Chapter 102: I helped the emperor test the poison

Xia Hai listened to Xi Liangxian's request, was stunned, and hurriedly smiled: "This is a slave who can do his job, where can he bother his mother to do it?" ”

"Don't bother, don't bother." Xiliangxian thought to herself, I'll eat it with my mouth, I can't ask for it!

"This ......" Xia Hai glanced at the emperor hesitantly, and asked for instructions with his eyes.

Emperor Jinglan bowed his head slightly.

Xia Hai was about to present the silver needle with both hands, but saw that Xi Liangxian directly took a big bite with a fork, and stuffed his mouth bulging regardless of the image!

Xia Hai was stunned by Xi Liangxian's operation, his hand shook, and the silver needle fell.

He cautiously asked, "Niangniang, what are you...... What for? ”

Xiliang Xian's cheeks puffed out and replied, "Eat...... No, I'll help the emperor test the poison! ”

As she spoke, she swallowed the contents of her mouth.

At the end, he licked his red lips that were shiny and full of oil, smashed his mouth, and looked like he had an endless aftertaste, and said: "Your Majesty, the concubine has tried poison for you, it is absolutely non-toxic, you can eat it boldly!" ”

Emperor Jinglan: "......"

What if you suddenly don't really want to eat it?

Xi Liangxian smiled like a flower, handed him the white plastic fork, blinked, and urged him: "Your Majesty? ”

Emperor Jinglan took the fork.

His eyes fell on it, and he paused for a moment.

This fork is neither gold, nor jade, nor wood, and it is smooth to the outside, and it is a few points whiter than the best mutton fat jade.

The material is very special.

Styling is also rare.

I don't know where Xiliangxian got it, strange things.

Emperor Jinglan took the fork in his hand and asked, "What is this?" ”

"Forks." Xi Liangxian replied, "Together with ham sausage and happy fat house water, they are listed as instant noodle partners!" ”

Ham sausage?

Happy Fat House Water?

Instant noodle partner?

Words I've never heard before.

Emperor Jinglan was puzzled, but he didn't ask any questions, and learned from Xiliang Xian to eat noodles, and used a fork to stir up a few curved noodles.

The emperor has always had a strong learning ability, and he did not have the clumsiness of using a fork for the first time, coupled with the innate dignity and elegance in his bones, eating instant noodles in a deserted courtyard makes people feel like sitting in a high-end Western restaurant eating steak, or sitting in the Jinluan Hall to eat a full banquet of the Han Dynasty.

A bucket of instant noodles for five yuan has a sense of luxury for 100 yuan.

This is the gap, the gap~

Not like her......

Don't mention it.

Xi Liangxian sighed in his heart.

Then, it suddenly occurred to her that -

Did she eat that fork just now?

Now, the Dog Emperor has also used it.

Isn't that a ......

Occasionally, jointly, kissing, kissing?!

Xiliang Immortal suddenly thundered.

She's a big star.

But, it's an innocent star.

Even the kissing scene is borrowed!

The woman suddenly reached out to cover her lips, revealing a frightened expression.

Emperor Lan glanced at her, "What's wrong with you?" ”

Xi Liangxian thought to herself, the original owner was the emperor's concubine, and she must have slept a long time ago, and an indirect kiss was definitely nothing between the emperor and the concubine, she was too excited, and she was about to show her stuffing.

Xi Liangxian hurriedly put down his hand, showed the very acting skills of the Hundred Flowers Award actress, shook his head, and said quickly: "Thank you for the emperor's concern, the concubine is fine!" ”

The emperor was shocked: "I don't care about you, the concubine doesn't have to be amorous." ”

Xiliangxian: "......"

Dog Emperor, you are a real dog!