Chapter 50: Blame Zheng He (3/4)
The military training has begun, Xi Tong found his class, and in the blink of an eye, the instructor's black face like the bottom of the pot appeared in front of him.
"Damn, it's scary!"
Caught off guard, Xi Tong was so frightened that he sat on the ground.
The scenery I saw just now was white and beautiful, and suddenly there was a black and ugly one, the contrast was too strong, the contrast was too strong, and if you lay forward with soft hands, it would be a bad dish.
It is worthy of a 2-star skill, and its power is extraordinary.
It's better to get used to it for a while, so as not to be shocked later.
Blinking again, the black charcoal face reappeared, and Xi Tong kept staring at the instructor's lips, and could vaguely distinguish what he said by his mouth.
"Left, left, left, left, left, left, ......left, left, left, left, left
Late......
Can't catch up......
Forget it, don't go!
Turn on the computer and enter the writer's backstage with one operation. Soon, one attack alert after another popped up on the computer.
"There are more people than last time, and the strength is stronger!"
Last time, they were all five scumbags, but this time they were a little stronger, barely reaching the level of six scumbags.
Ignore those jumping clowns, Xi Tong happily manages the book review area.
Last time, it can be seen that all of them are "eunuchs", these people seem to be all true incense parties, and they deleted the posts themselves, and they still praised them in the book review area.
"Big is really big."
"I always thought the Burj Khalifa was the tallest building until yesterday morning......"
"It turns out that it is true that a devil who collapsed 800 miles away with one shot! Author, please state your age. ”
However, there is still a post floating strongly, constantly being artificially topped by book friends, that is, the floor post that has built more than 10,000 floors.
The last time I saw it, there were more than 10,000 floors inside full of the word "eunuch", and occasionally there was a crooked building that was also a "dead eunuch".
Today, the first 10,000 floors have all been withdrawn, and 50,000 floors have been rebuilt, and this number is still slowly increasing.
Look at the content of the post again.,It's all the same:Don't be a eunuch the landlord.,Come back and update.。
Xi Tong casually refreshed it, and the result showed that the post could not be found. Those who can delete posts in the book review area are only the posters except themselves.
So Xi Tong went to the book review area to refresh it, and sure enough, he saw a familiar name.
Brother Idler: In the past few days, the Comic Con has been standing tired to death, and we have to queue up to go to the bathroom, and the organizer actually let us go to the bathroom next door, hum, it's so angry!
(1st floor) Xi Tong: Touch your head, don't be angry.
(2nd floor) Ahriempress: It's not even a sofa, laughing at the dog's head upstairs.
(3rd Floor) Ahriempress: Damn, look at the gods up close.
(4th floor) iill: The 3rd floor is metamorphosis, the 2nd floor is more metamorphosed, and the 1st floor is ...... Give tea to the big guy.
(5th Floor) The Eternal Lord: 2 and 3 are the same person, but why are they two faces?
(6th floor) wish, this moment is eternal: the owner of the women's clothing boss, the identification is completed.
…………
Opening the document, Xi Tong began to write the manuscript again.
He cut out the Eagle Eye technique, leaving only the basic part of the front, and then tried to remove the narrative style of the elves with a strong epic style, and wrote the whole article in an easy-to-understand manner, and then ......
Xi Tong suddenly deleted all the articles he had written, and then the style changed, not only retaining the rich epic style of the elves, but also writing in classical Chinese.
As a result, elementary school students watched the hot scalp hemp, and college students watched the mouth MMP numb.
However, I picked up the Chinese textbook and carefully compared the words I picked out, and I could barely read it, and I barely understood the meaning after reading it a few more times.
Chapter 3 of "Creation": The Secret of the Cultivation of the Big-Eyed Cute Girl, after the practice, we went to the D&G headquarters to watch
I tried it, and such a long chapter title was available, and I couldn't help but give Dianniang a thumbs up.
As a result, the style of "Creation" changed from chapter 3 onwards, and even Chinese born and raised in China had to read it a hundred times, let alone foreigners who did not understand Chinese culture.
There are also some Chinese experts who try to translate and teach to their compatriots.
Thereupon......
"The meaning of this sentence is to make you meditate on the picture of smoke along the eaves of smoke swallow eyes, and you imagine yourself as ......"
"Wait, what are you talking about? That's that ......"
"Yān, you say?"
"It's not."
“Yán?”
"Is there a difference?"
"Is it Yàn?"
"Fake, are you stuttering! I keep saying the same word, do you think I'm an idiot! ”
"Fake, you idiot, you stuttered."
"Water chestnuts!"
After tens of millions of examples, many far-sighted foreigners know that a peerless martial arts cheats has appeared in the mysterious East, and a guy named Jared has also made a special video.
He said: This book of martial arts secrets is not under the cliff, nor in a mysterious temple, nor is it sealed in weapons, but is publicly published on the Internet, even in the Western world, you can easily browse that website and see that book of martial arts secrets.
However, there is no soft use, even HSK level 4 may not be able to recognize all the words on it, because it was used thousands of years ago...... It should be written in the language of Han, please note that it is Han from Huaxia, not Han from that small country.
So, you need to read a lot of books from thousands of years ago, if you can read them. And then you have to understand a lot of things that can only be understood and unspeakable, and ......
After five minutes of playing, the up master suddenly hugged his head frantically, indicating that he couldn't make it up anymore, and then the tone changed to black and white, and a cool song played.
can drive this up master crazy, which shows how profound Xi Tong writes the exercises.
The ghostliest thing is the enthusiastic book friends in the book review area.
One by one, under the banner of solving the doubts of foreign friends, in fact, they specially brought people into the pit, and many replies also maintained a strange tacit understanding, seeing white people speaking in the vernacular, and seeing yellow people speaking yellow language, but they just didn't miss the slightest bit of the tone.
Many foreign institutions have been driven crazy!
They have sensed that this is a new direction in human evolution, and the Chinese people have been running on this road, while their own countries don't even know where the road is.
However, some people pointed out the direction of the road for them - comprehensive sinicization!
Learning Chinese, speaking Chinese, and learning oriental culture, only by thoroughly brainwashing oneself can one truly understand the essence of those martial arts secrets.
However, who would dare to mention this kind of thing.
These public figures speak out in various media, but they themselves do not know how to make such unreasonable demands.
Let's say that people are engaged in blockade and embargo, the article is there, and an A4 paper can be printed. If you want to talk about the blockade and embargo, it seems that your own people have gone even further.
But if not, then how can you say it?
Do you want to blame Zheng He for not bringing troops when he went to the West, and for not using knives to force his ancestors to speak Chinese instead?