Zhu Jin glanced at Xu An'an, "I didn't expect that you still have the potential to be a god stick!" Fairy~"

Xu An'an glanced back at her, "Don't talk cool here, do you want to be the bandit's wife?" ”

Speaking of Mrs. Press, Zhu Jincai didn't say anything more.

Waiting for those bandits to put all the food on the table, in just a while, the news of two immortals coming to the Flying Tiger Cottage has spread throughout the entire cottage.

Xu Anan looked at the bull head, mutton and pig head in front of him, and wondered if it was the bandits who had just moved down from the sacrificial platform.

This is really offering them as immortals!

Xu An'an's face was not very good, and he pointed to the bandit Lao Dao: "Did you forget to take the incense candle?" ”

The bandit boss looked puzzled, and Douzi patted his head and said: "Do the immortals want incense and candles to worship, just like the Bodhisattva in the temple, they want incense!" ”

The bandit boss felt that what Douzi said was very reasonable, and immediately ordered: "Quick, go and bring all the incense and candles left over from last year's New Year!" ”

Xu An'an saw that these two fools were really going to get incense and candles, so he hurriedly stopped: "Wait! No need! Make something to eat and send it to you! ”

The bandit boss scratched his head and looked at Douzi incomprehensibly, and Douzi used his own brain cells to explain: "Didn't the gods descend to earth?" This is to experience human suffering! We have to make the gods suffer! ”

The bandit boss felt that what Douzi said made sense, and immediately ordered his subordinates to prepare to go.

After a while, another table was set up.

It is indeed according to the standard of hardship, Xu Anan took a look, the soup was rancid, there were several kinds of grain mixed in the rice, and there was sand visible to the naked eye! The fish is probably just snatched from the mouth of a cat, and it is called a clean one.

If Xu An'an hadn't seen the two bandits standing on the side trembling, cautious, wanting to ask but not daring to ask, and being so respectful to her, Xu Anan would have thought that their lie that could be broken at the slightest poke had been discovered by them!

Zhu Jian covered his mouth and nose, standing far away, probably still holding back a smile, Xu Anan let out a long sigh.

The two bandits instantly became nervous, "Beans! Why do I think the gods don't seem to be happy? Are you fucking mistaken? ”

Douzi stammered: "No, I don't know, the fairy doesn't speak." ”

The bandit leader didn't hold back, and kicked the bean again, "Wait a while, as soon as the fairy speaks, a thunderbolt will slash your head!" ”

At this time, Xu Anan also spoke, "Is the life of a bandit so difficult now?" Do you usually eat this? ”

"No, it's not difficult!" Seeing that the fairy finally spoke, Xiaodouzi subconsciously replied.

Before Xiaodouzi became a bandit, he ate worse than those on Xu An'an's table, hungry and full, and later followed the boss, and his life in the cottage was much better!

The bandit leader thought that the gods were asking him about the situation of the cottage, "Our cottage usually fights the idea of passing caravans, and there are not many robberies, just leave a passing money, this year's caravan is indeed not as good as last year, but I am the boss, brothers follow me, I have to let them eat!" Can't let them eat these! ”

The bandit leader's words moved Xiaodouzi to tears, "Boss! I'll do a good job with you! ”

I don't know, I thought they were doing a serious 800 business!

Xu Anan glanced at the two self-moved bandits and said, "If you don't let them eat these, you just let the two of us eat these?" Or I'll do it with you! ”

When the bandit leader heard the first half of the sentence, he was still a little frightened, but when he heard the second half of the sentence, he immediately laughed, "That feeling is good!" If there are two immortals in our cottage! Then our village will definitely get better and better! Immortals, are you serious? ”

Zhu Jin couldn't help it anymore, and laughed out loud, Xu Anan couldn't cry or laugh, holding his forehead, and suddenly didn't know whether to suspect that his words were ambiguous, or to sigh at the magical comprehension ability of this mountain king?

Xu An'an didn't speak, and the two bandits had already begun to discuss with each other.

Douzi whispered: "Boss, the gods have come to our cottage, so are you still the boss?" ”

The bandit leader didn't bother with this question at all, and said, "Immortals are immortals, and I'm the boss, is there anything wrong with this?" ”

Douzi nodded as if he didn't understand, and asked again: "Boss, do you want to change the name of our village or something, such as calling it Immortal Village, so that other people will know at a glance that there are immortals in our village!" ”

The bandit boss patted Douzi on the shoulder, "You have a good idea!" Fairy Village is good! Maybe when they hear the name of our village, they will be so frightened that they will automatically give away their belongings! ”

Xu Anan shook his head silently, and the fairy village! If this is called out, it will be laughed to death!

Xu An'an heard that they had begun to discuss whether to hold a name change conference, so that everyone in ten miles and eight towns would know that there were immortals in the bandits' den.

Xu An'an hurriedly spoke up to stop: "The immortals don't rob, stop your dangerous thoughts!" ”

When the two bandits heard Xu An'an say this, they immediately felt a little pity, in their imagination, what a majestic thing this was!

The bandit leader timidly said, "Immortal, do you think about it again?" ”

Xu Anan was so angry with them that he laughed, thinking that if he stayed here, became a female king, and then robbed Gu Jing to be her wife, it seemed that it would not be bad!

Zhu Jin saw Xu An'an's smirking appearance, and knew at a glance that he wasn't thinking about anything good, and couldn't help but say: "Your idea is also dangerous, hurry up and stop it!" ”

Xu An'an retracted his thoughts and refused: "No, the position of the Mountain King will be left to you, this immortal has something important to do!" ”

The two bandits looked pity, but they didn't dare to say anything more.

Xu Anan continued: "Prepare a table of your usual food, and prepare two horses, go quickly!" ”

The king of the mountain was still in the frustration of the immortals refusing to rob with them, Douzi helped him out, and when he saw the appearance of his own boss, he couldn't help but come up with another idea: "Boss, otherwise let's let the immortals stay for a few more days, and if we don't rob, we will add some blessings to our cottage, maybe the fairy will stay for a long time, and he thinks it's good, so he doesn't want to leave." ”

The bandit leader was reminded like this, and suddenly his mouth suddenly opened, "That's right! We have to keep this immortal! ”

When Xu Anan finally saw a normal meal and was ready to feast, he heard a lot of noise outside the door.

Xu Anan pushed the door and went out to take a look, and there were dozens of people kneeling outside the door, bustling.

When they saw Xu An'an, they immediately shouted: "Immortals! The gods have appeared! ”

Frightened, Xu Anan immediately closed the door and leaned on the door, Xu Anan couldn't help but "lean" on, "I thought there were two stupid ones in the village, but I didn't expect a stupid nest!" ”