can do one and do two, so that the ability is not stupid; can eat one bowl and eat two bowls, so that the pig's head must be strictly controlled.

can endure hardships and sweat, so that the guy can't forget; Can sing and dance, so that the fox should be inspired.

can eat, drink and sleep, so lazy people can't ask for it; Cutting corners must be investigated and dealt with, and rough work must be changed.

Work hard, don't be late, and strive to be a good man; Ask for instructions early and report late, and the satisfaction of the leader is the material.

Play Allegro, play Allegro, don't shout when the cuties come; The male and female are not lazy, and they do not need to be supervised by leaders.

I am afraid of being late when I have a prize for doing things, and everyone is brave to be the first; There are many benefits of hard work, and everyone has an iron rice bowl.

Soon, the propaganda team of the art troupe spread throughout the base camp.

Everyone's blood was boiling and their emotions were high, which brought great impetus to Hongxia'er's large-scale military training and raised the combat effectiveness of her team to a new level.

Now she officially named Shuangfeng Ridge as "Xiafeng Mountain", the location of her base camp is "Xiafeng Cottage", and she is the king of Xiafeng Mountain.

In other words, she began to "occupy the mountain as the king".

Soon, she discovers that her paparazzi are too fond of nibbling pork bones, and that the prey they catch rarely includes wild boars and the like.

She thought: Can I catch some wild boars and raise them in captivity, so that I can kill the pigs and eat them at any time when I want to eat them.

Then she ordered a fox scout team to find out if there were any wild boar herds within a hundred miles of the vicinity.

Two days later, the scout team members reported that there was a wild boar forest called "Jiapigou" about 75 miles southeast of Xiafeng Mountain, where a large group of wild boars lived, about 200 of them, and there were fewer wild boars in other places within a radius of 100 miles in this vicinity, and the most was about 20 or 30 wild boars.

After hearing the news, Hongxia'er secretly made up her mind and prepared to plan a perfect plan to bring this group of wild boars to a "litter".

It is said that the current owner of this wild boar forest is the leader of this large group of wild boars, known as "pigs are not afraid", and his courage is quite big, as its team grows bigger and bigger, its courage is getting fatter and fatter, and it is about to catch up with its round belly like blowing balloons.

The pig was not afraid that it would be yawning on the soft fur of the dog, ready to sleep comfortably.

Without thinking, a pig sentry rubbed, rubbed, rubbed and ran in to report: "King, dozens of wild dogs have come down from the mountain, and they are calling for a formation there, saying that they want to level our cottage, and also saying that we have the courage of pigs to fight." ”

The pig was not afraid to hear this, and the anger rose to the ground, and his body also rubbed the ground and sat up.

It rubbed its feet and said, "Let's go, let's see." This king wants to see where the wild dog came from, daring to spread wild in front of Grandpa Pig. As he spoke, he walked towards the gate of the village with a bumpy belly.

Standing on the gate tower, the pig was not afraid to take a look, and his nose was almost crooked.

At this time, more than 80 meters opposite the gate of the village at the foot of the mountain, thirty-eight gray wild dogs were scolding. I don't know where I learned the vocabulary of scolding pigs, what "you stupid pigs who either eat or sleep", "bad breeds without dog guts", "bear bags hiding under the belly of the mother to feed", "stupid fools who are stupider than Zhu Bajie", "waste that only hides in the grass nest and blows pig urine bubbles", "straw bags that go out to pee at night and whistle and strengthen their courage", etc., are really fresh and weird, scolded inexplicably, and scolded these wild boars are not good how to reply.

The pig was not afraid to hear these words of scolding the pig, and he was suddenly so angry that he was smoky and angry. Immediately shouted: "Open the gates of the fortress, rush out for me, I will kill them all, skin them, and eat their flesh." ”

So the wild boars immediately hurriedly opened the gate of the wall, rushed out in a swarm, and ran towards the wild dogs, barking as they ran.

Having said that, it stands to reason that pigs should not be so irrational, for example: it is not simple to be able to imitate primitive humans to build this decent earthen wall and wooden door cottage, and there must be "masters" to guide them.

This master is the "pig fart", its IQ is much higher than that of pigs, but it usually likes to talk about it, always saying things that sound wonderful but are difficult to do, and often make pigs not afraid of headaches and difficulties.

It's annoying, the pig is not afraid to scold it "you fart", and over time, the big guy simply calls it "pig fart".

This cottage is still a pig farting and spitting a pig, and it took the wild boars "nine cows and two tigers" to reluctantly repair it.

Two days ago, Pig Fart led a large group of wild boars (about 45% of the total number of cottages) out of the cottage to hunt, and has not yet returned to the village.

Originally, the pig was not afraid and was ready to follow, but because he didn't sleep well, he didn't want to go, and now he was planning to take a nap, but he encountered this kind of, so he called it a bad nest.

It seems that God did not stand on the pigs and was not afraid of this, no, when the wild boars rushed out, they were about to come to the wild dogs.

Suddenly, the wild dogs turned and fled, first desperately fleeing, and then slowing down when they saw that the wild boars had not caught up.

It turns out that the topography of Jiapigou is peculiar, the road is long and narrow, the widest part is only about 30 meters, and the narrowest part is less than 5 meters. Wild boars were abundant and crowded on this narrow road, and the speed of chasing wild dogs soon slowed down.

Seeing that the wild boars were chasing after them again, the wild dogs hurriedly ran away quickly. Wild dogs flee in front, and wild boars chase behind.

After a while, I saw a wild dog guarding the narrow part of the road in front of me, and told the escaped wild dogs to quickly jump over a dirt pit two meters wide and one and a half meters deep (dug by the wild dogs after the pigs farted away), and when all the escaped wild dogs crossed the dirt pit, the dog guarding the pit also jumped over the dirt pit and fled.

When the wild boars chased to the edge of the pit, they fell into the pit, and the wild boars behind them tried to cross the two-meter-wide pit but it was difficult: first, the wild boars had short legs and were difficult to cross, and second, when they found the trap, they had no longer the distance to run and jump.