"Big Red Ass" said angrily: "I forgive you for not having that dog's guts, if the next time you commit a dog in my hands, I will kill your dog." ”

Immediately, the "big red buttocks" let go of the foot that stepped on the chest of "Pig Wuji", and then, suddenly, with this foot, kicked the crotch of "Pig Wuji" fiercely, kicked him to the side several times, and finally rolled off the Monkey King Terrace, fell into the monkey group, and ushered in an uproar.

After that, the "big red buttocks" swept around the Monkey King stage again, and said loudly with vigour: "That 'bear mallet' is not there, if it is, walk to the Monkey King platform immediately." ”

For a long time, there was no response from the audience, and the "big red ass" couldn't help but threaten angrily: "If you deliberately hide below and refuse to come up, wait a while, don't blame me for being rude!" ”

As soon as the words fell, I heard the Monkey King from the stage, and a voice trembled: "Come on, come on." I'll come up now. ”

Immediately, I saw the "Bear Mallet" trembling and walked to the Monkey King Platform, nodded and said to the "Big Red Ass": "Dear master, under the 'Bear Mallet', this is to report to you, please instruct!" ”

Wow! When did this guy become so well-behaved and sensible? It was as if he had changed from a stupid pig to a well-behaved and nimble fox overnight.

What's going on?

Looking at the "bear mallet" standing in front of him, the "big red ass" grabbed his scalp in confusion and muttered: Is this guy hiding too deeply, he used to be so stupid and stupid, did he deliberately do it for everyone to see? Well!

At this time, the "bear mallet", who was bending down and bowing, saw that the "big red buttocks" did not respond for a long time, so he repeated again: "Please instruct the master, and the 'bear mallet' must do it." ”

"Big Red Ass" finally came to his senses and nodded in response, "Good, good, well, good, that's pretty much it." From now on, you will be the assistant of the new Monkey King, assisting him in all his daily affairs and keeping him safe. Do you understand? ”

"Bear mallet" was inexplicably surprised, and hurriedly nodded and agreed: "I understand, I will do it, and I will never live up to the master's expectations." ”

"Big Red Ass" breathed a sigh of relief and said with relief: "Very good, then you will stand next to the new Monkey King 'Maha' now." ”

When the "bear mallet" was very well-behaved and obedient standing beside the "Mahaf", the "big red ass" said to the large group of monkeys in the audience: "Now, please ask the new Monkey King 'Mahafting' to announce his Monkey King's policy program, and everyone applauds together." As soon as he finished speaking, he himself took the lead in applauding.

As a result, "Ma Ha Fart" happily made a nonsense speech to his new subjects in the audience, the main content of which was nothing more than to ask everyone to be obedient and obey his leadership, and he pointed out that everyone in the east should not run to the west, in that case, he would "work diligently for the people", so as not to sleep lazily, and sleep until the sun basks his butt and did not get up.

In this way, the guy who liked the "Big Red Ass" successfully ascended the throne and became the new Monkey King, and he also fulfilled the wish of the "Big Red Ass", so he took Shiso back to the chimpanzee cottage.

A few days later, there was a sudden news that the white-eyed black langur group Water Curtain Cave was invaded and occupied by a group called the wart crying monkey group, and the "big red ass" couldn't help but be furious, and immediately led several capable generals and Shiso to the Water Curtain Cave to regain the lost territory for the white-eyed black langur.

When "Big Red Ass" led his men and Shiso to the Water Curtain Cave, they were stunned by the scene in front of them, and found that the white-eyed black langur was actually mixed with the wart crying monkey (in fact, this is a large monkey similar to an ape) that was two or three times larger than them and had gray hair, and they did not argue with each other, but lived in harmony and frolicked with each other, which made "Big Red Ass" and Shisu and other visitors feel surprised and inexplicable.

In particular, the "big red ass" was not only stunned and confused, but also extremely annoyed, thinking: What kind of reputation is this "Mahaf" engaged in? Could it be that this is his so-called 'three fires for new officials to take office'? That's weird, isn't it? Why don't you say hello to me in advance, this is too much to take me as a teacher, right?

Thinking of this, the "big red ass" couldn't help but be furious, so he yelled at the group of monkeys who didn't know the so-called big party: "Your new monkey king who has just ascended the throne is still not there, if he is still there, tell him to hurry up and come to see me!" It's so unbelievable. What kind of fame is this?! ”

The roar of "Big Red Buttocks" suddenly made the monkeys who were frolicking immediately quiet down, and one by one they locked their eyes on the face of "Big Red Buttocks", and remained silent for a long time, and none of the monkeys answered his question.

But just when the "big red butt" was about to attack again, a young white-eyed black-leaf female monkey closest to him said timidly: "My new monkey king has changed again, not the 'Maha', but 'Cat Calling Spring'." ”

"Ahh What the hell is going on? When the "big red ass" heard this, he immediately became angry, and hurriedly looked down at her and asked, "Tell me quickly, how did you change it?" This is too unkind to take me as a master, how can I change it if I want to? I'm really. ”

I don't know, but the female monkey said: "I don't know what the specific situation is, I only know that since the day before yesterday, our new monkey king has become a 'cat called spring'." ”

At this moment, the "big red buttocks" were so angry that they looked up at the group of monkeys in front of them, and shouted angrily: "'The cat is called Chun', you turtle grandson, hurry up and get out of Lao Tzu." ”

I didn't think that after calling for a long time, there was no response.

Suddenly, a half-grown white-browed black leaf male monkey popped out of the group and said, "Our new leader is having dinner with the leader of the wart weeping monkey." ”

"Huh? How unreasonable! "Big Red Ass" said angrily, "Where is he now?" Take me to meet you new bullshit monkey king! ”

"I, I, I don't dare, if I take you to our leader, our leader will kill me." The half-sized white-browed black-leaf male said fearfully.

"Could it be that he is so powerful with a skinny 'cat called Chun'?" "Big Red Ass" asked, confused.

"He's not great, but he has a lot of ideas. However, the 'Eight King Kongs' brought by the leader of the wart crying monkeys, the Tiger Jumping Over the Wall, were particularly powerful, and they beat to death the most powerful man in our tribe, the Bear Mallet, with three punches and two kicks. At this time, another old white-eyed black-leaf male monkey in the monkey group interjected.

"Ah, what the hell is going on? Where is the new monkey king 'Mahaf' that I pushed to power, doesn't he care at all? The "big red ass" was shocked, and couldn't help but ask suspiciously.

"This, I don't know, I just know that this group of wart crying monkeys was brought by 'Cat Named Chun' to help him seize the throne of the Monkey King, and after he won the throne, the whereabouts of 'Maha's fart' have been unknown since then." The old male monkey explained.