Chapter 293: High Jump Champion
The champion of high jump in nature is undoubtedly the flea.
If you are doing high jump every day, your body must be great, and your food will be delicious, so you will naturally be an athlete.
Then Feifei couldn't help but think again: "Now that I've decided to return to the macrocosm, I'm going to give up my army of germs now and leave them to fend for themselves." ”
Thinking of this, he retrieved the tiny souls stored in the bacteria, and all of them were condensed in the brain of his little flea.
From now on, let's start managing your flea career wholeheartedly.
Thinking about it, thinking about it, suddenly there was a "bang" sound, his head actually touched a somewhat soft black pillar, and hurriedly hugged this pillar as thick as a big tree with his hands and feet, and it seemed that it was just right to hold it tightly with six hands and feet.
Feifei looked over the pillar he was holding, wow! Oh my God, what kind of monster is this, a huge black expanse, like a deep black forest, boundless, with no end in sight.
Otherwise, let's jump up again and take a look and see what kind of monster it is.
Yes, look at it. With a bang, Feifei jumped up and climbed to the "mountain".
Hi! It's really enjoyable! It's really nice to be a flea! Climbing a mountain is like walking on flat ground, which is unimaginable for humans!
After only a few jumps, Feifei came to the "top of the mountain......
When he jumped down and hugged a black soft pillar, no, it should be a black hair, he couldn't help but look at the "top of the mountain".
Suddenly, I was shocked!
Wow! Isn't this a "red-haired daddy"? Blinked, looked up, looked up again, looked again.
It turned out that the monster's facial features were too big to see, but its lips were very similar to the red-haired father, but the nose and eyes were not very similar, but it was almost certain that it was a chimpanzee or a male chimpanzee.
Hey! Chimpanzees, yes! I'm going to make my next career this chimpanzee! Why not try it now.
Since he had such a plan, Feifei no longer hesitated. Hodi kicked his legs and jumped towards the big chimpanzee's nose.
With a bang, he jumped on the lower lip of the orangutan, and jumped again, this time on the forehead of the orangutan.
Oh my! Why is my high jump technique so bad? Do you want to practice more?!
So, he jumped a few more times, paying attention to mastering the essentials of the movement, and it didn't take long for him to jump wherever he wanted.
Feifei felt that these jumps of the fleas were still more physically demanding, no, now he felt a little hungry, and seemed to want to drink blood, no, it was bloodsucking.
Suddenly, he remembered that fleas were blood-sucking creatures, just like mosquitoes and locusts.
From now on, suck the chimpanzee's blood desperately, and provoke this guy so that he can slap himself to death with his palm, and he can control and replace his soul.
That's a good idea. If you don't give it a try, how will you know if it will work?
Without the slightest hesitation, Feifei jumped onto the beast's eyelids, and then, with his pinprick mouth, he inserted his own pinprick-like mouth into his eyelids, which were thicker than Feifei's body, and began to suck blood desperately. Wow! What a sweet and fragrant blood! It's much better than the pig blood and chicken blood I used to eat when I was a human being.
It's delicious! Did my sense of taste change after I became a flea? It has to be like this, like I used to be a dog and wanted to eat.
It's really amazing! What kind of animal you are, what kind of taste you have. Feifei is really imagining it at the moment......
Well! Stop thinking nonsense, eat and drink enough, and get down to business!
I suck and suck, I drink and drink, hey, I'm full, I'm full, uh, uh, uh...... Uh, all full of hiccups.
This guy didn't have a big reaction, just a few blinks.
What's going on? Could it be that this guy has long been accustomed to it?!
No, you can't just let go of this cunning guy like this!
What to do? Yes, go find other partners, everyone will deal with it together, I don't believe it or don't care.
After about a pillar of incense, Feifei found hundreds of fleas in the hair of the chimpanzee, which surprised him.
However, when he invited them to join him in dealing with chimpanzees, they made all sorts of excuses to refuse.
This one said, "I haven't woken up yet, don't bother me." Go find someone else! ”
The one said, "Where to eat, not to eat." Why do I want to go to dinner with you, I'm sick? ”
Feifei was so angry in his heart, he didn't know where to go, and thought: Okay! You guys, one by one, 'toast and don't eat and drink', don't blame me for being ruthless.
With a frown and a move in his heart, he distributed his soul, and one by one, the tiny souls that used to be ten thousand copies entered the brains of these disobedient fleas, and quickly controlled them, making them hundreds of themselves.
Then, according to his own ideas, Feifei divided the hundreds of fleas into five detachments, each with at least 100 fleas, and took turns to launch a continuous attack on the chimpanzee's eyes and nose.
Sure enough, Feifei's "rogue method" finally succeeded in angering the chimpanzee, so that it had to wave its hands and constantly touch or shake off the fleas stuck to its facial features and face, calling Feifei's new "stand-in" - hundreds of fleas, countless casualties, but not all of them were wiped out, and dozens of fleas were only slightly injured.
Then let's attack the chimpanzee one last time, the only remaining dozens of fleas, actually all burrowed into the chimpanzee's nostrils, with a pinprick-like mouth to prick holes in the inner membrane of its nostrils, making the chimpanzee itch, suddenly, "ahhhh
Some of these last dozens of fleas fell in the weeds, some in the stagnant water, and some on the dirt...... Even if they are not dead, they have shed their skin, and all those who are alive are dying.
However, to Feifei's annoyance, his soul still can't enter the chimpanzee's brain.
At this moment, a voice seemed to come from the air, much like the voice of a human on this planet: "You must finish your flea career, and you must not cut corners and cut corners." Do you understand? ”
Wow! I see, after hearing this voice, Feifei was discouraged, and at the same time, he was completely dead.
It seems that these aliens are too serious and stereotypical in doing things, and they are very shrewd and can't be fooled.
I'd better start my "flea career" honestly! Thinking of this, Feifei had no choice but to stop now.