Chapter 269: Sudden Reincarnation
It turned out that the mandrill was saying, "Village master, as long as you drink this bowl of medicine I have prepared for you, then your skills will be greatly improved!" ”
"I must believe your words. But will this black, mushy and foul-smelling herbal juice really have the effect you say? ”
"When did I lie to you? If you don't believe it, I'll drink it to you, but it's a pity that I don't know boxing, and my drinking is equal to a waste, which is really a waste of my hard work. ”
"Okay, good, I'll drink, I'll drink, I'll drink. How can I let you down for all my hard work! As soon as the words fell, the Panda Village Chief picked up a bamboo bowl filled with black herbal juice and handed it to his mouth.
"Can't drink it!" Shiso suddenly rushed into the cave and shouted, "This medicine is poisonous!" Beware of this guy's machinations. ”
The owner of the cave and the mandrill were startled at the same time, and turned their heads to look at the owl that came out of nowhere, dumbfounded and at a loss.
Or did the mandrill "mess with me" come back to his senses first, and pointed at Shisu with his "hand" and scolded: "Where did you come from, what are your intentions in running here to mess around?" ”
The Panda Village Chief also asked: "Yes, you owl, how can you also know the language of our Panda family, and besides, on what basis do you determine that this bowl of herbs is poisonous?" ”
"This guy sneaks out every night and sneaks around." Shiso explained, "I suspect it has a major conspiracy that cannot be heard. ”
"You owl monster, you're actually spying on me?" Shanxiao suddenly realized, "I said that I always feel that there is a pair of eyes behind me secretly staring at me these days, it turns out that you little bastard is making trouble inside." ”
"You're the old bastard, the big villain, with bad intentions, and you want to seize power." Shisu voiced all the doubts in his heart, "You tried to poison the owner of the village with poison so that you could replace him." ”
"Little bastard, I don't want you to be a fool." The mandrill yelled angrily, "You say that I poisoned this bowl of herbs, what is the real evidence? ”
"I, I, I ......" Shiso really can't say it, there is no way, his own suspicion alone can't solve the problem.
What to do? O my God! Come figure it out for me.
Just when Shiso was in a hurry, this hateful mandrill actually added fuel to the fire and said, "You can't say it, right? I'm going to accuse you of false accusations, and I'm going to arrest you now. With that, he was ready to go.
At the critical moment, Shiso had a flash of inspiration, and immediately pounced and put his mouth into the herbal juice in the bamboo bowl that the Panda Village Chief had just put on the earthen table in fright, and desperately drank the herb, anyway, it had already thought about reincarnating as a panda, maybe now was the right time.
Who knows, after drinking most of the bowl of black herbal juice, there is no big uncomfortable reaction, but I feel hot all over my body, and the heat is unbearable, what is going on?
Why isn't this poison, could it be that this guy's conscience found that he didn't poison him, and he was determined to put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot, and since then he has changed his evil ways and returned to righteousness?
It's impossible, my gut feeling is impossible, there's something wrong with it.
Shisu insisted on his thoughts and never wavered, and suddenly, it felt that his whole body was full of energy, so he couldn't help but show his most familiar bird kung fu in this cave.
At the beginning, the owner of the panda village was still suspicious of Zisu's words, but now he absolutely doesn't believe it, obviously, this is a "halfway out of Cheng Biting Jin", not only did he not eat such a precious elixir, but also let this little guy take the lead and cheat the good medicine.
As soon as I thought of this, I couldn't help but feel evil to the side of the guts, and when Shisu was immersed in the wonderful exercises, he suddenly became embarrassed, and swung a hard punch at Shisu, "Hi", where did the flat-haired beast come from, I asked you to come and grab my medicine to eat.
In fact, Shisu also practiced involuntarily, only feeling that the more he practiced, the more comfortable he became, and the more he practiced, the cooler he became.
At this time, the sudden punch from the Panda Village Chief made it unprepared, and it was dark in front of it, and it suddenly passed out......
When Shiso woke up in pain, he found that he had been tied to a thick bamboo pole, and the hateful mandrill was plucking its own feathers, almost the most important feathers on its wings, and now even if they let themselves go, I am afraid they will not be able to fly, it is really hateful, especially the bullshit panda village chief, who is really good and bad, stupid, and actually helps to abuse, I really regret that I ran to help it.
What to do? What am I going to do? Thinking of this, Zi Su couldn't help but glance around, oops, now the place where he was tied up was in the bamboo forest, and there were no other animals around except for the mandrill guy, that is to say, now this guy can dispose of himself, his own life has fallen into his hands, and the panda village chief probably threw himself to this villain in a fit of anger.
Seeing that Shiso woke up from pain, Shanxiao immediately stretched out his hand to choke Shisu's neck, and asked viciously: "Tell me quickly, who sent you, is it the red-haired female fox?" ”
"What? Red-haired female fox? Shisu was confused and said, "I don't know any red-haired female foxes at all, and I don't understand what you mean by this." ”
Of course, Shisu didn't know that the mandrill "messing with me" referred to the female fox Hongxia'er, because it had never seen Hongxia'er, and Hongxia'er didn't know it, not to mention that Hongxia'er didn't know where to go now.
"Since you weren't sent by the vixen, why did you harm me? I have no grievances with you. Mandrill asked, somewhat incomprehensibly.
"Because, because I don't like you." Shisu was pinched by the mandrill and said breathlessly.
"Then you will die! Hateful little scoundrels. "Mandrill" mixed with me" grabbed Shiso's neck with his hand and pinched it hard, and within a few minutes, Shiso was dead.
"Haha, hahahaha...... "Mandrill" mixed with me" couldn't help but laugh proudly, laughing, laughing...... Gradually, the laughter became smaller and smaller, and finally with a "vomit", he fell to the ground and fainted.
When this guy woke up, it was no longer the original "mess with me", but Shiso, the current Shiso mandrill.
After a while, Shisu grabbed his scalp with his hand (that is, the front paws of the mandrill), it felt like he was in a dream, how did he wake up, I turned from an owl to a mandrill, I didn't say in advance that I was going to become this bad guy, in fact, I wanted to support the panda, especially the red panda, isn't this playing the piano?!
What a reason for this, I would like to protest! Shiso thought angrily.
Ay! What a fate it is!
Forget it! In this case, I can only accept my fate.
But how do you play the role of a mandrill? Why didn't this guy with ulterior motives poison the herbs? Is there any other conspiracy?