Chapter 101: The Cause of White Skin
After walking a few positive steps in a row, everyone began to slowly enter the state, and now it is much better than the first positive step.
"Okay, everyone take a break." Instructor Zhang said.
"Xincheng, don't you go to the toilet?" As soon as Li Xincheng sat down, his butt was still firmly seated, and Chen Ruilin asked.
"Harm, let's go, let's go!" Li Xincheng sighed deeply and said helplessly.
There is no doubt that this time it is another dormitory group to go to the toilet, to be honest, Li Xincheng doesn't want to, because it feels gay and gay.
After going to the toilet, the four of them once again leaned against the wall outside the toilet and thought about life.
"You say, at this time, should everyone wear a cigarette to feel more, and to feel more confused, sad, helpless, and overwhelmed?" Lei Dengyu suddenly had a whim.
"Don't don't, I don't smoke, smoking is harmful to your health, and the cigarette box says it!" Chen Ruilin waved his hand.
"You also believe this, this cigarette box says that smoking is harmful to your health, just like writing happy holidays on your summer vacation homework, it is all formalism and fake." Lei Dengyu denied.
"And the main reason for writing this is to let those teenagers have a rebellious psychology after watching it, so as to buy it, this is to attract more customers!" Lei Dengyu said.
Li Xincheng: "??? ”
And this kind of reasoning? Write out the disadvantages, but can you attract more people to buy it? Your understanding is a bit unique! I don't read much, don't lie to me.
"This is a bit like stinky tofu, the more merchants say it stinks, the more attractive it is, and the more customers want to buy it, which is a reason." Lei Dengyu added an example.
Li Xincheng: "......"
Strong and strong, sure enough, few people who can read Chinese are fuel-saving lamps, and their words are reasonable and convincing!
However, this still can't change Li Xincheng's attitude towards smoking.
"Smoking is not good, smoking is extremely harmful to health, as an excellent college student, I can only smoke second-hand smoke in my life, it is impossible to smoke first-hand cigarettes." Li Xincheng expressed his attitude.
Smoking is really bad for the body, and there will be varying degrees of damage to many organs such as teeth and lungs.
"Is everyone so repulsive about cigarettes?" Lei Dengyu asked a little puzzled.
"I don't reject it, if someone hands it to me, I will draw it, and if no one hands it over, I won't draw it." Sun Yue interjected.
Li Xincheng, Chen Ruilin: "......"
Casual drawing? White prostitution pumping? What do you mean by that is that if you are free, you will smoke, and if you want money, you will not draw, is that what you mean? Big guy, big guy, kneel!
"In fact, smoking can relieve stress and loneliness, think about when you are under a lot of pressure and in a bad mood, take a cigarette, smack him hard, and then slowly spit it out, the inner boredom, pressure, are spit out with the smoke in the nose, find a pure land of the soul in the smoke, so as to relieve the pressure, become relaxed, happy, how good!" Lei Dengyu continued to persuade.
Li Xincheng: "......"
Talking nonsense, what smoking can relieve stress, loneliness, that's all the excuses that smokers make for themselves, do you want to say that in order to relieve stress, boxing and venting it is not fragrant? You can also exercise!
And if you're looking for coolness, isn't it cooler and more enjoyable to smoke firecrackers? The feeling of firecrackers exploding in your mouth makes you find the happiness in your heart in the extreme pain, isn't it okay?
As for alleviating loneliness, can smoking a cigarette get you a girlfriend? Nowadays, many girls don't like boys who smoke, and you can relieve loneliness, which is not good, and will only become more and more lonely.
"Don't don't, we're still students, students have to have students, smoke or wait for future work to learn again!" Li Xincheng refused.
"Okay!" Lei Dengyu finally gave up his idea of persuading Li Xincheng and others.
"Why don't we find an empty classroom and sit and rest?" Lei Dengyu suggested.
"Forget it, I'll go back immediately, it's too long to go to the toilet, and others think we have kidney problems." Chen Ruilin said.
"Then find a staircase and sit for a while." Li Xincheng suggested.
The four of them sat at the top of the stairs and played for a while, and then relaxed on their phones before returning to the playground.
