said, "Isn't there a river next to you, you can commit suicide by throwing yourself into the river!" That way, maybe you'll be less miserable. ”

"That's a good idea." Shisu said, "However, I will not kill myself right away. Before I die, I want to let out a few stinky farts. ”

"Yo! Isn't it just death! The little turtledove said, "I have to come up with some tricks." It's really poor! ”

"Hey! Is it okay not to do this? Shisu complained, "People are about to burp." Before burping, a few stinky farts aren't too much, right? ”

"Hey! It's kind of like me. Crying and farting and dancing tentacles, he said, "I'm the one who loves to fart the most." ”

"Hey! The Crying and Spanking Sass. Zi Su said, "You are farting with a **, and I am farting with my mouth, not the same thing!" ”

"Mr. Flying Gods," said Crying Fart and Dancing with tentacles, "you don't understand. Not only can I fart with **, but I can also fart with my mouth, and I can even cry and fart. Otherwise, will I be able to serve three terms as Prime Minister in a row? ”

"Wow! I didn't expect that the crying and fart Prime Minister, your farting skills are so high! Admire! I really admire! Love fox chili oil! Zisu said, and then it actually read the "Short Song Xing" written by Cao Cao during the ancient Three Kingdoms period:

When you sing about wine, life is geometric! For example, the morning dew is bitter in the past.

Be generous and unforgettable. How to solve the problem? Only Du Kang.

Qingqing Zijin, leisurely my heart. But for the sake of the king, he has been groaning so far.

Yo yo deer chirping, eating wild apples. I have guests, drummers and shengs.

It's as clear as the moon, when can it be done? Worries come from it, and they cannot be cut off.

The more strange it is, the more vain it exists. Qi Kuo talks about the feast, thinking of the old grace.

The moon stars are scarce, and the black magpie flies south. Three turns around the tree, what branches can be followed?

The mountains are not tired of being high, and the water is not tired of being deep. Zhou Gong vomited and fed, and the world returned to the heart.

Then, Zisu recited a poem "Manjianghong" written by Yue Fei in the ancient Southern Song Dynasty:

Angry hair rushed to the crown, relying on the place, Xiaoxiao rain rest.

Raise your eyes, look up to the sky and roar, and be fierce.

Thirty fame, dust and earth, eight thousand miles of clouds and moons.

Don't wait, the young man's head is white, empty and sad.

Jing Kang is ashamed, and it is still snowing; When the courtiers hate, when will they perish.

Driving a long car is broken, and Helan Mountain is lacking.

Zhuang is hungry for Hulu meat, laughing and thirsty for Xiongnu blood.

To start from the beginning, clean up the old mountains and rivers, and face the sky.

Finally, it reads a poem "Shu Xiang" written by the famous Tang Dynasty poet Du Fu:

Where to find the prime minister's ancestral hall, Parsons outside Jinguan City.

The green grass is from the spring, and the yellow oriole is hollow and has a good sound.

Three times to worry about the world, two dynasties to help the old ministers.

He died before he left the school, which made the hero cry.

After reading these three ancient poems, Shisu said: "After letting go of three big stinky farts, I want to put a big fart in the end." Please find a little sparrow for me. ”

The little turtledove was puzzled and asked, "Why do you want to find a little sparrow?" ”

"Because sparrows are social animals, and if I want to spread my heroic deeds to birds, I have to use them as my microphones. Do you understand? Shiso said this deliberately.

"Got it. I'll find it for you. Unexpectedly, you're quite funny, and you have a lot of ideas. ”

It didn't take long for the little turtledove to bring a large flock of sparrows.

Seeing this, Zi Su hurriedly asked, "I asked you to find a little sparrow, how did you find a large flock?" ”

"You can't blame me for that." "I told them that you only need a little sparrow to spread your heroic deeds," said the little turtle dove. But when they hear that there is a story to tell, they all come to hear your story. ”