(It's a very old joke anymore, forgive the author for the bad taste of the fungus??) (?? ﹃?) ）

The author was sleeping soundly at night, and suddenly woke up from the cold, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a woman with a disheveled hair sitting in front of the author's bed.

Seeing the author wake up, the woman brushed open a layer of long hair, revealing still hair, she said faintly: "Look at me, look at me, I have no face, I have no face!" ”

The author calmly lifted his clothes and said to the female ghost: "You look at me too, look at me, I don't have breasts, I don't have breasts!" ”

So one person and one ghost hugged the head and cried (θ_θ) factory