Chapter 102: Lei Dalang

"Instructor, I want to ask, how many abs do you have? I heard that Brother Bing is in good shape! Liu Xinyi suddenly asked with a look.

"Eight." Instructor Zhang said lightly.

"Really? Can you take a look at it and touch it? Liu Xinyi asked with a squint like a female hooligan.

"I can't see it, I can't touch it, men and women don't kiss each other, it's not appropriate for us, and if this is seen by other instructors, they will gossip, say that my private life is disorderly, crazy, despicable and shameless, even college students can do it or something, I am an upright person, this kind of thing can't be done." Instructor Zhang righteously refused.

"Then, instructor, let's add a WeChat? Do you take a selfie at night and send it to me privately? Liu Xinyi still asked without giving up.

"Don't don't, I'm a serious person, I can't do it and can't do it when I talk about this kind of thing." Instructor Zhang said with a straight face.

"The instructor, I'm a man, can I watch it?" Chen Ruilin suddenly asked.

Instructor Zhang: "??? ”

What do you want? I'm a straight man, so let's not mess around while playing, okay?

"I would like to ask my classmates what your sexual orientation is?" Instructor Zhang asked with some uncertainty.

"Normal." Chen Ruilin said angrily.

"I don't know what this normal means? Male or female? Instructor Zhang still asked with some uncertainty.

"In the middle." Li Xincheng suddenly interjected and replied in place of Chen Ruilin.

Chen Ruilin: "??? ”

You're a dog, right?

"Oh, I see, I see." Instructor Zhang nodded.

Chen Ruilin: "??? ”

What do you understand, you understand? My sexual orientation is normal, okay!

"Gender: male, female-loving." Chen Ruilin said angrily.

"Oh, it's good to be normal, it's good to be normal, but it's okay if it's not normal, I'm used to seeing that kind of thing, there are some people in the army who are under too much pressure, and they are gradually becoming a little strange, I've seen strong winds and waves, and their thinking is very avant-garde, for that kind of thing, I can understand and accept it." Instructor Zhang looked at Chen Ruilin meaningfully and said.

Chen Ruilin: "......"

How many more times do you want Lao Tzu to say it? I'm a straight man, straight men understand? Understand, understand you big-headed ghost.

"Okay, okay, training training, if you feel uncomfortable, you must tell me in advance, don't hold on, if you hold on, if you hold on, seriously, it's not worth it, you look like the students in other platoons are holding on, what is the result, how is it, who is suffering? It's himself, and who is the one who is blessed? It's us, the people, because he fainted, and we had five more minutes to rest. Instructor Zhang said in a five-to-five posture.

"So, if you don't want to work hard for others to make a dowry, and want others to train a little more, as soon as you feel uncomfortable, you should raise your hand in time to report to me, let me know, and then I will take you to the side to sit and rest and enjoy the happiness, so that you can watch the hard training of these people on the side, and secretly have fun alone." Instructor Zhang said.

"Instructor, it's better to be happy alone than to be happy with everyone!" Li Xincheng retorted.

"You shut up for me, wait a little longer, I'll let everyone sit and rest, watch you train alone, let everyone have fun, anyway, it's what you said, it's better to be happy alone than to be happy!" Instructor Zhang glanced at Li Xincheng angrily and said.

Li Xincheng: "......"

is worthy of being a clerk in the army for more than a year, this understanding ability is strong!

"Really, I advise everyone not to have that kind of fearless spirit, thinking of sacrificing themselves for others, no one will be grateful to you, people will only think, who is this, such a dish, how long has it been training, I fainted, it must be pretended, it is recommended to be beaten." Instructor Zhang said colorfully.

Li Xincheng: "??? ”

Are you a roundworm in my ass? Why do you know all about what I think? Mind reading?

"Okay, no more nonsense, let's start training." Instructor Zhang said.

"Report to the instructor, I am not feeling well, probably suffering from heat stroke, and I ask to go and sit next to me and rest." As soon as the training began, Lei Dengyu raised his hand and reported according to what the instructor had just said.

Dormitory 3: "......"

You're still alive when you were in the toilet just now, and you still want us to smoke, and you want to endanger our health, and then you're not feeling well, and you can't get heat stroke? If you want to be lazy, just say it, and still fix these things, learn to pretend to be sick, and stinky and shameless.

