Chapter 69: The Rotisserie
Pulling Li Xincheng, who had no love, Yang Caixia left the temple happily, and the expressions of the two formed a sharp contrast.
"Chengcheng, are you hungry? Want something to eat? Yang Caixia asked with concern.
"No appetite, no hunger." Li Xincheng shook his head and said.
He really didn't understand how this master calculated his fortune? How many fools are counted?
"Oh, I really didn't expect it, in this seemingly small temple, there is such a master as a master, it's too accurate, it's just a god operator!" Yang Caixia said excitedly.
Li Xincheng: "......"
I wish he wasn't a god and couldn't be sure!
"Eh, Xia, did you hear the first two sentences that the master said to the two of us about marriage?" Li Xincheng asked suddenly.
"The first two sentences? What did the master say in the first two sentences? I don't think I said anything, did I? Yang Caixia pretended to be stupid.
"Yes, the master said that if you have the intention to plant flowers and flowers will not bloom, you have no intention of planting willows and willows, you know what this means, right?" Li Xincheng smiled.
"I don't understand, oops, people are science students, how can you understand these crepe things!" Yang Caixia said.
I believe you're a ghost, this is not some kind of politics, geography, history or anything like that, this is language, you science students don't learn Chinese, and the college entrance examination doesn't take the language, right? Aren't the Chinese papers of our liberal arts and sciences unified, all the same?
"Then I'll explain it to you, and expand your knowledge for you." Li Xincheng said.
"People are not interested, people finally finished the college entrance examination and entered the university, no longer need to learn Chinese, and finally got rid of the bitterness of language, you want me to recall the pain of learning Chinese, sincerely, you are so cruel!" Yang Caixia looked at Li Xincheng with a sad face and condemned.
Li Xincheng: "......"
"Then I'll help you Baidu? Watch when you have time? Li Xincheng asked.
"Oh, people have been so busy lately, there are a lot of things to do for new students, to hold class meetings, select class cadres, prepare military training supplies, etc., so many things, I can't stop for a moment, and I can't wait to break the time in half, I don't have time to watch!" Yang Caixia said.
Hehe, then where did you get the time to hang out with me? Are you a master of time management? Or is time like a sponge that has sucked water, and there will always be a squeeze? Your sponge is so absorbent? Can you suck so much water?
"Okay, okay, eat, eat." Li Xincheng said helplessly.
"I looked at the navigation and user reviews on the APP last night, and selected the two most representative, cost-effective, and best-rated restaurants, can you take a look?" Li Xincheng turned his homework last night to Yang Caixia.
"I can do it, what do you want to eat? It's up to you! Yang Caixia said.
"Then let's eat barbecue, let you see Chef Li's amazing cooking skills, I have the true inheritance of Chef Xiao Fugui, and I can rotate the knife with two knives!" Li Xincheng boasted.
"Do you need a knife for this barbecue?" Yang Caixia asked with some confusion.
"Of course, not only with a knife, but also with a fork!" Li Xincheng said.
Yang Caixia: "......"
It's just an ordinary knife and fork, can you blow it so hard?
"Okay, okay, then it's time to watch Chef Li's performance, and the little woman is waiting to eat." Yang Caixia said perfunctorily.
"That's natural, don't worry, I have a gold finger, I'll know if it's good or not." Li Xincheng patted his chest and said confidently.
"You want to touch it with your hands? Then I won't eat it, it's too unhygienic, right? Yang Caixia said.
"Just kidding, kidding, let's go!" Li Xincheng smiled.
The two of them still walked as if they had just come to the temple, and the barbecue restaurant was not particularly far from the temple, and it took Li Xincheng and Yang Caixia about ten minutes to arrive.
The name of the barbecue restaurant is a bit magnificent, called Yang Paifeng, if Li Xincheng is not mistaken, there seems to be a female general named Yang Paifeng in the TV series Yang family, and his marksmanship seems to be quite powerful, but compared with Li Xincheng's marksmanship, it may be a little worse, Li Xincheng is a Haitian silver gun bully!
may be because of the meal, there were not many people queuing at the door of Yang Paifeng, and Li Xincheng and Yang Caixia only waited for less than three minutes before being called.
"Hello, two, how many of you are?" The waiter at the door asked politely.
Li Xincheng: "??? ”
Didn't you say it all? Two of you!
"Both." Li Xincheng said.
"Okay, please here, we are all two-person tables here, the two of them can choose by themselves, the dishes and chopsticks are taken on the side of the selection, you can eat as much as you want, the switch of the oven is on this desktop, press it to adjust the size of the fire, oil paper, there will be someone for the two of you later, I wish you two a happy meal!" Said the waiter at the reception.
"Okay, thank you, great work!" Li Xincheng nodded at the waiter who entertained him.
Li Xincheng and Yang Caixia chose a table that was a little more side, and if they were to the side, it would be more convenient to move around to get food.
