The beautiful mother spider thought for a moment and said, "It seems that this is really the case." So what should I do? ”

"What should I do?" Black Widow said,

"Cold salad. We all ignored them, pretending not to see them.

When the time comes, they will definitely be more anxious than we are.

In the end, he will definitely take the initiative to come to us, and his attitude will definitely be amiable and honest.

This is the 'trick' that Big Brother Praying Mantis taught me! ”

Soon, everyone agreed to adopt the idea.

Some said: "Big Brother Praying Mantis is so smart, he can come up with such a trick." ”

Some said, "That's right." You don't want to think about it, Big Brother Praying Mantis may be a master of love. ”

A female spider with a bit of insight said: "This trick may be called 'trying to catch the old way'. ”

The beautiful mother spider said, "It doesn't matter if it doesn't matter." As long as it is honest and obedient and obediently comes to me, I will be satisfied. ”

A female spider with a crooked melon and cracked dates said jealously:

"You sassy vixen, you only know how to think about 'men' all day long, and you are worried that you will be deceived by other people's little fresh meat and have no pants to wear."

The beautiful mother spider said, "You poisonous spider that no one wants, you are so stupid as to pee your crotch!" ”

That's how you come and go.

Before the big drama of competing for lovers began, the sisters began to fight in the nest.

After a while, quarrels like this spread out in the spider colony like a contagious disease, such as:

The female spider A said to B: "You little goblin with thief eyebrows and mouse eyes, and you also want to seduce the handsome guy?" ”

Mother Spider B said, "You dog is nosy with a mouse." ”

Mother spider A said, "Do you know how competitive it is right now? Can people look at you like this? ”

Spider B said, "Whether you can compete or not, you don't count." We'll see! ”

The mother spider C said to D, "Why are you holding your ass so high?" I'm afraid that other handsome guys don't know that your ass is big, right? ”

Mother spider D said, "You calf, my figure is good, right?" If you have the ability, you can also try to get a big and round beautiful buttocks? ”

The female spider C said: "Sister, I don't need to rely on appearance to win, I need to rely on wit to win." ”

Mother Spider D says:

"Cut, are you still resourceful? I think it's a conspiracy.

You will play conspiracy and do some shady deeds such as cheating, cheating, cheating, and stealing. ”

Mother Spider C said angrily, "You can't see anyone." Little slut, you don't want to spew blood. ”

Mother spider E said to F, "Hey! Sisters, do you see that my big eyes are charming, can you hook a handsome guy? ”

Mother Spider F says:

"It's a bit of a fascination.

However, when you get it, I'll grab him again.

Who made us two good girlfriends in the same dress? It's called 'sharing the blessings.'" ”

Mother spider E said, "You're too lacking in virtue. How so? Aren't you a dove occupying a magpie's nest? ”

The female spider F said: "I can't be blamed for this, if you want to blame it, there are too few good 'men' nowadays." Which good 'man' doesn't want it? ”

The mother spider E said: "But I don't think these guys seem to be good birds, and they are all gangsters." Is it worth it for me to hook them up like this? ”

Mother Spider F says:

"Hey! You don't look at what the market is now, the number of our sisters is more than five times that of them, and it's good that people don't pick you.

You're going to be done. Think of the toad as the prince of frogs, no. ”

Mother spider E said, "Hey! The lives of our sisters are so miserable! Now let the swan grab the toad, what kind of world is this! I can't live. ”

The mother spider G said to H:

"What's wrong with them? Don't you want us to pretend we don't care?

Now they are arguing so loudly, as if they are afraid that the boys don't know how much we care about them.

Are you stupid or not?! ”

Mother Spider H said, "Hey! Seeing their disgusting appearance, I decided to quit the competition and I wanted to be a nun. Would you like to go with me? ”

Mother Spider G Says:

"Go and be your nun. I'm not going to go with you.

I'm going to grab a man, and I'm going to have a bunch of babies, how much fun is that. ”

Mother Spider G Says:

"You dead-eyed, stupid 'woman', do you think it's fun to have children?

You will never finish the heart for the rest of your life, and you will not be rewarded when you are old, and you will be disliked when you are old, and pigs and dogs are not as good. ”

When Shiso came back from hunting, he found that the spider sisters had already quarreled into a black miasma, and almost more than half of the female spiders had joined the quarrel.

Shisu thought to himself: It's over, I'm afraid my 'tricks' won't work. This group of women's troops is really hard to bring!

I just won a few battles, and I don't know what my surname is, no, it's the commotion that comes up, and I'm looking for a 'man'.

Why are spider spirits and fox spirits all the way? When you see a 'man', you can't walk, what's the point?

How will they take them to war in the future? Ay! It looks like there's a fire in my backyard.

If we don't put out this fire and solve the problem fundamentally, we will not be able to take care of the war ahead.

For the sake of today's plan, we must first stabilize the rear, and we can only adopt evasive tactics for any enemy tricks -- the word 'drag' and delay the army.

Thinking of this, the praying mantis shiso first gave the prey it hunted to the guests, so that everyone could enjoy it deliciously and drinkably.

Then, it ran to put out the fire.

Shiso walked into the spider colony and persuaded him with good words:

"Sisters, do we need to quarrel over a few stinky 'men'?

Actually, I just went to the forest to help you find 'men', and I found that there are a lot of great guys there.

They're all willing to come to us. I'll invite them over another day to meet the beauties of our side.

I promise that you can pick whatever you want, and everyone will be able to pick a wishful man. ”

"Wow! Really, great. "The Spider Sisters are all excited, and they don't make any more noise about those stinky boys.