Ah, we also want to pretend to be sick, you dog, you pretend to be sick and don't tell us in advance, we have to train, it's really not enough brothers.

Thinking of this, the three dormitory members looked at Lei Dengyu with disdain.

"Okay, then you can go and rest for a while, and come back when you feel better." Instructor Zhang nodded and said, after all, he just released the words, even if Lei Dengyu was pretending to be sick, he was too embarrassed to refuse, this slapped himself in the face, where did he put the majesty of the instructor?

Under the disdainful gaze of Li Xincheng and the others, Lei Dengyu swaggered and sat down in the rest and shade shed specially prepared for people who were physically weak.

"This big boy's body's health is too bad, not even a girl, really, the instructor is here to advise all the girls in the class, we can't have this kind of man, the body is so poor, sick, no energy at all, with him, he won't be sexually happy, it is estimated that he has to boil medicine every day for him to drink, it is not recommended that you choose such a boy." After Lei Dengyu walked to the big shed next to him, Instructor Zhang suddenly said sarcastically.

Dormitory 3: "......"

To be honest, Instructor Zhang didn't expect this wave of ridicule of Li Xincheng and the others, this is too sassy, it's okay if the health is too poor.

The three of them began to secretly rejoice that they didn't pretend to be sick and go to rest next to them just now, otherwise they would have been ridiculed by the instructor, and this wave of ridicule was quite vicious, which was quite unacceptable to the parties concerned, this was undoubtedly doing it to death, and it was ruining Lei Dengyu's reputation.

There is no doubt that Lei Dengyu's wave of pretending to be sick, coupled with the instructor's wave of ridicule, Lei Dengyu's image in the minds of the girls in the class will definitely be greatly reduced.

"Dalang, it's time to drink the medicine." Chen Ruilin suddenly said in a weird way.

Everyone: "......"

Old yin and yang people, right?

was regarded as Wu Dalang, this is the worst time Lei Dengyu has been hacked since he arrived at the school, but it shouldn't be a big problem, he is already black, he doesn't care about being blacker anymore, black on black, it means that there is no change, and he is now sitting in the shed and playing with his mobile phone intently, and he can't hear these words, so it doesn't have much impact.

Of course, fortunately, he couldn't hear it, if he heard it, Li Xincheng couldn't imagine Lei Dengyu's face, how ugly it would be!

It doesn't matter if you can't hear it, you don't know anything, it's pure and pure.

"Okay, okay, let's stop chatting, let's continue the training just now, or take the right step, it is estimated that the projects of the past two days are on the right step, although it is a little boring, but everyone will be very relaxed when they are proficient, just like kicking and playing." Instructor Zhang said.

"Oh, by the way, Xincheng, you go and fill the position of that black boy just now, and we're going to get on the right track." Instructor Zhang pointed to the extra vacancy after Lei Dengyu left.

Black boy, that's an okay description.

"Okay, Roger!" Li Xincheng saluted and filled the vacant seat.

"In this way, you wait and follow my command, one is to lift the left foot, the other is the right foot, I will shout to you next to you one, two, one, so that you have a general understanding of the rhythm and speed of walking the right step, everyone understands?" Instructor Zhang asked.

"Understood!" Everyone said in unison.

"Okay, then let's start, the first row is ready, just step, go!" Instructor Zhang shouted.

"One-two-one, one-two-one, one-two-one, one-two-one." Instructor Zhang kept watching the first row of students leave, and shouted the password at the same time.

With Instructor Zhang's command, the students in the first row completed the task more perfectly.

"Yes, it's quite neat, it's good, but this leg can be kicked a little higher, so it will look better when walking, I hope the first row of students will not be proud, and keep up the good work!" Instructor Zhang commented.

"Okay, let's prepare for the second row, see if we can surpass the students in the first row, walk better than the students in the first row, the second row is ready, step up, go!" Instructor Zhang shouted.

"One-two-one, one-two-one, one-two-one, one-two-one." Instructor Zhang constantly adjusted the speed of shouting the password according to the situation of the students in the second row.

The students in the second row also successfully completed the task under the command of Instructor Zhang.