It's almost certain that these hungry guys are wondering: When is the pie in the sky? It's actually such a fat panda with a big delicacy, and it was sent to the door so stupidly. Isn't God too good for us? If we don't eat it now, aren't we too sorry for God's kindness?!

However, at this time, no one dares to make claims without the order of the helper, not to mention that now the helper is repeatedly ordering that it is not allowed to eat big animals, only small animals, and the perilla panda is a big animal, how can it act rashly? ! Therefore, at this moment, although everyone was starving to death, they still turned their eyes to the helper to see what the helper meant.

And the crocodile gang leader was not good at this time, and he crashed for a while, and he couldn't figure out why a giant panda suddenly fell from the sky.

So, the crocodile gang leader stammered and asked: "Where are you prey, why are you stupid to send it to our door as a snack, do you know that our crocodile gang is starving to death, sympathize with and pity us, and want to sacrifice yourself?" Your selfless spirit is too noble and too great! As the leader of the Crocodile Gang, I was so moved that I wanted to shed tears and want to be in pain. What a compassionate and kind animal! Woo, woo......" Before the words fell, he cried like a baby.

At this time, it was Shisu's turn to have a bad brain, so he was stunned on the spot, at a loss, and said in his heart: Why are all the crocodiles in this crocodile gang abnormal, are they all hungry and stupid, and they are not innocent of hunger. I didn't even ask clearly, I thought I was a stupid guy who came to die, am I really that stupid?!

Just as Shisu was thinking about it, the crocodile "Little Wuzi" spoke: "Helper, you misunderstood." This righteous man who came to visit you is not a fool who wants to donate his life, but a panda doctor who is not afraid of death, and he says that he can cure all diseases, even mental diseases. I saw that you were a little unwell lately, so I asked him to come and see if he could cure your illness and get you back to normal. ”

"What? You kid actually dare to say that Lao Tzu's nerves are abnormal, and you invited some bullshit panda miracle doctor, I'm really angry. The Crocodile Gang leader said angrily, "Pull this innocent damn thing out and bury it alive." ”

"Helper, helper is angry, I was wrong, I am not innocent, I deserve to die. Please spare my little five sons this time! The crocodile "Little Five" was so frightened that he desperately begged for mercy.

Seeing this, Zi Su really couldn't stand it, so he had to speak: "The helper also asks you to spare Xiao Wuzi!" This time it really wasn't his business, I insisted on coming over to see if I could help your gang solve the food problem. ”

"Huh? You are just an animal doctor, is there anything else you can't do? The Crocodile Gang Leader asked, obviously disbelieving.

"High moves are not high, let's not talk about it first. However, you have to tell me the specific situation first, so that I can help you analyze the problem and solve the problem. You're right?! ”

"It seems that you are not a fool yet, and you still know how to analyze and solve problems. In that case, I might as well talk about the series of unfortunate incidents that my Crocodile Gang has encountered recently. The lake we live in is called 'Salt Pond Lake', in fact, it is jointly owned by our Crocodile Gang and the Hippo Gang, and we have always coexisted peacefully with them and do not invade each other.

Who knows, the group of turtle grandchildren below me always take my words as wind in their ears. One day, one of our crocodile brothers saw a beautiful young hippopotamus woman from the Hippopotamus Gang bathing in the lake with her two children, so he recklessly went to talk to her.

When we refused, our crocodile brother was so angry that he bit the young woman's calf and dragged her child to the bottom of the lake in an attempt to have a good meal.

Unexpectedly, when the young hippopotamus woman found out, she was furious, and without saying a word, she opened her mouth and bit our crocodile brother in two.

And so the conflict broke out: a few brothers rushed over from our side and surrounded the young hippopotamus woman, and several brothers from their side rushed over to attack.

Since the hippopotamus is bigger than our crocodile mouth, the situation was very unfavorable for us, and as a result we had three brothers killed and two brothers seriously wounded, while only two of them were seriously injured and three were slightly wounded.

When I heard the news, I became furious and rebuked the elders and their brothers for three months, and forbade them not to eat large animals such as horses, deer, and cows, but only small animals such as rabbits, wild cats, and mice. It's only been a month since then, and these guys can't stand it anymore, arguing with me all day long, and complaining in front of me. ”

An old crocodile interjected, "Helper, you don't know! This order of yours can make us miserable, not to mention that the little animal is unusually clever and difficult to catch, and even if it is caught, it will not be able to fill the stomach and can only stuff between the teeth. It has only been a month since we finally survived, and we are almost skinny and skinny, trembling when we walk, and we have already fallen ill. ”

"However, our gang leader is still clamoring to eat the little white rabbit and little mouse, how can we live this day?" Another crocodile also said.

Looking at the situation in front of him, Shisu couldn't solve it if he didn't come forward to mediate.

"Helper, it's time to change your orders. Otherwise, you crocodiles will be playing with eggs. Shiso proposed to the gang leader.

"You're not mistaken, are you? I am the leader of the gang, the leader of the gang, how can I change the order overnight? "The Crocodile Gang leader is stubborn.

"It also depends on the situation, 'specific problem analysis'! You can't just watch everyone starve to death, can you?! Shiso said.

"Then if I change this order, will I still have my authority? Who will listen to me in the future? The Crocodile Gang leader asked, not without concern.

"There must be, there must be, and we'll definitely listen to you." A group of large and small crocodiles hurriedly scrambled to make a statement.

"Oh well. For the sake of the Panda Divine Doctor, this gang leader will spare your turtle grandsons once, and see if you dare to make another mistake in the future! The Crocodile Gang leader took the opportunity to severely reprimand his subordinates again.

"Don't dare again, we will never dare to do it again!" The crocodile brothers hurriedly reassured.

"You still dare to flirt with a woman from a good family, or a young woman of the Hippo Gang, you are really bold enough, more daring than a certain family, you are really bold!" The Crocodile Gang Leader reiterated again.

"Yes, it's a bit bold, the lesson of the helper is that the helper is wise!!" A group of large and small crocodiles are desperately patting on the back.

"You all remember to a certain family: whether it is the women of the hippo gang, or the women of the strong gangs such as the lion gang and the elephant gang, they are not allowed to molest, and as for the women of other weak gangs such as wild horses, wild deer, and bison, whatever you want. Alas! It's really tiring to be a helper, especially to be the leader of this bunch of stupid eggs, it's really not easy! The crocodile gang leader couldn't help but sigh with emotion.