Chapter 270: Helpless Mandrill
About that, almost certainly.
But what kind of conspiracy is it, I can only ask the original "mess with me", but in the process of soul transplantation just now, I couldn't help but kill the soul of "messing with me" directly because I was so angry, and now I can't search its memory anymore.
Shisu calmed down and thought seriously: Now it seems that the only way to ask the chimpanzee in the cave in the woods is to ask. As for the panda village chief, he may have fallen asleep a long time ago, so I don't need to go back to the cave to sleep right away. Let's go to the chimpanzee first and ask what kind of conspiracy is there to "mess with me".
It didn't take long for Shisu to come to the secret cave where he had followed "Hang With Me" last time, picked up the dense weeds, and shouted to the cave: "Brother, are you asleep?" ”
There was no response from inside, but there was a low and gentle sleeping snoring, "Pig!" Shisu scolded, and immediately broke in angrily, grabbing the chimpanzee's ear with his hand in the darkness and twisting it heavily, only to hear "Oops! The chimpanzee, who woke up from his sleep with a scream like a pig, opened his eyes and saw that it was a mandrill "messing with me" (perilla), and immediately said angrily: "What are you doing? What kind of nerves do you have to keep people from sleeping? ”
Shiso had an idea, and thought: Now in the eyes of this chimpanzee, I am still the same mandrill, and I still have to play the original role, in case I show the stuffing, but I can't ask him to speak.
After considering these circumstances clearly, Shisu let go of the hand that twisted his ear, and said to him calmly: "Brother, I came to you tonight because I have a very urgent matter. Don't be angry! ”
"What else?" The chimpanzee asked, puzzled, "Didn't you pat your chest and assure me that everything was under your control?" ”
"Now something unexpected happened," Shiso explained, "and an owl that came out of nowhere suddenly broke into the village chief's house and knocked over the bowl of herbs, and my perfect plan was ruined." Ay! ”
"Do you want to move on to the second step?" The chimpanzee asked eagerly, then continued, "I'm pretty much ready now." ”
"Step 2, how prepared are you?" Shiso asked eagerly, he very much wanted to know the details.
"I was going to go to the bamboo forest in the panda cottage before dawn and smear the herbal juice I had prepared on the young bamboo leaves that many pandas like to eat."
"And then? How will a panda react if it eats a bamboo leaf that you smeared with herbal juice? ”
"What kind of bullshit memory are you, didn't I tell you last time? How did you forget it so quickly? ”
"Didn't I give that pesky owl a fuss! Repeat it to me, so I can reconsider our plans. ”
"Okay. I'll repeat that when the panda eats the bamboo leaves I smeared with herbal juice, it gets dizziness, nausea, vomiting, and even diarrhea. At this time, you can take another herbal pill I gave you, give each panda one pill, and you can cure this disease. In this way, it will greatly increase your prestige and reputation in the Panda Cottage, and lay a solid foundation for you to rule this cottage in the future. ”
"The idea, that sounds, is very good, and you can go ahead and do it."
"Brother, then after you succeed, don't forget the benefits that Xu Ruo gave me."
"Well, don't worry. I will never forget. Wait, my first step didn't get done, what should I do? ”
"So what else can I do? I have to work hard for myself to configure another one for you, an uncompetitive brother. ”
"Then you go get another one. It's getting late, I have to go. As soon as he finished speaking, Shisu hurriedly said goodbye to the chimpanzee, got out of the cave, and walked outside.
As she walked along the road, Shiso thought: How do I proceed next? At the moment, it seems that the chimpanzee will not harm the Panda village chief, but only help me improve my reputation and prestige.
Suddenly, Shiso thought of Sakurako, what can I do? I can't go back now. The shiso owl is dead, and she will surely be sad and miserable. Oh! By the way, the past me was still tied to the bamboo forest and didn't have time to bury it, so I must not let Sakurako see it, I must bury it as soon as possible now.
Thinking of this, the perilla mandrill hurriedly walked towards the cottage bamboo forest......
Before I entered the bamboo forest, I heard the miserable cry of an owl from the bamboo forest, and Shiso couldn't help but be shocked, Oops, Sakura-chan is here, she has already found the body of my previous life. What can I do? Now that I go in like this, I will definitely treat me as an enemy, and I will have to fight with me.
At this moment, Shisu felt a headache that he had never felt before, after all, it was the first time he had encountered such a difficult thing to deal with.
At this time, he was really in a dilemma: pull out his legs and leave, and he couldn't bear it, after all, Sakurako and his own husband and wife in distress; Stay and persuade her, and I'm afraid that she will misunderstand herself and fight with herself.
Never mind. This level will have to be passed sooner or later, since you have to face her sooner or later, it is better to face it now, after all, it is now the dead of night, what can be said to be open without scruples, if you want to kill or scrape, whatever she wants, it's a big deal, just give birth again.
After figuring out these joints, Shisu felt that his whole body was very relaxed, and he slowly exhaled a big breath, stabilized his mind, raised his head, and walked towards the bamboo forest.
Hearing the sound of footsteps coming from far and near outside the bamboo forest, Sakurako immediately stopped crying and thought, "Could it be that my husband's murderer is back?" Hum! It's just the right time, and I'll look for it and avenge my husband in a while!
Soon, perilla walked into the bamboo forest, because perilla has been raised from the owl into a mandrill, its eyesight is naturally far less than that of the owl, after entering the bamboo forest, it feels that it is not clear at all, especially when it just walks in from the outside, it is almost black and mushy in front of him......
Suddenly, a black shadow rushed out of the darkness and swooped down on him, Shisu hurriedly covered his face with his arm, and at the same time shouted in the owl language: "Sakurako-chan, stop quickly!" ”
The black shadow suddenly stopped attacking, and immediately retreated into the darkness deep in the bamboo forest, and for a moment, let out a low and obviously threatening voice: "Tell me quickly, how can you, a reptile on the ground, know the language of our owl, and what makes me even more strange is that you still know my name, saying, what kind of monster are you?" ”
"Actually, your husband Shiso was originally a monster." Shisu's voice did not fall, "Shut up!" You are not allowed to slander my husband! Sakurako suddenly interjected and scolded angrily.
Shisu was stunned, stammered, frowned, and thought: How should I say this to her?!
Just when he was hesitating and didn't know how to speak, he heard Sakurako's fierce question, "Tell me, why do you know not only my name, but also my husband's name?" Otherwise, I'll peck you to death! ”