The author of Fungus and Hell Little Theater
Today I want to say three things:
1. In the chapter "Departure, Murderous House", I have a sentence that reads: "Although the purpose is different, the destination is the same." 『』”
The meaning of the same destination means that although the way of doing things is different, the result is the same.
And the author writes the "purpose", so I always feel that this idiom is useless, which scholar can correct the author's bacteria, and the author is grateful.
2. The author made up the class today, and then went to the library at night to accompany the friend (yes, it was the friend who helped me revise the chapter, and confessed that I love her again.) Write homework.,As a result, I fell asleep on my stomach _(:d)∠)_ and then woke up and played in the library with friends for a night and watched _:(?? _`∠):_…。 Then I went to buy a big duck leg to gnaw, originally the weather was dry these days on the fire, and now the author's nose and mouth have been so painful that they can't do it, this is a capital "work"!
3. The small theater officially begins.
The author has seen a set of pictures, which are about "how women who live alone should protect themselves". Then there's a picture that says if you live alone, shout "I'm back" every night before you go home and enter the door, so that the ill-intentioned people mistakenly think that you don't live alone. From this, the author bacteria derived a brain hole.
After returning home in the evening,
Author Fungus (standing in front of the locked door, shouting): I'm back!
As a result, a gloomy voice sounded in the room,
X: You~back~come~la~
Author Bacteria (Shock):, what the hell?!
X: What the hell do you guess I'm ~