Chapter Ninety-Four: Spiders Help the Battle
Shisu rushed up and kicked her ass and scolded, "Get up, get up." It's not early. You lazy lady is still sleeping, it's too unusual. ”
The mother spider opened her eyes and saw that it was a praying mantis, and suddenly woke up in fright and said, "Brother Mantis, I didn't expect it to be you." Eat me, and wait for me to get some sleep. ”
The perilla mantis said, "I don't want to eat you today, I just want you to do things for me." ”
The mother spider asked puzzledly, "It's not dawn yet, what can I do?" ”
Zi Su said: "It's been three watches, the chickens have crowed three times, do you still want to sleep lazy?" ”
The mother spider said: "It was 'the rooster crowing in the middle of the night', and only those poor people who dragged their families and families got up in the middle of the night to work for the landlord's old wealth." I am the master of 'one person feeds the whole family and does not go hungry', so I will not be stupid enough to get up in the middle of the night to work for others! ”
Shisu said, "If you get up and work for me right now, you will soon have a table of good food waiting for you." If you don't want to work for me, I'll eat you right away. The choice is yours. ”
The mother spider immediately smiled and said, "Then of course I'm willing to work for you, big brother!" ”
"Then I tell you, if you see that there is no tree in front of you, you will weave more nets on the branches inside the leaves, and then I will lure the prey to the nets which you have weaved. Do you understand? ”
"Understood. The net I weave is what you are satisfied with. ”
"Alright. I'm leaving. Then, Shiso flew away and went to find another mother spider.
The time is short, and the task is urgent. One spider is not enough, you have to find more spiders.
After a while, he found a huge female spider again, and unceremoniously kicked her awake and said, "Get up, work." ”
The big mother spider asked, "It's not dawn yet, what are you going to get up from?" What do you do? Brother Mantis, don't mess with me, I'm a big poisonous spider, I'll give you a needle, and your life will be gone. ”
Shisu said, "I'm not here to trouble you, I'm here to talk to you about business." I have a big deal, as long as you cooperate with me, I promise to let you eat and drink spicy food, and soon there will be a large table of delicacies waiting for you to eat. ”
"Really? You didn't lie to me? When the big mother spider heard this, she couldn't help but salivate, she hadn't eaten enough for several days.
She only eats a few small insects such as flies and mosquitoes every day, which is not enough for her huge spider.
Today, when I heard that there was a large table of delicious food waiting for her, wouldn't I be happy.
"You just have to do what I ask." Shiso said, and then she told the big mother spider about her plan again.
In this way, the praying mantis perilla found seven or eight female spiders in a row to work for it.
These female spiders heard that there was a large table of delicacies waiting for them, and they were very motivated to work.
Before nine o'clock in the morning, a dense spider web was woven on the branches of the leafy dwarf tree designated by Shiso.
Completed the task assigned by Shiso in time and satisfactorily, and waited for the prey to take the bait.
Now, lying contentedly on a very inward, hidden leaf, Shiso said to the mother spiders, "I'll sleep for a while, and when anyone finds the big locusts coming, remember to call me, they are the prey of our mouths." ”
"Got it. Brother Praying Mantis, you can sleep with confidence. We'll wake you up when they come. The mother spiders said.
"That's good." After a while, there was a snoring sound of "purr-purr-purr-purr", and the perilla mantis fell asleep.
There has been no movement outside all morning.
At two or three o'clock in the afternoon, a squadron of "Zero fighters" slowly soared and flew towards the dwarf tree.
"It's coming, it's coming. Big Brother Mantis, hurry up. The mother spiders shouted.
The perilla mantis woke up and saw that it was really here.
Hee-hee, the show is on.
In the blink of an eye, Shiso flew out of the foliage bushes, landed on the outermost leaves, and shouted loudly in the face of the big locusts that came to the door:
"Hey! What are you fools looking for? Grandpa, I'm the 'Flying Demon' you're looking for. If you have the ability, you will come and kill me! ”
Those big locusts were really startled when they heard this, and they couldn't help asking:
"Are you really a 'Flying Demon'? No way.
The 'Flying Demon' isn't so stupid, will it admit to itself waiting for us to kill it? Impossible. ”
One of the locusts even recognized Shiso: "Boy, aren't you the praying mantis who likes to sleep lazily and is not very polite to us last time?" Did you take the wrong medicine today and want to die? ”
Another locust interjected: "A person must know how to cherish his own life, life is short, and he must not joke with his own life!" ”
Seeing this, Zi Su cried and laughed and said, "Why don't you believe it? I am the 'Flying Demon' and the 'Shadowless Killer'. It was true that I lied to you last time, and it shouldn't be. However, this time it is absolutely not deceiving you. ”
A locust said:
"Boy, are you out of love and don't want to live?
Ay! Young people, it's normal to be a little frustrated.
Which person's life is smooth sailing?
It's like the five of us brothers, and we are not all singles yet.
But we can all think about it, eat and drink when we should eat, play with women when we should play with women, and look at how happy it is! ”
Shiso was a little confused by the locusts: Why did this group of fools die and do my ideological work in turn, as if I was a backward young man who needed to be saved by others? It's weird.
Unexpectedly, in these years, everyone believes in lies, but everyone doesn't believe in telling the truth.
Zi Su frowned, and thought about it: "I asked someone to inquire carefully yesterday, and figured out the specific accommodation of the 'Flying Demon' and 'Shadowless Killer' you are looking for now." ”
"Really? Where is it? The head of the locust said, "Boy, you'd better not fool us." Otherwise, the consequences are very serious. ”
Shisu smiled and said, "I can tell you." However, I have one condition, and you must promise me before I tell you. ”
"Speak, boy," said the locust head again, "do you think you are qualified to negotiate terms with us?" ”