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In the classroom of an experimental high school, the students sitting in the last row by the door waved their fists and cheered, completely forgetting that the English teacher standing in front of the blackboard was the so-called extinction.

If this had happened in the past, all the students would have turned around and watched and laughed.

Extinction will also habitually push his black-rimmed glasses and say "Xiao Ming, get out of here" in a tone that is suppressed on the verge of an outbreak.

However, today, the students who have mobile phones secretly take out their mobile phones and put them on their laps for a meal, and those who don't have mobile phones are also leaning over and tilting their heads, eager to put their faces on the crotch of their peers.

No one noticed, Extinction took out his mobile phone to feed him, and hurried out of the classroom.

In the silent classroom, there is only Xiao Ming's sentence full of unknown emotions.

It turns out that I am not the only one who knows this book!

It turns out that this book is even more popular than I imagined!

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Chinese people have unforgettable feelings for martial arts, and everyone dreamed of walking the rivers and lakes with one person and one sword when they were children, but they gradually forgot as they grew up.

Although I would often think about it in the days that followed, I would then shake my head and smile bitterly.

However, a bizarre web novel was born.

This book doesn't have stallions, no harems, and not even heroines. Well, in fact, people are so awesome that they don't even want a male lead.

The whole article is a martial arts cheats, a real and real martial arts cheats.

The most important thing is that these cheats are not written by Xia Jiba, but have been proven to be effective, and you can swipe a full screen of related videos by clicking on the comic citation.

Splitting bricks and the like has long been outdated, and it is now fashionable to smash wine bottles with empty hands. Smashed, smashed, smashed into powder, ground into flour.

Some anchors also made a special appointment, smashed the wine bottle empty-handed in the game, to see who used fewer punches and used it for a short time, and finally took a sieve to sift it to see who left the crumbs lightly.

If it had been before, this kind of video would have been banned and removed from the shelves long ago because of the extreme discomfort caused by the bloody horror to viewers.

However, no!

Because the first rule of this kind of competition, called "Savage Iron Fist", is that whoever breaks the skin and bleeds is eliminated unconditionally, and these videos will not see a drop of blood from beginning to end.

This kind of video is getting more and more popular and popular, and the software has also opened a special category for them - Savage Iron Fist.

It is said that the anchors have been brewing new tricks recently.

Listening to the insider's revelations, it seems to be related to the kitchen knife slapping cucumbers, and firecrackers were set off in the crotch of his pants before the explosion.

But I don't know why the thunder is heavy and the rain is small, and I haven't even seen a hair after brewing for so many days.

Anyone who understands knows that the content of Chapter 2 cannot be broadcast live, and whoever broadcasts it will die, and there will be absolutely no exceptions.

However, does the content of Chapter 2 still need to watch someone else's live broadcast? Wouldn't it be better to experience it yourself?

For example, the extinction who just went out to make a phone call!

She will only be 30 next year, but because of some disharmony in her life, it has led to a series of not very good results, which makes her have a tendency to move towards 40 in terms of appearance and temper.

But just a few days ago, her husband mysteriously said that he had found a martial arts cheats on the Internet, and he had achieved great success after cultivation, and then he smirked.

The unknown fire in the heart of the extinction just wanted to scold her husband for being naïve, but she never thought that her husband, who had never taken the initiative, would provoke a war, and then ......

In short, the icebergs melted, the spring blossomed, and the extinction began to develop towards the Tianshan Mountains.

She remembered the cheats that her husband said, so when Xiao Ming made a loud noise in class, her first reaction was not to scold, but to take out her mobile phone to notify her husband.

Soon, her husband sent her seven or eight screenshots through WeChat.

"Honey, maybe you'll be able to take your glasses off soon."

"My dear, when you have nothing to do, read more books on ancient Chinese literature, and the most popular person in the future is not the English teacher, but the Chinese teacher."

On the same day, the Ministry of Rites issued a document requiring all schools to resume and extend the time for eye exercises, which teachers of any subject were not allowed to occupy. And the time for eye exercises has been increased from 20 minutes to 40 minutes.

At the same time, the Ministry of Rites skipped all other links except for stamping and directly launched the latest version of eye exercises.

The teachers and students who got the latest version of the eye exercise demonstration complained at the same time, isn't this the "Chapter 3: The Secret of the Cultivation of Big-eyed Cute Girls" on the Internet.

Speaking of the Ministry of Rites, have you paid the copyright fee?

In short, this incident means that the government has noticed the novel that is specially connected to the cheats, and recognized and promoted it, and the news broadcast at 7 o'clock that night also set aside 3 minutes to introduce this - eye exercises.

The government just approved Chapter 3, as for the rest, ahem.

Anyway, whether you admit it or not, this book is on fire.

You know, this is a martial arts cheat!

Martial arts cheats that can really be practiced!

There is no requirement for qualifications and root bones, as long as you practice carefully, you can succeed in the cheats!

At this moment of national celebration, there are still some people who are mourning.

For example, the eyeglasses manufacturer who has been making black money, and the ophthalmologist who has opened the optical store in the hospital.

……

In the dormitory, the fourth child was constantly swiping his mobile phone while constantly lying in the groove.

"Someone in the circle of friends actually launched an activity to break glasses. Which penny will drop hundreds of dollars of glasses to the ground and step on two feet! ”

"Damn, my mom sent it."

"Damn, my dad sent it too!"

"Damn, my sister sent it back @ me."

The fourth child carefully pushed the thick glasses at the bottom of the bottle on the bridge of his nose, which were the new glasses he exchanged for the first pot of gold he earned from setting up a stall - the frame.

Six or seven hundred degrees of myopia is not developed in a day or two, let alone cured in a day or two.

In fact, when he was a child, he tried almost all treatments, corrections, and control methods, and spent a lot of money, and the only gain was that the degree was getting higher and higher.

He had already accepted his fate, but his queen mother gave him a new order.

"Son, there is hope in your eyes."

"Mom, you have been talking about this from the age of 5 to the age of 15, I don't believe it for a long time."

"It's real this time."

"Didn't you say to me and my dad, 'It's true,' and then you said to us, 'It's fake.'"

"Li Guanzuo, I don't want next month's living expenses!"

"Queen Mother, the child knows that he is wrong."

Next to him, Xi Tong laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, because the fourth mother's queen mother taught him how to open the novel page, and then explained the essentials of cultivation carefully and meticulously.

It's quite right, there is no mistake, and many novel ideas are even praised by myself. When it comes to the level of teaching eye exercises, even the commissioners of the Ministry of Etiquette are out of reach.

In the end, Li's mother specially told not to read the previous content, but the next second she changed her words and said that it was nothing, and vaguely hinted that if the living expenses were not enough, she would call home.

When the fourth child hung up the phone, Xi Tong specially asked: "Your mother...... Oh no, what does Auntie do? Doctor? Chinese teacher? ”

"Housewife."

"I think she knows a lot about ophthalmology, and those professional terms are the same as Guankou."

The fourth child's face darkened, "If you are deceived several times a year, you can also memorize those things backwards." ”

The embarrassment of the mystery.

"Ahem!" The Boss cleared his throat, "Shut the door!" Ascension! ”

Second: "Wei ......"

Fourth: "Wu ......"