Chapter 448: Counting Spiders
"Are you so kind? You lie to the ghost! You're pretending to be a good person, trying to fool me around. The underwater male spider said arbitrarily.
"Since you like cuckolding so much, I can't help it." Feifei said with a mockery.
Seeing that Feifei actually admitted defeat so quickly, the underwater male spider couldn't help but say proudly: "Hehe, no matter what you say, I will go to that slut for verification in the end." Don't rejoice too soon. Hum! After speaking, he looked under Feifei's body, and inadvertently, he found the hole in Feifei's turtle shell that was responsible for entering and exiting Wu**, and couldn't help but be overjoyed: "Good guy, I finally found your life." I'll end your life now, see if you dare to hook up with my wife! ”
Feifei, who was hiding in the turtle's shell, asked puzzledly, "What do you want to do?" Don't mess around, or you'll regret it. ”
"Kill a thief who cheats, and I will regret it? Don't tell jokes anymore, I won't fall for you. Now all I have to do is stick my poison needle into your turtle hole, and I'll be gone! It's so cool! Haha, haha, haha......" The underwater male spider laughed stubbornly.
When Feifei heard this, he was immediately shocked, he didn't expect this guy to be so vicious, he must not let his conspiracy succeed, what should I do?
Suddenly, Feifei thought that the top of his turtle's mouth and teeth were still quite hard, and it seemed that this was the only way to go, so he first used the tip of his hard mouth and the top of his chin to put a poisonous needle on the forehead of a male spider to slow down the speed at which it was inserted into the hole, and then waited for an opportunity to bite off the poisonous needle with his teeth.
Thinking of this, Feifei quietly prepared secretly, so as not to "startle the snake".
Who knows, this male spider who doesn't know the height of the sky and the thickness of the earth saw Feifei silent, thinking that Feifei was scared, so he confidently aimed his poison at Feifei's turtle shell hole in the neck, and thrust it inward.
Feifei immediately used the tip of his hard mouth to resist the spider needle, and then pretended to be physically exhausted and slowly retreated, when there was no way to retreat, he suddenly opened his mouth and bit the poison needle fiercely, only to hear a crisp sound of "rattle", the poison needle was bitten off by Feifei with his teeth, and then Feifei took advantage of the male spider before he could react, and quickly bit the poisonous needle that had been broken with his mouth, and then bit a small section with his teeth, adding up twice, so that the male spider's poisonous needle was only half of it.
At this time, the male spider felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly took back the poisonous needle to see that his poisonous needle was already half missing, and he couldn't help but feel remorseful: "My mother, what's going on?" How will I live in the future? You demon, you are so vicious, I hate you to death. ”
Seeing this, Feifei had to explain: "You can't blame me, you forced it." You want Uncle Ben's life, but Uncle Ben has no choice but to take self-defense measures. ”
The male spider immediately retorted angrily: "You are a shameless quibble, you whore, from now on, I will be inseparable from you." ”
Feifei hurriedly comforted: "Don't be angry, the fire hurts your body, your temper is too big, and you will not be good to yourself." ”
The male spider said angrily: "You, you, you, you, are really angry with me." Hey, I'd better go to my baby, I'm disabled now, and I can't live without her. ”
Feifei pretended not to understand and asked, "Who is your baby?" How did I not know? ”
The male spider said angrily: "My baby, of course, is my wife." You alien wild man, don't want to get in and make trouble! ”
"Didn't you just scold your wife for being a slut, a slut and a stinky bitch, why did you become your baby again, and in a blink of an eye, she changed from a crow to a phoenix?"
"It's not that I'm angry with you sinister and vicious guy that I have lost my normal judgment."
"That's all my fault. Don't you have a little responsibility yourself? ”
"Of course, how could I be wrong, I will always be right. Only you, a cunning and stubborn thing, are the bane of all disasters. Hum! I'm gone, I'm going to find my baby, my dearest wife. As soon as he finished speaking, the male spider turned and walked out.
"Please wait a minute, I have something to say, or you will regret it." Feifei hurriedly called out to the male spider road.
"What's the fart, let it go! I don't have time to soak mushrooms here with you bad thing. ”
"It's not a big deal, it's just that you can get rid of the spider silk from me."
"Hey, I'll go to your uncle, you who kill a thousand knives, you are actually whimsical, and you want me to untie you, dream about it. I'd love you to die here. ”
"If you untie me, you are leaving yourself a way to live. Didn't you say that your wife and I are in love and hit it off? If you don't untie me, then I'll stay here forever, let your baby come and untie me, and then you won't expect to reunite with your wife, I'm afraid you won't be able to find a place to cry if you want to. Now I kindly remind you that it is I who sympathize with you, after all, I have already crippled you. Therefore, I want to get out of here and stop bothering you. I hope you understand my painstaking efforts. ”
"You have really changed from a devil to a bodhisattva, are you sure you didn't lie to me?"
"Of course, things in this world are often unpredictable, and it is common for a devil just now, and now he becomes a bodhisattva."
"Then you swear that you will never interfere in our family's affairs again."
"I swear to God that I will never interfere in your family's affairs again, and I will never hook up with your mother-in-law again. If there is half a lie, there will be five thunderstorms in the sky, and I will not die well. ”
"Well, look at the way you swear. I'll just trust you once, if you dare to break the contract, then I won't let you go. As soon as the words fell, the male spider really returned and carefully untied Feifei, and skillfully erased the spider silk on Feifei's body.
Feifei, who was free from the shackles of spider silk at the bottom of the lake, happily patted the back of the underwater male spider with his right front paw and said, "Thank you, spider brother, actually, I have nothing to do with your baby, she neither seduced me, nor did I hook up with her." You really completely misunderstood her and me, if you don't believe me, you can ask her. ”
"Really, you really didn't hook up with my baby?" Still unconvinced, the male said, "But how can you speak the language of our underwater spiders and speak them so fluently?" ”
"That's because I'm a master of the animal kingdom, and I know many animal languages, including flying in the sky, walking on the ground, and swimming in water." Feifei had to be honest.
"I don't believe it, so aren't you going to be a monster?" The male spider didn't believe Feifei's words at all, and a fool would believe it, is there really such a powerful animal in the world?
"Actually, your baby also said this to me like you, and she also insisted that I was a monster, and in the end she was scared away by my words." Feifei told the truth.