Seeing that the bandit boss was so boasted by the little minion called Douzi that the whole person was about to float, Xu Anan couldn't help but roll his eyes and said, "Little Douzi!" Shut up! ”

Originally, the corners of his mouth were already grinning to the root of his ears, and the mountain king immediately seemed to have been punched and petrified.

The same as him is the little bean that has just been gushing about the river.

The Mountain King bandit was stunned for a while before he regained his voice, pointed at Xu An'an at Xiaodouzi, and said, "Do you know?" ”

Douzi shook his head, and he was afraid that he didn't see it clearly, could it be the neighbor of his third uncle's cousin's cousin?

For this, Xiaodouzi also turned his head and stared at Xu Anan for a long time, confirming that there was no such person in his impression, and then he confirmed and affirmed: "I haven't seen it!" ”

The eldest of his family asked again, "Then how does she know your name?" ”

This question is really a bit too much for Douzi, how does he know this! He said with a bitter face: "I don't know! ”

Xu Anan held back a smile, didn't he just hear them say it themselves? It's just that she woke up and heard it a long time ago.

The King of the Mountain and Douzi stared at each other, staring at their faces full of doubts, and in the end, the King of the Mountain couldn't help but turn his head and asked carefully at Xu An'an: "Little girl, how do you know that her name is Douzi?" Where did you come from? ”

Xu Anan saw that the two of them were stupid, so he said casually: "Me? Since you have asked sincerely, then I will reluctantly tell you! ”

The Mountain King and Douzi both looked at Xu An'an with wide eyes and nodded vigorously.

Xu An'an couldn't help but laugh, and came as soon as he opened his mouth, "I am a wick in front of the Buddha's seat." Listen to the Buddha's lectures and learn the Tao and know the past and the future! This time, my sister and I were ordered by the Buddha, and we were tied up by you mortals! You are convicted! ”

Xu Anan originally said it casually, but he didn't expect to really bluff these two stupid ones, looking at these two who were stunned for a while, he was directly stunned and didn't react.

Xu An'an coughed and pulled the two back to their senses, and Xu An'an continued: "Take our sisters back to the Buddha!" I will punish you both, so that your children and grandchildren will be held accountable as well." ”

Hearing this, the king of the mountain and Xiaodouzi knelt directly on the ground, and bowed vigorously to Xu Anan and Zhu Hibiscus, "Fairy forgiveness!" We are just a mortal, mortal with the naked eye, and we can't see that you are always a god in the sky! Don't punish us! ”

Douzi gave full play to his strengths, and continued to pat his ass and said: "A living immortal who saves the suffering!" I don't know you're immortals! If I knew this, I wouldn't dare to give me ten dares! You fairies don't care about mortals, let the little ones go! ”

Xu An'an's heart was about to be laughed at by them, he was still a living fairy, a fairy, how could they believe such a? I knew that she was the reincarnation of the Jade Emperor!

But on his face, Xu An'an's face was calm, with the expression of a fairy who seemed to be smiling but not smiling, pretending to be unfathomable, and said: "Don't hurry up and untie our sisters' ropes!" ”

Only then did the king of the mountain and Xiaodouzi react, and hurriedly went to untie the rope for Xu An'an and them.

Zhu Jian rubbed his wrists that were tied a little sore, looked at the two bandits who were respectful and respectful, lest he snub the immortals, frowned slightly, and whispered: "This is also believed?" This bandit has tofu scum in his head, right? ”

The Mountain King cautiously asked, "Two immortals, do you have any orders?" You're welcome, just say! ”

Xu Anan didn't say anything polite to him, and said directly: "Prepare a table of good wine and good food!" I'll think about whether or not to forgive you! ”

The Mountain King muttered in a low voice: "Do the immortals also want to eat?" ”

Xu Anan heard it and said: "Since it is a mortal tribulation, it is natural to devote yourself to the mortal womb and eat whole grains to experience the flavors of life!" However, don't think that we have no mana for the time being, you dare to be slow, the gods descend to earth, the heavens are staring, and you will give you a note of what good and bad things you have done to us! ”

"Don't dare, don't dare!" The king of the mountain and Xiaodouzi shook their hands again and again, and Xiaodouzi said: "Our boss has no knowledge, don't blame the gods!" Let's go down and prepare! ”

Xu Anan nodded, "You haven't been an immortal, you don't understand this, I understand, go quickly!" ”

As soon as the king of the mountain and Xiaodouzi walked out of the house, they both breathed a sigh of relief, and the king of the mountain raised his foot and kicked Xiaodouzi, "Immortal, you dare to tie it too!" It's a curse to come back, and I'll hit your kid on the head! ”

Xiaodouzi held his head, aggrieved, and muttered: "How did I know that this is a fairy!" Immortals don't shine either! I seem to have beaten the gods with a stick before... Boss, what to do? ”

"What should I do?" The king of the mountain almost raised his foot and gave Xiaodouzi another kick, "I don't know if beating you stinky boy now can make the gods dissipate!" ”

At this time, a person came over and saw Xiaodouzi crying with a sad face, and couldn't help asking, "Yo, Douzi!" What's the matter, it's! Didn't you just bring back two Lady Bosses? Why are you crying here? Isn't it too ugly? ”

After speaking, the man turned his head to look at the king of the mountain again, and said, "Boss, marry two ladies from the village, congratulations!" If you want me to say, women don't have to look too good, as soon as the lights are turned off, it's all the same! ”

The man was still joking, not noticing his boss's increasingly bad face.

"Boss, when is the banquet going to be? The brothers can't wait to drink the wedding wine! It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, or I'll order it now? ”

The answer to him was a head-on kick from the boss of his family, "Fuck you!" You want to kill Lao Tzu! Is that something that can be married? ”

The man was stunned by this kick and blinked dumbfoundedly, "What's the matter?" Boss, why are you so angry? Is it difficult to offer it if you don't marry it? ”

Don't you have to make offerings? Douzi nodded to his partner who didn't understand the seriousness of the matter, and told him about accidentally offending the immortals.

Hearing this, the man was even more confused, and it took him a while to come back to his senses, "Boss, it's not so amazing, is it?" ”

Douzi cried with a sad face, and he hadn't recovered from the fact that he had beaten the fairy with a stick, and he was very sure: "It must be true, I haven't seen her at all, she can even call our cottage, and my name!" What is not a god? ”

The man scratched his head and said, "Could it be that I heard what you and the boss said?" ”

He was greeted by another kick from their boss, "Fuck you!" Lao Tzu himself said that he didn't say it, can it be unclear? Is it that the fairy Lao Tzu can still admit his mistake? ”