Chapter 655: Take it out twice a day and don't tear it down
Russell pushed the door and walked in, and the new world was pitch black, and this pitch darkness was very special, different from the darkness of the night.
It gives people a deep sense of depression, which hits the soul and makes people anxious, as if they are in a narrow coffin......
Squeak!
Deadpool pushed open the cabinet door, scratched his head, and wondered: "It's really strange, after these few times after crossing the world, there are as many sand sculptures as there are sand sculptures." Last time it was a public toilet, this time it was a large wardrobe, which was not like this before. ”
“……”
Russell kicked Deadpool open, walked out of the closet, and looked around to find that this elegant bedroom was very literary, and in terms of the luxury of the decoration, the owner of the house was not short of money.
Deadpool opened the curtains, raised his hand in front of him, looked at it on tiptoe, and said excitedly: "Russell, I recognize this place, it's the Mutant Academy, it can't be wrong." ”
"yes, I can see that too, and I can see that this is Professor X's bedroom."
Deadpool turned his head suspiciously: "Man, this can also be seen, what is the relationship between you and that old bald head?" ”
"As long as you're not blind, you can see it." Russell rolled his eyes and raised his hand to the wall behind Deadpool, on which hung a half-length oil portrait of Professor X smiling in a straight suit.
Deadpool stared at the portrait and blinked, and said with a very thick mouth: "The painter's skills are not good, this bald head is neither polished nor waxed, and the gray lacks the core concept, who can recognize who he is!" ”
Fifty steps of laughter and a hundred steps, your bald head is polished and waxed?
Russell was too lazy to say, and said bluntly: "Wade, which world is this, [X-Men] Part III, or [X-Men: Dark Phoenix]?" ”
"[X-Men] Part 3, I think the characters in the old version are good-looking, and the latest version is too embarrassing."
Deadpool complained, "Russell, every time I see a younger version of Professor X, aka Charles, do you know what the first impression is that pops into my head?" ”
"He was cuckolded by Star-Lord!"
"Yes, yes, that's it, it's worthy of being my good brother, even the idea is exactly the same." Deadpool is excited and praises Russell as his best buddy because the two have a good understanding.
Russell was very sad, he had known not to answer this question, but now he was well and had a tacit understanding with a sand sculpture.
Not wanting to deal with Deadpool, he pushed the door open and walked out of the bedroom, where the principal's office was outside.
The room was empty, and in front of the sofa was an all-metal wheelchair with an X-shaped back chair, which belonged to Professor X's car, and he was the only one in the whole show.
Russell looked at the metal wheelchair and was stunned, and after a while, he hurriedly asked, "Wade, what time period is it for the third part of [X-Men], is the professor hanging?" ”
Deadpool walked over, sat in the exclusive car, and slipped the joystick around the room: "I don't know, I can only cross, I can't determine the specific time and location." Wow, this chair is so comfortable, I think I'm in love with it! ”
Deadpool didn't give a definite answer, but Russell was eighty percent sure that Professor X was dead, from the hands of Jean, who couldn't control the power of the phoenix.
"Good death!"
Russell was relieved, not so much that Professor X died well, but that Deadpool was well dressed this time. The top priority is to find the piano in the rampage, try to trigger the lottery, and if you don't win, the next world will immediately start.
Boom!!
The door to the room was pushed open, and Hank, the blue-skinned beast, walked in side by side with Ororo, the Storm Maiden.
"Who are you and why are you in school?"
Hank's tone was tough, and not long after Professor X left, someone sneaked into the mutant school, which was still Professor X's office. He can use words to communicate, instead of coming up with a fist, which is already a sign of an excellent temper.
"I'm Deadpool, he's an angel, and we're X-Force!"
Deadpool rolled over in a remote wheelchair and politely stretched out a hand to introduce himself to familiar people, which he had become accustomed to.
Looking at Deadpool in the wheelchair, Hank gritted his teeth, grabbed Deadpool's hand, and threw him out the door with a slam of force.
"And you!"
Enraged, Hank strode forward and grabbed Russell's shoulders with both hands, trying to throw him out with a repeat of his old trick.
