Chapter 101: Zhao'an Shiso
Shiso asked again, "What kind of gift is it?" ”
"Gao Yu" said: "A lot, they are very precious gifts. You'll find out later. ”
It didn't take long for the long journey of the ant convoy carrying gifts to finally reach its destination.
At this time, Shisu had already flown from the tree and fell into the grass on the ground, and Chief Gao introduced a leading ant to Zisu and said, "This is the confidant of our king of the Blue Kingdom, the captain of the transport team responsible for the handling of valuables, and the chief inspector of this mission. ”
Then, it introduced the identity of Shisu to the fart and said, "This is the famous Mr. 'Flying Hero'." ”
The brown ant held back his fart and immediately waved his tentacles respectfully and said: "I have admired him for a long time, and my husband's name is as famous as thunder, which makes us and other juniors worship and admire." ”
Shisu said, "There is no need to say polite words. I would like to ask, which one is 'Song Jiang'? ”
Holding back his fart, he waved his tentacles in confusion and said, "Send ginger?" We don't have one, huh? We didn't send ginger, did we? Chief Gao, what's going on? ”
Chief Gao said: "Mr. 'Flying Gods' is talking about sending guns, right?" ”
When he heard this, he hurriedly waved his tentacles and said, "There is a gun." Come, bring our most precious weapon. ”
Soon, two worker ants came over carrying something wrapped in green grass leaves and placed it on the ground.
"Turn it on." Holding back his fart, he waved his tentacles and said, "Mr. 'Flying Divine Hero', this is the Seven Probe Snake Coiling Spear given to you by the King of My Stomach who admires Mr. Divine Wisdom and Martial Arts. ”
When I opened it, it turned out to be three bamboo toothpicks (used by humans to pick between teeth).
Shisu is really crying and laughing, is this also the Seven Probe Snake Disc Gun used by Zhao Zilong of the Three Kingdoms? Isn't it hilarious?
Shiso knew the strength of the ants, and now he didn't bother to care about them, so he said, "What other gifts?" Take a look at them all. ”
"Okay." Holding back his fart, he waved his tentacles and said, "All the ones in the back are lifted up." ”
When Shisu saw so many gifts, he hurriedly shouted to the spiders on the three trees:
"Spider sisters, come down and take a look, if you have anything you like, you can pick and choose!"
It didn't matter what it was, more than a hundred large spiders of all kinds of colors came down from the three trees at once.
Immediately, those ants were frightened, these are all poisonous spiders, give you a shot and you will die.
It didn't take long for a long line of large and small things to line up on the ground, and when I opened it, I said, "Oh, there's everything."
There are all kinds of gemstones, red, green, blue and other colors, there are jade, diamonds, amber, large and small pearls, honey, bee royal jelly crystals, ginseng, He Shou Wu, cordyceps sinensis and snow lotus and other precious herbs, as well as twenty or thirty young, strong and gangstered male spiders, and finally there is a beautiful female praying mantis.
When Shiso saw this female praying mantis, she couldn't help but be angry, and the excitement she had just had just now suddenly disappeared, and she thought: Isn't this deliberately installing a timer ** around me, thinking that I will die early?
Seeing that Shiso's face was wrong, he hurriedly waved his tentacles and explained:
"This is a good idea of our big stomach, I want to choose a person around you to help you warm the bed, and you can be a concubine or a maid.
You wouldn't be too little, would you? It took us a lot of effort to catch this, and it's really hard to find a beauty like this. ”
When Zi Su heard this, he was almost angry and cried, and said in his heart: Hold a fart, hold a fart, you kid is really good! You're not holding back a good fart, and you don't have any good intentions at all.
It seems that this so-called "Zhao'an" is also full of traps, and their big stomachs and cabinet ministers are all insidious and cunning.
The enemy will not die! I'm going to see what else they can do.
At this time, a large female spider, the black widow, approached Shiso and whispered to it:
"These dozens of male spiders they sent are trying to seduce and seduce our sisters, and you see that many sisters are now tempted to find a lover.
They are trying to break our fighting spirit and break our fortress from within. This trick is so vicious! ”
Shisu said, "Why don't you wait a while, and I'll take the time to kill all these male spiders?" ”
The Black Widow said, "No, then the sisters will hate you." ”
So what to do?
Suddenly, Shiso thought of a "plan to steal beams and change pillars", and whispered a few words in the black widow's ear.
Then, it said to the high chief and the suffocating fart:
"Everyone has traveled a long way to come here, and it has been so hard. Let's all rest and eat together.
If there is something big, I will wait until after eating.
However, I did not know that you would come from afar, and you were not prepared beforehand.
I'll go out and hunt some prey and come back.
Let's drink tea and chat first, and wait for me for a while.
I'll come when I go. With that, he turned and flew into the jungle.
At the same time, the Black Widow also began to act.
She walked up to the sisters and said, "Brother Mantis told me just now, except for dozens of male spiders and the female mantis, you can take whatever you like." What do you think? ”
A young and beautiful mother spider said, "Not very good. I just want to find a wishful man. ”
Black Widow said patiently:
"This girl, do you know what it means to be 'anxious and can't eat hot tofu'?
You see that there are more than 100 of our sisters, and there are only twenty or thirty of those guys, five to one.
If our sisters were to swarm up, wouldn't their tails all be lifted to the sky?
Won't they pick and choose from our sisters, beat them whenever they want, scold them whenever they want, and bully them at will.
Anyway, if you don't do it, someone will take it for you.
In this way, will there be a good life for our sisters?
If you think about it, am I right? ”