Chapter 318: Tiger Cottage

Seeing that this matter had been satisfactorily resolved, Zi Su thought to himself: The next question is how I can leave this "Longtan Tiger's Den".

Suddenly, with a flash of inspiration in his mind, Shisu said to the crocodile leader: "Helper, I have been practicing medicine in this neighborhood lately, and I know where there are wild donkeys, wild deer, wild horses, wild sheep, and bison. ”

When the crocodile gang leader heard this, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, and then announced in public: "Now is about to enter the hottest period of summer, and at this time of year, there will be many large herbivores, in the early morning and evening when the climate is cooler, come to the lake to drink water, this gang leader's fasting order will be invalid from today, brothers rest assured to attack boldly!" Good luck to all! This panda doctor, he knows where there are more prey, and if he is willing to go with him, please take it. ”

Then, the leader of the Crocodile Gang smiled and said to Shisu: "On behalf of our Crocodile Gang, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to you for your righteous deeds!" I don't dare keep you here today. Because if I keep you here, I'm afraid I won't be able to guarantee your life. Not to mention, my brothers who are so hungry that their eyes are glowing green can't help but want to eat you, and now even I am salivating over your fresh flesh. Sir, you are so tempting, hahahaha......"

"Farewell!" Shiso arched his hands at the crocodile leader, then turned and walked out...... When he went outside, he turned back to the crocodile "Little Five" and said, "Go and gather your brothers to see which brothers are willing to go hunting with me, and I am here waiting for you to bring your brothers." Go for it! ”

"Okay, I'll go." As soon as the words fell, the crocodile "Little Five" turned around and left.

At this time, Shisu saw that in front of him, there was a young, strong and dull crocodile, who was looking at him intently with a long hara.

He raised his eyebrows and said to the crocodile with a smile: "Brother crocodile, do you want to go over there with me, catch bison or wild ass, and taste those fresh and fragrant delicacies!" ”

"Yes, so much! Are you really going to take me here?! The crocodile couldn't help but be overjoyed.

"Right in that direction." Shisu casually pointed in a certain direction, then walked over, lay on the crocodile and said, "I'll take you over to relieve your hunger first, and then take the other brothers to hunt." Let's go first! ”

"That's a good idea! Let's go and satisfy our hunger first. Wait until we're full of food and drink outside, and then let them know. After saying that, the crocodile carried Shiso into the water and swam in the direction specified by Shiso......

But just when the two of them were about a hundred meters away from the lake, suddenly, a voice came from behind them, "Stop, don't run!" Come back! Seeing this, Shisu hurriedly comforted it and said, "Don't stop, go quickly!" Those brothers in the back are afraid that we will eat alone and jealousy, and we will enjoy the delicious food before them! Ignore them! Later, we will eat and drink enough delicious food first, and then we will anger them. ”

"Sir is right, I'm going to swim forward and ignore their fools." The crocodile under Shisu agreed with Shisu's valuable advice very much, and swam forward desperately with the strength of milk, so that the crocodiles led by the "Little Five Sons" who followed him could not catch up.

Not long after, approaching the shore of a lake, Shiso hurriedly said to the crocodile below: "I remember the last time I saw a herd of bison drinking here, now I will go and see if they are nearby today, you wait for me first." Before the words fell, he jumped from the crocodile to the shore with a "roar", and no matter how the dazed crocodile reacted, he rushed towards the grove not far from the shore without looking back, and threw down the sentence "Goodbye, crocodile babies" from afar.

It is said that there is a tiger cottage in front of the Shiso Panda medical route, and the owner of the village is a saber-toothed tiger, and there are a group of bandit beasts such as purple-eyed fox, stupid bear and crooked leopard.

And because the saber-toothed tiger likes to eat high-calorie food, such as sheep, cows, pigs and dogs, etc., and is often constipated, we simply named this saber-toothed tiger "love constipation".

In the evening, an old ox named "Niu Bailao" came to the gate of the tiger cottage with three pugs tied to the back of a tree vine, but was blocked by a stupid bear.

Why is this old cow called "Niu Bailao"? It turned out that their family lived at the foot of the nearby mountain, and suffered from the exploitation and bullying of the beasts of the Tiger Cottage, and the Tiger Cottage stipulated that the "Niu Bailao" family must pay tribute to the cottage three times a year, and each time there should be no less than three sheep or three dogs, otherwise, they would have to catch and eat all the "Niu Bailao". Nowadays, the "Niu Bailao" family is actually a slave of the cottage, and they work for the cottage every year, so we call the head of the household "Niu Bailao".

Let's say, the stupid bear stepped forward to stop the "cow Bailao" and said: "Stupid cow, the living animals you gave to my king last spring were three sheep, why did you send three pugs this summer." ”

"Hey! Master Xiong! Don't you know, our untouchables are really miserable! In the past, all we sent were sheep, but for some reason, those sheep suddenly learned to be smart, and when they saw us looking for ropes such as vines and other ropes, they immediately hid far away, and I couldn't catch up with them. And these pugs are so stupid that they bark as pigs, and they always like to come around me when they have nothing to do, and slap me, the master's ass, thinking that patting my ass will be beneficial. Later, I thought, since I can't catch the sheep, let's use these pugs as 'scapegoats'. But I was afraid that the pugs would become as smart as the sheep, so I gave them 'sweat medicine', and when they were unconscious, I tied them all to my back and brought them here. Look, they haven't woken up yet! It may be that the amount of 'sweat medicine' I ordered is a little heavy, I'm sorry, please bear with me! ”

"Hmmm! Stupid cow, it seems that sometimes you are not stupid, are you? The stupid bear couldn't help but approving, "Then you can send these pugs to the big kitchen." ”

"Great! Thank you, Master Xiong! "Niu Bailao" breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and thought happily: It seems that this 'scapegoat' is also a sheep!

Two days later, the saber-toothed tiger who ate the pug dog meat began to constipate again, his stomach was swollen and painful, but he couldn't pull out the no matter how hard he tried, and he was very angry, so he called the "dog-headed military teacher" purple-eyed fox to hurry up and ask a doctor to treat the disease.

Not long after, the purple-eyed fox invited a black-haired hanging eye monkey "barefoot doctor", this black-haired monkey claims to be a doctor with a "willingness to concord", and he must talk about "concord" when he opens and closes his mouth, such as: upper and lower concord, heaven and earth concordance, water and fire concord, in and out of concord, laughter and crying concorde, sweet and bitter concorde, whether there is concord or not, horizontal and vertical concord and so on.

Therefore, this "barefoot doctor" should emphasize the so-called "harmony" when he sees the patient's illness at every turn, saying that as long as the harmony is cured, the disease will be cured naturally.