“……”
Hank's animalistic face wrinkled into buns, and he exerted all his strength, but he didn't pull Russell at all.
"Poof~~~" Deadpool squatted in the doorway and learned a fart sound.
“……”
The room was silent for a moment, and Hank's face was visibly red, and not only that, but even his hair stood on end, and he was on the verge of going berserk.
When Oloro saw Hank's humiliation, her eyes immediately turned white, but fortunately, she still remembered that the principal's office was a cherished memory left by Professor X, and she didn't dare to move it seriously, and warned loudly: "Whoever you are, leave this room immediately." ”
Every time you enter a world, you have to fight with the X-Men, shouldn't you, say that good superheroes sympathize with each other?
Russell doesn't know why, so he can only attribute it to Deadpool being too cheap, and even being misunderstood with him.
"Leave ...... immediately"
"Charles is alive!"
Russell's fluttering words shocked Oloro's ability to lose control and withdraw from the state of rolling his eyes.
Hank, who was next to him, grabbed Russell's collar angrily: "Damn, do you know what you're talking about, take back your wild words, don't slander the dead." ”
"Charles has the most powerful telepathic ability in the world, and it is easy to enter other people's brains, and it is not so easy to die......" Russell smiled faintly at Hank, holding Hank's hands and breaking them a little bit: "Wait, he should come back after a while, if I were you, the most important thing to do now is to raze his tombstone, otherwise...... The professor is a standard cautious eye. ”
Hank shook his arm, retreated to Oloro's side, took a deep breath and asked, "You know Charles, who is it?" ”
"We come from the past, we come from the future, we come from other worlds......" Russell told the truth, without any pretense of force.
“……”
"Well, actually, we are acquaintances, but we don't know each other in this world."
Oloro said calmly: "Why do you believe you? ”
Russell shrugged his shoulders and pulled out his digital camera from behind his buttocks: "You may not believe it, we know each other very well in another world, and you ...... me Uh, sorry again, I've always treated you like a brother. ”
"Huh!"
Oloro was even more incredulous, and then she saw her 'indecent photo', with a white marker on her face and a piece of poop, still the smoking kind.
Oloro was speechless, and Hank's face turned red again, this time with a choke, and he almost couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Soon, the photos of Oloro were flipped, followed by a photo of Jean with a big king eight painted on his face, and his front teeth were blacked out.
Seeing this, Oloro's depressed mood improved a lot, not because Qin was smiling like a sand sculpture in the photo, but because she confirmed that Qin was willing to take the picture.
In other words, they really know each other!
Russell stuffed the camera back behind him and said solemnly: "Time is pressing, if there is any problem, we will come here to help, in order to bring down the piano." ”
Hank and Oloro were silent together, and after a moment, Oloro spoke: "Since we are friends in other worlds, can you really kill Jean?" ”
Knowing that Professor X is not dead, Oloro's hatred for Jean is much lessened, and the question is not so much about Russell as it is about herself.
"It doesn't matter, a big event will happen in the future, Logan was ordered to return to the past, rewrite history, everyone's fate will change, in the future timeline, the piano will not be blackened, and everyone will live well."
Russell's words were not shocking: "So, don't think too much, the future will be very beautiful, so beautiful that you can't even imagine it." Charles is alive, the school is more prosperous, and even Logan has become a teacher......"
"Wait a minute, you're lying to me."
Hank questioned: "Logan became a teacher, this is ...... I really don't agree with that, what can he teach? Sports, or survival in the wilderness? ”
Deadpool sat back in a remote-controlled wheelchair: "Logan is a substitute physical education teacher, and his main subject is history. ”
“……”X2
Hank's eyelids twitched, and he couldn't help but shudder when he imagined the image of Logan teaching history.
Oloro smiled far-fetched: "You said that the future will be very good, so why is Logan in charge of teaching history?" ”
Syllable!!
There was a sound of the door being kicked downstairs, and then several people heard Logan's loud voice: "Oloro, where are you?" I need your help, I've found Jean and Magneto! ”
Oloro looked at Russell: "The facts are in front of me, I have never heard of any school where the history teacher likes to tear down the house. ”
"It's just energetic, take it out twice a day, and he won't tear down the house."