Chapter 393: The Battle for the Throne
In this way, after the "big red butt" adopted Shiso's opinion, he chose the new Monkey King with himself as the main one.
He called the five most powerful candidate monkeys one by one to interrogate them to see how they treated him.
The first one to be called was the "bear mallet", don't look at his greatest strength, but his brain is not very good, when the "big red ass" why did he want to run for the new monkey king, this guy couldn't answer for a long time, and he couldn't say why he came out for a long time, which made the "big red ass" very disappointed, and he was removed from the list at once.
The second candidate monkey was called "Pig Wuji", this guy came with his nostrils facing up, with an expression of "Lao Tzu is the first in the world", and the "big red ass" was half angry, when the "big red ass" asked him why he wanted to compete for the throne of the monkey king, this guy actually said that he was the most qualified and courageous, only he was fully capable of governing the monkey group obediently, and he even asked the "idle people" outside not to come in and interfere in the things in the monkey group, so angry that the "big red ass" rolled his eyes. As you can imagine, this guy is the most stupid and incorrigible, and the "big red ass" wants to be fired from the list of "competing for the new monkey king".
The third is "donkey proud", this guy is a "diligent person", as soon as he comes, he sees that the ground is a little dirty, he goes to sweep the floor with a broom, and when he sees a little dust on the stone bench, he immediately wipes the dust with his hands, and sees that the hair on the "big red buttocks" is a little messy, and immediately runs to the "big red buttocks" to sort out his hair. In short, before the "big red ass" started to ask, this guy had already done a lot of things, which made the "big red ass" both cry and laugh and be moved, and couldn't help sighing: This guy is quite diligent and diligent, but unfortunately he is not the material to be the monkey king! Does it take to be so diligent to be the Monkey King? As long as you are not lazy enough to get up in the sun, it is good.
The fourth is "The Cat Calls Spring", this kid has thief eyebrows and rat eyes, a ghostly head, and a treacherous and cunning "traitor" appearance. When he saw the "big red ass", he smiled wickedly, which made the "big red ass" feel uncomfortable and get goosebumps. "Big Red Butt" smiled and asked: "I am the chief election officer entrusted by your old Monkey King to be responsible for the selection of the new Monkey King of your monkey group, can you tell me what is your program for competing for the new Monkey King?" "The cat called Chun" hurriedly nodded and said: "Thanks to the questioning of the examiner, my campaign platform is to establish a harmonious society where monkeys and monkeys are equal, and every monkey has something to cook and eat." "Big Red Ass" nodded, "Yes! Yes, your basic conditions have been qualified, but I still have to take a serious assessment. You go back first, wait for my news. "Cat Calling Spring" bent down again and bowed and said, "Thank you for the love of the examiner, I will definitely continue to work hard until I am satisfied." Thank you! I'm leaving. ”
The last one is "Mahaf", this guy turned out to be the old monkey king's right-hand man, the most smuggling horse, seeing the wind making the rudder, just arrived, he slapped the "big red ass" of the fart, and the big ass of the "big red ass" was even more "red", making the "big red ass" feel as if he was "flying through the clouds" and becoming a "fairy". In this way, when the "big red ass" was slapped by the "Mahaf" in a fog and uncertain, he was confused and "clapped", and the "Mahaf" was finally designated as the new monkey king.
Since then, "Big Red Ass" has begun to package and promote "Mahaf" wholeheartedly, so that "Mahaf" will make a good appearance in the near future and smoothly ascend to the throne of the monkey tribe.
Everything seems to be so smooth, so satisfying the "big red ass......
Within a few days, the old monkey king "duck throat" died, and although Shiso tried his best, he was unable to return to the sky.
In this way, on the day of the enthronement of the new Monkey King, the "Big Red Ass" took Shiso to participate in and presided over the enthronement ceremony of the new Monkey King.
In front of all the monkeys, the "big red ass" praised how shrewd and capable the "Mahaf" was, how kind and virtuous, how the old monkey king was serious, and entrusted himself to "escort" him, etc., which almost blew him out of the clouds.
In order to "repay the peach", the "Mahaf" who sat on the throne of the Monkey King also touted the "big red ass", saying that he was the old Monkey King's former "life-saving benefactor" and lifelong friend, and he also made great efforts and contributions to the development and growth of the monkey group, and was the most loyal and reliable ally and mentor of their monkey tribe.
But just when the two of them were touting each other, suddenly, a monkey with cold eyebrows and angry eyebrows ran up from the monkey group, grabbed the neck of "Mahaf" with his left hand, and swung his right fist to smash it on the head of "Mahaf".
"Big Red Ass" took a closer look, and it turned out that the guy who suddenly rushed up to make trouble was the "Pig Wuji" who was "not afraid of heaven and earth", "lawless" and "domineering", and "Big Red Ass" gave this monkey throne to "Ma Ha Fart", not his "Pig Wuji", who was determined to win, which made him angry.
"Pig Wuji" was already angry, and now when he heard that "Maha's fart" and "big red ass" were still shamelessly touting each other endlessly in front of the big guys, he was even more angry, and he couldn't bear it anymore, so he ran up "rubbing" and wanted to beat "Maha's fart" to death on the spot, even if he couldn't be the monkey king, he had to get out of this evil breath first.
Who knows, just when "Zhu Wuji" swung his right fist and wanted to smash the "horse's ass" head of "Ma Ha's fart", suddenly, he was shocked to find that his right fist couldn't be swung out, and at the same time, there was an angry shout in his ears: "What do you want to do?" Want to rebel?! ”
Obviously, this voice came from the mouth of the "big red buttocks", and it was also the "big red buttocks" that prevented the unreasonable murder of "Pig Wuji".
In the next second, the left hand of "Zhu Wuji" that grabbed the neck of "Ma Ha Fart" was also pulled away by "Big Red Ass", and then "Big Red Ass" made a "karate" action: a "back fall", which threw the powerful "Zhu Wuji" to the ground, and stepped on the chest of "Zhu Wuji" with one foot, making him breathless and uncomfortable.
"Big Red Ass" asked angrily: "Boy, why do you want to come up and make trouble, don't you want to live?" ”
"Zhu Wuji" blushed and stammered: "No, no, no, I, I'm looking, I can't get used to this, this guy has to get carried away, only to come up, beat him." ”
"Big Red Ass" was even more angry, and used a little strength on his feet, which made "Zhu Wuji" even more uncomfortable, but he did not let go of the other party, but viciously asked again: "Say, you kid, are you dissatisfied with me, and you dare to go against me, yes or no?" ”
"Zhu Wuji" was immediately frightened, and said even more incoherently: "Yes, yes, ah, no, no, no, I, I, I don't dare anymore." ”