Chapter 656: The Wool Can't Catch One
"Do we really know each other?"
In the cabin of the aircraft, Logan was next to Deadpool, only to feel the pores of his whole body constricted, fidgeting, and wanting to stay away from the other party.
The inexplicable idea is for no reason, and Logan doesn't understand, the two met for the first time, and they had a lifelong friendship in other worlds, why did he reject Deadpool from the bottom of his heart?
Rogan brings Jean and Magneto's whereabouts, and a large group of extremely aggressive mutants assemble and prepare to attack Alcatraz.
Like the plot of the third part of [X-Men], the US imperialist government found a mutant boy who could neutralize the mutant factor, and made a serum called 'mutant antidote', which was promoted around the world, calling on the majority of mutants to actively inject.
Mutants have no future, so it's free now and get back into the human camp!
As soon as they heard that it was free, many mutants couldn't sit still and went to the nearest release center, and even the students of Xavier's Genius Youth Academy skipped class to go to the release station to get a shot.
Without students, there is no source of income, and as soon as Professor X leaves, the college is about to go out of business, and the acting principal, Ororo, is so annoyed that she turns white overnight.
The rival organization of the Mutant Academy, Magneto's brotherhood is also not peaceful, and a large number of members have withdrawn, resulting in poor capital turnover. Magneto saw that next month's dues were cut and the Brotherhood was facing bankruptcy, so he hurriedly gathered his right-hand men to fight back against humanity.
Magneto found Jean and tricked her into becoming the new leader, leading all the mutants to revolt and razing Alcatraz, the serum base for the U.S. imperialist government to produce the 'mutant antidote'.
By the way, I grabbed the kid who could neutralize the mutant factor and burned the sacrifice to the sky!
The X-Men assembled, and because of the death of Cyclops, the death of Professor X, and the blackening of Jean as the boss, only six members were successfully summoned due to a shortage of manpower.
Three experienced veterans Logan, O'Oloro, and Hank, and three new rookie Iceman Drake, Coulis Piot, and Phantom Cat Katie.
Coupled with Russell and Deadpool, the eight of them took a flying machine to Alcatraz Island, and there was the scene just now.
"Logan, why do you ask, haven't you seen all the photos?" Deadpool sat on Logan's lap, his face darkened, and he knew by his trembling fists that he was trying to endure.
It is conceivable that it won't be long before Deadpool succeeds in provoking Logan and leaving three more holes in his head.
"I just think it's a little strange that I will have a daughter in the future, and I will inherit my abilities." Logan said dryly, inadvertently, struggling to throw Deadpool out.
Thinking of his daughter, Logan began to be autistic, and his daughter's mother was not named Jean Grey.
It's too bad that the Cyclops are dead.
"Hey, sand sculpture over there, hurry back to your seat." Oloro piloted the flying machine, turned her head and let out a roar, she had been under a lot of pressure lately, if it weren't for Russell's repeated statements that Professor X would return soon, she would have collapsed.
"Menopause is terrible!"
Deadpool muttered, the kind that could be heard throughout the cabin, and under the death gaze of O'Roro, he reluctantly waved goodbye to Logan and sat back in his seat.
"Wade, you can't catch one of the wool, it's all changed worlds, let Logan go!" Russell said out loud that he couldn't persuade Deadpool to rub the traffic blatantly.
"Logan has a self-healing factor, wool can be harvested for a lifetime, who is not to be killed?" Deadpool came to the spirit, and as long as someone talked to him, he wasn't sleepy.
"Colossus!" Russell said rightly.
"Why him, he looks silly and boring." Deadpool looked disgusted.
You're afraid you're a fake Deadpool!
"Wade, in your independent films, Colossus has always been a good partner for you." Russell was curious: "If it weren't for the fact that Coulix is a super straight man, you would both be able to roll the sheets." ”
"Phew, he's dreaming! If it weren't for the lack of funds, I wouldn't have partnered with Coloss! ”
Deadpool sneakily glanced around, leaned over to Russell and whispered: "I'll tell you secretly, don't tell me, it's all fake in the movie, there's no love for each other, it's just a scene." It's not that I like Colossus, it's that the director likes it because he's cheap. Remember, be sure to keep it a secret, I'll lose my fans if you say it. ”
It's so true!
Just when Russell was powerless to complain, Deadpool spoke again.
"Man, the first two [Deadpool] movies made blood, Twentieth Century Fox will definitely add funds, and then I invite you to participate in the third part, kick out those miscellaneous fish, and we will work together to create the strongest superhero group on the screen."
Speaking of this, Deadpool was elated: "It's not very demanding, the global box office is 2.8 billion US dollars, and [Avengers 4] topped the top in film history, what do you think?" ”
I think you're thinking about fart!
Russell rolled his eyes here, and Deadpool continued: "Because it is a big production that focuses on 'Deadpool', your abilities will be weakened at that time, such as the small wings behind you, it costs too much money to do special effects, and you can only make a prop to carry, you don't mind ......"
Boom!
A gunshot rang out, Deadpool closed his mouth, everyone in the cabin was refreshed, the dark clouds hanging overhead dissipated, and they began to talk and laugh.
……
Alcatraz!
The U.S. imperialist government is well aware that the successful development of the 'mutant antidote' will cause fierce resistance on the mutant side, so it has made targeted arrangements in advance, banning all land, sea and air travel, making this small island isolated from the world.
The idea is very good, but it is not targeted enough, the ban on land, sea and air is very effective against ordinary people, and it is difficult to make mutants deflated.
