Chapter 62: Propaganda Allegro
The training method is naturally the same as before, but some new content has been added: dogs have increased olfactory and auditory training and attack training, and foxes have also increased olfactory and auditory training and long-distance physical training.
In short, these paparazzi and fox teams are more capable than before.
The wild dogs and foxes in the surrounding area came to join them, and there were about 360 wild dogs, and the number of foxes reached hundreds.
Now the management problem has become a top priority for Hongxiaer.
Since there are more males and fewer females, Hongxia'er separates them all into work, with the male dog and fox in charge of fighting and production, and the female dog and fox in charge of logistics and services.
This resulted in 20 paparazzi teams (combat and production teams, each team with 15 male dogs), 8 fox teams (including 4 archery teams, 2 reconnaissance teams, and 2 cooking teams, each team with 10 male foxes), four logistics teams (2 garrison teams, 2 service teams, each team with 15 female dogs), and two fox service teams (responsible for logistics support, technical training, intelligence transmission and other miscellaneous affairs, each team with 10 female foxes).
In the end, Hongxia'er decided to use the two guards (fifteen in each team) as her own guards, and stationed the guards at a distance of ten meters below the entrance of the nearest cave to stay in the dormitory, and the rest of the cave was inhabited by the two fox service teams to store daily necessities and serve as a kitchen.
Then, after disbanding the two wild dog service teams, they were reorganized into three guard teams (ten female dogs in each team), and divided into one team each of the second Peach Blossom, the fourth Lotus, and the fifth Plum Blossom.
In addition, Hongxiaer also stipulates "monogamy", and members below the captain are not allowed to fall in love, and the captain and above can talk about love, but the marriage must be approved by Hongxiaer herself.
In this way, Hongxia'er firmly controlled this team of nearly 500 fox friends and dogs in her own hands.
Let's say that since the expansion of the team, there have been three "handsome" foxes in the fox team, one with a black nose nicknamed "Patting Horse Slip", one with a white nose nicknamed "Er Stunned", and one with a red nose nicknamed "Kidnapping Raccoon", they are all captains, and they all think that they are the best fox choice to pursue Hongxiaer.
"Pai Ma Yu" is the captain of the cooking team, "Erzizi" is the captain of the archery team, and "Kidnapping Raccoon" is the leader of the reconnaissance team.
On this day, the three captains walked into Hongxia'er's cave to have a meeting, and as soon as they reached the mouth of the cave, their mouths began to sing without stopping:
Don't be too busy, pay attention to your body and keep it safe; Eat, drink, and sleep badly, and play before the work is finished;
Eat well, drink well, sleep well, and work happily; Our career will prosper, and the fox fairy will be the king.
Hong Xia'er was in a good mood when she heard this, and said with a smile: "Pat Ma Yu, your lyrics are getting smoother and smoother, do you want to change your career to singing?" ”
He nodded and said, "Thank you for the compliment!" I'm just making it up and playing, I'm sorry, let the fox fairy make you laugh. ”
Hongxia'er said, "Hey! I'm not making fun of you. What I'm saying is true. Would you like to give it a try? ”
Pat the horse: "Really? That's a good idea. But what should I do with this job? ”
Hongxia'er said, "This is easy to do. After you find a fox to replace your job, come and report to me. ”
Pat Ma Yu said excitedly: "Hey! Great. After saying that, he immediately went out of the hole to find the fox to take over his work.
Soon Pai Ma Yu was appointed by Hong Xia'er as the leader of the propaganda team, and asked it to be responsible for the preparation of the art troupe, and let it also serve as the head of the art troupe.
Shoot the horse and go back immediately, and choose beautiful female foxes and to enter the art troupe.
It temporarily selected twelve and applied to Hongxia'er for approval, but four were deleted, leaving only eight members of the art troupe.
Next, it took a few days to write the following songs and apply for approval again.
This time, all the lyrics were approved, and Hongxiaer also invented (plagiarized) Shandong Allegro for use when slapping horses and singing.
In this way, when the horses were singing on the bamboo boards, the eight members of the art troupe (dog and fox) danced beside them. The lyrics are as follows:
Say that you are stupid and you will be annoyed, and say that you are annoyed and you are savage; Don't talk about foxes having fetishes, dogs have shortcomings.
One toad loves to jump into the pond, and two toads cry annoyingly; Eight toads follow you, do you think this is bothersome?
The frog called the toad to jump, and the toad farted without shame; A bare ass is not afraid of ugliness, and a crooked skull is a stupid hat.
The dragonfly never screams, and the doll loves to cry when she has nothing to do; Say you won't you all, make me cry or laugh?
There is nothing to do, who has the ability to show both hands; Just saying that you don't practice is a lazy dog, and your legs tremble when you get to the battlefield;
If you don't learn or practice, you are a bad seed, and it is difficult to make ends meet with hunger and cold; Study hard and practice your skills, and you can eat, drink and have fun.
I'm a fox, you're a dog, and we're natural friends; Come to eat in a pot, start a battle and roar loudly.
Fight side by side and walk together, return triumphantly and drink fruit wine; The future is like a bright future, singing with pride, holding hands.
After patting the horse and slipping with a bamboo board, he practiced hard, and within a few days, he mastered the tricks, and when he was happy, he made a lot of poetry and made a few poems:
A small river bends and my song spreads in all directions; A mountain peaks stand on top of the sky, and I have to bear my responsibility.
A radish and a pit, it is easy to do things without panic; It's hard to get things done, and all your efforts are in vain.