Seeing that the water spider at the bottom of the lake didn't believe his words at all, Feifei couldn't help but cry out in his heart: What is this? She's so stubborn, so how can I persuade her?

After thinking about it, Feifei blinked and said, "Spider-Woman, believe it or not, I'm really not a monster." I'm just smarter than almost all animals. ”

When the underwater jellyfish spider heard Feifei say this, her eyes rolled wildly, and then she said, "You brag, why do you say that you are the smartest of all animals?" If you have any credentials, tell me honestly. ”

Feifei was provoked by her "agitation method", and blurted out: "The reason why I say this is, of course, for a reason!" It's because I used to be a human on an alien planet, and after being captured by humans on this planet, I was pulled over to do a scientific experiment called 'soul transplant surgery'. They transplanted my soul into the head of a white-haired dog, and I was born as a white-haired dog, and I had previously packed and transferred the languages of thousands of animals into my soul. Later, I was born as a fox, a virus, a bacteria, a lice and other creatures, and finally a tortoise. So, my IQ is undoubtedly the highest among animals. ”

"Huh? You're still a human on an alien planet, and you've changed into so many animals and creatures, and you still say you're not a monster? I think you're a 100% youkai. I'm going to eat you youkaikai! The underwater jellyfish spider was both surprised and indignant.

"Wait, you can't eat me. Otherwise, it's too late for you to regret it. Feifei threatened.

"What? Want to scare me? This girl wasn't scared by you. The underwater jellyfish spider said disapprovingly.

"Then listen carefully to me, do you know how I 'reincarnated' every time? If you knew, you wouldn't be so impulsive. ”

"Good monster, then you can tell me carefully and tell this girl."

"Each time, when my life is about to die, I transplant my soul into the head of an animal that I have appointed, restraining and replacing the original soul of that animal, and in general the soul of the animal that killed me. Do you understand? If you eat me, my soul will take your place before my life ends, that is, I will not die, but I will kill yourself, and I will take your body instead of you. Feifei patiently explained.

"Huh? You're so powerful, and you say you're not a monster yourself. I think you're not only a monster, but you're also a devil, a super devil. Hurry up, if you don't get out, then I'll get out, can't we afford to provoke and hide? As soon as the words fell, the underwater jellyfish spider fled......

"Hey, wait, you haven't untied the spider silk off me yet." Feifei shouted anxiously.

"Untie it yourself." A word came from the mouth of the underwater mother spider, who had already fled far away.

Unexpectedly, Feifei's big truth actually scared away the originally fierce and seemingly invincible "tigress".

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but shake his head with a wry smile, and began to figure out how to untie the spider silk on his body, but he didn't expect that the spider webs in this water were much tougher than those on land, and the adhesion was also much stronger.

At this moment, suddenly, out of nowhere, a big underwater spider appeared, and when he saw Feifei's turtle struggling desperately in this water spider web, he couldn't help but be overjoyed: "Wow, what a big prey." Today, Lao Tzu has a mouthful, I'm going to give this guy an injection and see how you move. ”

When Feifei heard this, he cried bitterly in his heart: Why am I so unlucky today, I just escaped from the belly of the oolong snake, and I met the arrogant and unreasonable female spider, and finally scared the spider away, why did I come again, it seems that I still have to be a turtle with a shrunken head.

Seeing that the big poisonous needle of this underwater spider was about to pierce down, he hurriedly retracted his head and limbs into the turtle shell, I want to see: is your poisonous needle hard, or my turtle shell hard.

Immediately, Feifei heard a series of "da, da, da......" sounds from outside his turtle shell, obviously this underwater spider was helpless in the face of Feifei's hard tortoise shell, and there was nothing to do.

Listening to the futile sound of needles coming from outside the turtle shell, Feifei who hid in the turtle shell couldn't help laughing out loud, and the big underwater spider who was helpless against Feifei's turtle shell heard Feifei's ridicule, and couldn't help but scold angrily: "You damn stone monster, why do you grow so hard, could it be that you really can't change the stone?" ”

Feifei deliberately said to the big spider under the water: "If I don't make my body skin harder, then won't I become your next meal?" ”

The underwater spider asked in amazement: "Yo, I didn't expect that you, a stone monster, would actually say the words of our underwater spider, it's really not simple!" Who did you learn from? Did my wife teach you to tear it up? Honestly, have you already seduced her? ”

Seeing that this guy was suspicious of a dark ghost, Feifei couldn't help but feel funny, so he said bluntly: "I can say the words of underwater spiders, not taught me by your wife, I taught myself." I didn't seduce your wife either, but just now she tried to seduce me, but I refused. ”

"Nonsense, it must be that slut, the stinky bitch taught you to talk about our underwater spiders, it must be. Seeing that you speak so fluently, it means that you have already hooked up and become adulterous. Unexpectedly, I have only been out for a few days, and this can't help it. The only thing that baffles me now is, though, how could she like you who looks like a rock? It's so tasteless, I feel unworthy for her. The underwater male spider said to himself.

"It's called 'turnip greens have their own love'!" Feifei said angrily deliberately.

"Good fellow, so you admit that you have an adulterous affair with each other?" The underwater male spider immediately grabbed Feifei's handle in surprise.

"Did I tell you I had an affair with your wife? You don't want to go around chasing shadows, okay? Feifei then defended.

"Then what do you mean by 'turnip greens have their own love'?"

"What I mean is that you and your wife are 'in the same bed' and have different interests and hobbies."

"No, no, that's not what it means. I think you and my wife must be in love with each other, and they hit it off. ”

"Hey, man, you can't frame your wife like that, if you talk such nonsense in front of her, it will break her heart."

"Look at it, you still defend her like this, and say that you two have no adultery, you call it 'three hundred taels of silver here', don't confess yourself."

"Hey, hey, are you mistaken? I want to persuade you and your husband and wife to clear up unnecessary misunderstandings, how can you 'Zhu Bajie beat a rake'. Hi! This is really 'dog bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't know the hearts of good people'! Have you ever heard the saying 'It is better to demolish ten temples than to waste one family'? I am telling you this with the heart of a bodhisattva. ”