Chapter 294: Talking about drinking water
Since you are going to start a flea career, it is necessary to understand and study the diet and daily life of fleas.
First of all, let's take a look at the eating habits of fleas, which are parasites that generally live in the hair of mammals, and are also typical "vampires" who live by sucking the blood of animals.
Since Feifei gave birth to fleas, he also clearly felt that he only wanted to drink the blood of animals, and did not want to eat and drink anything else.
However, after several times of eating and drinking, he found some nuances, the blood on the nose, chin, neck, back, stomach and armpits of this chimpanzee is thick and salty, after sucking the blood in these parts, he feels thirsty in the mouth, and wants to drink some water to quench his thirst, at this time, he has to jump off the chimpanzee and go to the wild grass to find water to drink.
However, if he sucks on a few thin-skinned places such as chimpanzees' eyelids and cheeks, he will find that the blood there is relatively light, not very salty, has a moderate taste, and does not feel thirsty, so he does not need to "climb mountains and wade through water" to find water to drink.
After discovering this secret, Feifei often looked after the chimpanzee's eyelids and cheeks (although the blood on his fingers was good, it was life-threatening to go there), and rarely went to other places.
Secondly, when it comes to housing, this one is a bit more complicated. Relatively speaking, the armpits and crotch of chimpanzees are warm and safe, but if the weather is very hot, it is still necessary to live in a cool place, and at this time, the hair on the top of the chimpanzee's head and shoulders is relatively cool.
At present, Feifei does not want to be the king for the time being, nor does he want to start a war, so he only uses his soul to control three strong male fleas, commonly known as the "Three Brothers".
The "three brothers" are united and friendly, help each other, share weal and woe, work with one heart and one mind, and make progress together, just like brothers.
On this day, the "three brothers" sucked blood on the cheeks of the chimpanzee and ate again, swimming beautifully and happily......
Suddenly, from under the furry chin of the great chimpanzee, three chubby female fleas jumped out, perhaps they were heavier, and they jumped very low, almost like Australian kangaroos, some clumsy, and some cute.
Feifei felt strange and thought that the three female fleas were grabbing land with their three brothers, so the three brothers all suspended their meals, staring at the three "uninvited guests" without blinking, to see what they wanted to do.
Unexpectedly, the three female fleas came to them and stopped, and one of the big female fleas said, "What are you three doing?" It can't be eating here, right? ”
"It's eating, what's the matter? Are we still in your way? One of the brothers said unconvinced.
"Stupid, I can't talk about getting in the way." The female flea said, "But don't you know that the blood in this place has no nutrients?" Looking at the way you look like monkeys and chickens, you know that you are particularly lacking in nutrients now. ”
"I think they don't look like monkeys and chickens, but they are also stupid." The other female flea took the opportunity to quip.
"You're stupid, your whole family is stupid." The brother retorted angrily.
"Who are you scolding for being stupid and not chirping, and you provoke the old lady, the old lady screws off the head of your turtle grandson and kicks it as a ball!" The sarcastic female flea was furious.
"Everyone is not stupid, please take your breath first." Another brother came out to play a round with the mud and said, "Please tell this sister why there is no nourishment in the blood in this place." ”
"Does that need to be said?" The eldest female flea, who was the first to speak, raised her head proudly and said, "We never eat blood in such a place, you see that we are all wide and fat, and you are all skinny, isn't this proof?" ”
"What you say is not unreasonable." "But do you know why we're eating here?" ”
"Why?" The big female flea said disdainfully, "It's just that I can't figure it out." ”
"That's because the blood of the orangutans in this place is not salty or greasy, and they are not thirsty when they finish sucking." The old brother did not mind the disdain of the mother flea, and continued to explain patiently, "On the contrary, the blood in the place where you eat is very salty and greasy, and after eating, your throat is dry, and you just want to drink water, and it is a very hard job to find water to drink, and we are not willing to do such a thing." That's why we're eating here. Do you understand? ”
"Wow! I see! "The eldest mother flea suddenly realized, "I said, every time I finish eating, I feel a fever in my throat and my mouth is very dry, it turns out that there is a problem with the blood of the orangutans there." However, we have also found a way to deal with thirst. Hee-hee! ”
"What's the solution? Can you tell us that we can learn from you too? The good-natured old man humbly asked.
"Well, yes......" The big mother flea said slowly.
"Big sister, don't tell them." The flaming female flea was still indignant, and said, "Why should we tell them our precious secrets?" Hum! I just want to see them in a hurry. ”
"Second sister, don't be so stingy! Is there something good that should be brought out and shared with everyone! The eldest mother flea quietly lowered her voice and said, "Aren't you often clamoring to find your husband?" I think they're doing well, maybe this is a good opportunity. They deserve us. Hey! ”
"Well, well. I'm going to see what they are. Hum! The mother flea "second sister" (the second sister) paused, and finally relented.
Then, the eldest mother flea talked to the "three brothers": "Actually, our three sisters only drink water twice a day at most, the first time, when this giant beast has just woken up in the morning, it will automatically open the floodgates, and release the steaming waterfall water, although this water is not as clear and tasteless as the rain and river water in the wild, but it is more turbid and has a pungent fishy smell, but we are used to it." ”
At this time, Feifei immediately understood that the "hot water" she was talking about was naturally the urine that chimpanzees sprinkled in the morning, and she couldn't help but just want to laugh, but at this time, she had to hold back desperately.
The eldest mother flea did not find anything wrong, and continued: "The second time, when this giant beast was eating during the day, its huge lips often flowed saliva with the taste of the juice of the big fruit of the mountain, and the water that flowed from the mouth of this giant beast had a fruity fragrance, sweet and delicious, oily but not greasy, not as unpleasant as the great wave of hot water in the morning, but the quantity was very small, and sometimes, we sisters had to compete with other female fleas we did not know. Therefore, it is difficult to guarantee the second time we drink water every day, and we only rely on the first drink of water in the morning, and the amount is enough, but the taste is much worse, but we have finally survived it now. ”