And say I'm self-inflicted?

The old lady is the queen of the Hundred Flowers Award, the heartthrob in the entertainment industry, and she is a proper Mary Sue heroine when she travels into the book, okay? !

I would-

Self, work, more, love?!

Scold.

Joke!

Xiliang Immortal grinded his teeth and cursed viciously:

Dog Emperor, I wish you to eat instant noodles without seasoning packets!

No.

You don't have a chance to eat instant noodles anymore.

Hmph (* ̄m ̄)!

Xi Liangxian: I'm so angry, but I still have to keep a smile on my face.

Emperor Jinglan ate three mouthfuls of instant noodles, then put down the fork, Xia Hai handed over a handkerchief in time, and the jade-white and beautiful hand took it, and wiped the corners of his mouth elegantly.

Eat so fast?

Xi Liangxian glanced at it, saw that there was no noodles left in the bucket, and thought proudly:

There's not a bite left, and I'm conquered by my instant noodles, haha!

Xi Liangxian forgot that the bite he had just eaten for Emperor Jinglan's "poison test" had eaten a full half of it in one bite!

Xiliangxian blinked, approached in front of Emperor Jinglan, looked at him with a pair of beautiful eyes, the bottom of his eyes was clear and charming, and asked with a blank eye: "Your Majesty, is it delicious?" ”

The emperor was stunned and wrote lightly: "It's okay." ”

Xi Liangxian pursed his lips, obviously he was almost fascinated by the old lady's instant noodles, and ate it all, and there was not a single bite left, and he even said that it was just Shang Ke? !

Dishonest!

It's not cute at all!

Xiliangxian is in love with the emperor today, so he has to let him praise her...... of instant noodles.

She showed a smirk with eight teeth and said, "Your Majesty, can you please tell me more about how the instant noodles taste?" ”

The emperor was shocked and cherished words like gold, and commented: "It's too spicy." ”

Xi Liangxian subconsciously replied, "Is it spicy?" ”

She is a carnivorous little fairy who is neither spicy nor happy, and she really can't understand their group of mortals who can't eat spicy!

"For people who can't eat spicy, this taste is really spicy, and I knew that I would have stewed chicken with shiitake mushrooms." Xi Liangxian just mentioned it casually.

After speaking.

She groaned inwardly.

The Dog Emperor just said that she was amorous, and now she still wants to eat her instant noodles?

Still eat stewed chicken with shiitake mushrooms?

Dream on!

The emperor was shocked and said: "The concubine has a heart, and the mushroom stewed chicken...... Tomorrow we will present it. ”

Xi Liangxian: Oh, no!

Her heart was rejected.

However, the emperor's narrow and beautiful phoenix eyes swept over gently, with a lazy smile.

Dare to move?

Don't dare to move, don't dare to move!

Xi Liangxian had no choice but to admit it, endured the pain of a slap in the face faster than a tornado, and squeezed out a reluctant smile: "Yes, Your Majesty." ”

Emperor Jinglan looked at the woman's reluctant expression, and her thin lips slowly rose and curved in an arc.

Laughed.

……

The Dog Emperor walked away with his doglegs.

With a wave of his sleeves, he didn't take away a single cloud, and he didn't leave half a tael of silver!

As soon as the emperor left, Xiliangxian covered his heart, and his body was shaky.

Moon Shadow and Flying Star hurriedly supported her and asked with concern, "Niangniang, what's wrong with you, but what's wrong with you?" ”

Xi Liangxian's face was in a trance, his tone was miserable and miserable, he stretched out his voice, and said, "...... I've been prostituted for nothing, I'm not clean anymore! ”

"Even the common people know that they have to pay for a noodle, and he is a prostitute of an emperor for nothing, and he doesn't even give me a tael of silver!"

"I'm too cheap in comparison! I'm so undignified! ”

"Boom~"