The training had not yet begun, and it was said that someone had fainted from heat stroke, and the chief instructor extended the rest time, and Instructor Zhang was bragging about his own military service at this time.
"It's really not me who blows, I was the leader of our platoon back then, whether it was standing in a military posture or walking in the right step, it was extremely good." When Li Xincheng and the others went back, Instructor Zhang was boasting about the glorious deeds of his training.
"Then instructor, why are you so white? Are the suns all fake? Or instructor, it rained every day when you were a soldier? Chen Ruilin couldn't help but ask.
"Yes, yes, instructor, why are you so white?" As soon as Chen Ruilin's words came out, everyone echoed them.
There is not a single girl who doesn't want to know the secret to being white.
"It's all said, it's innate." Instructor Zhang said angrily.
"We don't believe it very much." Squad leader Liu Xinyi shook her head and said.
"Okay, okay, to be honest, it's actually because my real training is only more than a year, that training is really, too hard, the amount of training is large, the sun is shining, although I am very good, I have done impeccable in all aspects, I have done very well, but I can't bear such a large amount of training, so I secretly entrusted the relationship with my family at that time, and asked an acquaintance to help me adjust my position, you don't want to go out and talk nonsense about this, I just see that you want to know too much, let you understand." After all, Instructor Zhang couldn't resist the strong demands of the girls in the class, and finally revealed the truth, perhaps, this is the so-called hero sad beauty pass!
No wonder those spies are looking for women, but also looking for beautiful ones, beauty tricks are really useful!
"Then what position have you been transferred to, instructor? Where can I not bask in the sun? Chen Ruilin asked puzzled.
"I can't reveal too much about this specific, anyway, it's probably a bit like a clerk's job, just sort out the information, take a note of meeting minutes and the like, it's miscellaneous work, anyway, you don't have to bask in the sun." Instructor Zhang said.
"Instructor, then, are you the second generation of officials? Otherwise, how can you find a relationship and change positions? Liu Xinyi, the squad leader, asked.
"No, how can I be the second generation of officials, I am an ordinary family, my family background is very ordinary, and I am the son of a farmer." Instructor Zhang waved his hand and denied.
Believe you are a ghost, you can change positions during the soldier, there is no background in this family, who will believe it? If you don't have a background, you can change positions casually? It's still an ordinary family, you are an ordinary family like Mahuateng, right?
"Instructor, I want to ask if there are any benefits when you come out of the army?" Sun Yue asked with some yearning.
"Then there are many benefits, different cities have different benefits, some cities have more than 200,000 subsidies for soldiers, and there are benefits in daily life, you see you go to take the bus, don't the buses are posted with notices saying that the disabled, soldiers, can you take the bus for free after showing the relevant certificates?" Instructor Zhang said.
"Then I also want to be a soldier, is there any special way for the instructor, and also arrange for me to go to a post where I don't need to bask in the sun, I can endure hardships, I can really endure hardships, and I am also the son of a farmer, a rural household registration!" Sun Yue said.
Instructor Zhang: "......"
Want to go to a post where you don't have to bask in the sun, this is called being able to endure hardship? If you can endure hardship, you should go to the sun!
"No, I'm out now, it's considered a discharge, I don't know much about the situation inside, if I'm still inside, I can still help, but if you want to be a soldier, it's not difficult, then your school will have publicity, and many people in your school choose to be soldiers every year." Instructor Zhang said.
"Oh, so how many people in our academy will choose to join the army every year?" Sun Yue asked again.
"Your academy, there are quite a lot, after all, it's still quite popular to be a soldier, your academy will probably have it a year, on average, there should be almost one person a year to be a soldier!" Instructor Zhang thought for a while.
Sun Yue: "......"
When, one, is too much? Instructor: Is your math taught by a PE teacher?
Looking at Sun Yue's surprised expression, Instructor Zhang explained: "One is really a lot, look at your college, how many boys are there in total, isn't one boy too much for you?" I'm judging this based on the population base! ”
Strong, strong, strong! What a trainer! I can't see that this conclusion is actually the result of your in-depth research, which is very good.