This deployment directly led to the Golden Gate Bridge, a frequent visitor to disaster movies, to fall again.
The unlucky guy, after experiencing nuclear bombs, meteorites, aliens, earthquakes, tsunamis, Godzilla and other disasters, this time destroyed at the hands of the Iron King.
By the way, in the [X-Men] series of movies, the King of Ten Thousand Irons destroyed the Golden Gate Bridge more than once. What I know is that the ability of the Iron King is against the sky, and if I don't know, I directly labeled this bridge as a tofu slag project.
The mutant army of mutants led by Magneto is uneven in strength, and the chances of winning against the human army head-on are slim, but there are several powerful mutants in charge, and there are no dangers to complete the landing.
A male mutant nicknamed 'Shockwave Girl' used his abilities to unleash a shockwave blast and destroy the human army's special plastic firearms, turning the tide in one fell swoop and laying the foundation for victory in this battle.
The U.S. imperialist commander contacted his superiors and was told that reinforcements would arrive in half an hour at the earliest.
Victory or defeat is a common thing in soldiers, and it is not shameful to surrender in the United States, and you can also mix it with a heroic medal afterwards.
On the contrary, if the commander insists on going his own way and refuses to surrender, resulting in the death of all the soldiers, not to mention the military tribunal, the president will definitely not let him go.
Because it's not people who die, it's pensions, and the president's approval rating!
Just as the commander was about to speak, eight figures descended from the sky, and the X-Men arrived, and the time was pressing, and their way of appearance was to jump off the plane.
Colossus, Logan, Hank, Russell, and other people with explosive physical fitness, each of them has a pit under their feet after landing; Oloro rides the lightning storm and falls, the special effects are full, and the horror is like this; The Phantom Cat pierced the ground with the Iceman, and then slowly floated; As for Deadpool......
"Ahhh
Syllable!
"Ahh————h
A group of eight people fell from the sky, seven lined up in a row, and the last one rolled on the ground with two legs, and everyone was shocked as soon as he appeared on the stage.
The battlefield offensive was abrupt, and the commander received a notice from his superiors that it was friendly X-Men who came to help, and angrily cursed MMP, and organized the demoralized soldiers to start a defensive battle.
The commander gave the staff officer a look, and the latter understood.
The reinforcements have just arrived, and it is not appropriate to surrender immediately, so wait for three minutes, and it is not too late for the reinforcements to kneel before surrendering.
Anyway, the reinforcements are only eight, no, there are only seven people, and the number of mutants on the opposite side is more than three digits, and the Medal of Heroes can't run.
The commander has a good heart in his heart, and with the medal in his hand, he becomes a man with a story. In the future, if you are discharged from the army, you can find a gunman to write an autobiography, and you can also make extra money to retire.
"X-Men?"
Magneto stood at the head of the bridge, shook his head and laughed at the seven people: "Charles is gone, how can there be X-Men, a group of reckless people." ”
Logan, Oloro, etc. are Magneto's acquaintances, Russell and Deadpool are new faces, Magneto casually glanced at him and didn't care much, his appearance posture proved everything, these two are here to fill up.
As the battle erupts, Oloro flies into the air with lightning and a storm to stop the mutant army, while the rest of the X-Men do their best and rush into the crowd to fight their way.
Deadpool repairs his legs and draws his knives to fight the oncoming enemy, while Russell follows him to fight soy sauce.
Maybe it's because the X-Men are often on TV, their faces are well-known to the public, and the ragtags know that they are not easy to mess with. Or maybe Deadpool's appearance is too stubborn, in line with the principle of picking persimmons and pinching them, Deadpool soon surrounded a large number of mutants, accounting for half of the number of motley troops.
These mutants have average strength, and they will be turned into sand sculptures by Deadpool alone, but their abilities are very suitable for combat, and with the large number of people, Deadpool was quickly defeated and retreated, running around with a group of people.
"Amazing guy, every time he can deviate from the painting style, let the people around him sand sculpt together."
The soy sauce didn't play, Russell was not disappointed, frowned and looked at the piano on the broken bridge, and said to himself: "The lottery was not triggered, should I wait for a while, or leave now......"
"Hey, human, what are you doing on the battlefield, are you going to die?"
Two figures appeared in front of Russell, a shockwave girl of unknown gender, and a dark-skinned female mutant with an unknown nickname. It's a dark-skinned female mutant who speaks, and she has two abilities: mutant radar + high-speed movement, because the ability is practical and very important to Magneto.
Sensing the blankness in Russell's eyes, or rather disdain, the dark-skinned female mutant said murderously: "If you really send you to death, I don't mind fulfilling you." ”
With that, she ran quickly in a flash, and in the blink of an eye, she came to Russell's side, and swung her raised right fist violently.
Syllable!
The dark-skinned female mutant lifted her feet off the ground and was pinched by Russell by the neck and lifted in the air.
"That...... Sorry to get distracted, what did you just say? ”
High-speed movement is a good ability, but her ability is too flawed, and her neural reflexes can't keep up with the pace of high-speed movement, so she can only accelerate over short distances, which is the poor version of Quicksilver.
The shockwave girl's face changed drastically, and when she saw that her companion was easily captured by Russell, she hurriedly clenched her hands into fists and became vigilant.
Russell loosened his fingers, put down the dark-skinned female mutant, and said with a pleasant face amid the latter's violent cough: "I don't hit women, you guys go, don't let me break the rules." ”