After waiting for a while, another waiter came over to register and settle the bill for Li Xincheng and Yang Caixia, and brought oil paper by the way, Li Xincheng and Yang Caixia left the table and went to the material selection area next to them to get food.
"Chengcheng, what do you want to eat? I'll give you the clip. Yang Caixia took a big bowl from the side of the material selection area and said.
"I'll do it myself, just grab what you want to eat." Li Xincheng also took a big bowl from the side of the material selection area and said.
"Ah, but I don't seem to have anything to eat, I'll help you clip it!" Yang Caixia said after looking at the dishes.
Li Xincheng: "......"
Don't have anything to eat? Then why didn't you say it earlier? You said it when you settled the bill? Now I can't change the restaurant, so I can only make do with eating here.
"Then you can grab more slices of that meat, wait for the barbecue to eat, and also clip a little bit of that fish fillet, the grilled fish fillet should still taste good, do you want to eat a little bit of that duck intestine?" Let's clip a little bit too! Li Xincheng began to command.
"Okay!" Yang Caixia happily took the clamp and began to clamp it up randomly.
"Then you can sandwich all the meat, your bowl is dedicated to meat, I'll sandwich some vegetarian dishes, Xia, what vegetables do you want to eat? Lettuce, shall we? Li Xincheng asked.
"I can do it all, I don't pick it." Yang Caixia said.
"Oh, and a little bit of winter melon?" Li Xincheng asked.
"Ah, winter melon, I don't want it, that's not delicious, I don't like to eat winter melon." Yang Caixia frowned and said.
Li Xincheng: "......"
Doesn't it mean all? Isn't it not picky?
"Carrots for a little? It seems to be steamed, and it can be eaten dry, retaining the original taste, and the taste should be okay. Li Xincheng asked again.
"Well, carrots are fine, sweet and delicious." Yang Caixia nodded and said.
"Where's the mashed potatoes? Want to come a little? What about cherry tomatoes? Heck, we seem to be able to make our own salads, but I don't know if they have salad dressings here. Li Xincheng said in surprise.
"Make a salad? Yes, yes, I'm the best at making salads, the salad I make is delicious, I'll make it for you to try later. Yang Caixia said happily.
Li Xincheng: "??? ”
Is there anything else you can't say about making a salad? Isn't it just throwing away some vegetables, throwing some fruits, adding some salad dressing, and mixing a few handfuls? Is there anything special I need? Doesn't it depend on the ingredients used in the salad and the taste of the salad dressing? Does this have anything to do with who did it?
Li Xincheng had big doubts in his big head, but he didn't dare to say it, he didn't dare to ask, so he could only hide the confusion in his heart.
"Would you like a snack or something? Do you eat green tea cakes? I heard that if you eat green tea cakes, you can experience the true meaning of green tea! How about it, do you want to try it? Li Xincheng asked.
"I understand what that thing is for, don't don't." Yang Caixia shook her head and said.
"I'll eat, I want to experience it." Li Xincheng sandwiched two green tea cakes and said.
"What about durian cakes? Do you want? It smells smelly and delicious! Li Xincheng said.
"Yes, this one, this is super delicious!" Yang Caixia nodded.
"Then sandwich two, I'm afraid you'll have bad breath after eating too much." Li Xincheng said very considerately.
Yang Caixia: "??? ”
Fairies don't have bad breath! The fairies are all exhaling like orchids, and their breaths are fragrant!
"One more, I'd like to eat more." Yang Caixia said.
"Ah, eat so much, I'll have bad breath later, then don't talk to me after you finish eating, I'm afraid I'll be stinky by you later." Li Xincheng said.
Yang Caixia: "......"
You dog man, if I have bad breath, see if I don't stink you!
"Okay, okay, let's clip one more for you, bad breath shouldn't be, I'll wait to buy you chewing gum, you won't have bad breath if you eat chewing gum, but promise me, don't talk to me before you eat chewing gum, okay?" Li Xincheng suddenly said solemnly.
Yang Caixia: "......"
you!
Yang Caixia kicked Li Xincheng fiercely, and did not respond to Li Xincheng, not because she didn't want to respond, but because she was too lazy to respond, this dog man is not worth it.
"Eh, why are you still beating people, I'm all doing this for your good, hey, my good intentions have been ruined by you like this, I'm so sad!" Li Xincheng cried fakely.
"Oh!" Yang Caixia glanced at Li Xincheng lightly and said.
"Other durian cakes may have bad breath after eating, but this durian cake, I guess it won't have bad breath after eating, it should be very, very little durian for this durian cake, otherwise how can it be set to self-help for you to take it casually? Durian is so expensive, if you use more durian, the boss will not lose money! Li Xincheng analyzed.
"Oh!" Yang Caixia still glanced at Li Xincheng lightly and said.
Li Xincheng: "......"
Can you still talk well? It's weird again, isn't it?