Chapter 143: These Two Words
"What's going on? What did your goddess say to you again? Li Xincheng asked.
"Do you want you to buy her a bag?" Li Xincheng guessed after thinking about it.
"No, she said that she has recently become dark and thin because of military training, so I want to buy some whitening skin care products and some snack gift bags online and send them to her, so that she can be moved." Chen Ruilin said.
Li Xincheng: "......"
You old licking dog, just lick hard?
"She didn't specify what brand of skincare she wanted, did she?" Li Xincheng asked cautiously.
"No, what's wrong?" Chen Ruilin asked puzzled.
"Then why don't we buy her some every day? Isn't it wonderful that the price is cheap and affordable, and the packaging is high-end and atmospheric? Li Xincheng suggested.
Chen Ruilin: "......"
You shameless, I still want it! Do you see you're talking about human beings? If you buy something for the goddess, can you place an order on the eve of the day? Do you think I'm not cool fast enough?
"But it's not easy to use, what should I do when I run out of rotten face?" Chen Ruilin asked.
"It's good to have a bad face, isn't she just yours if you have a bad face, and no one will rob you anymore? If you're in a different place, you can put a million hearts! Li Xincheng said.
Chen Ruilin: "......"
What kind of people are these, why is this psychology so gloomy? Can't you hope that people will be better?
"Isn't that okay? It's too lacking in morality! Chen Ruilin shook his head and said.
"Don't you really like her at all? Do you simply like her pretty looks? Not exactly like her? To love her is to embrace everything about her. Li Xincheng said.
Chen Ruilin: "......"
Your crooked reasoning is really a set! I definitely like not only her beautiful appearance, but also her inside!
"Uh-huh, you're right, then will you buy a gift for the goddess?" Chen Ruilin asked rhetorically.
"Of course not!" Li Xincheng said decisively.
Chen Ruilin: "......"
You kid, maybe you can use it to breed pigs, Tinnyima owes it.
"Go and go, clean up bad ideas, if you want to have this spare time, why don't you help me ask the girls in your WeChat to see which whitening product is affordable and easy to use." Chen Ruilin said angrily.
"Okay, don't say that my brother doesn't support you, I'll help you ask on WeChat." Li Xincheng nodded and said.
"Okay, let me know when you have the answer! Thank you brother! Chen Ruilin thanked.
"It's okay, it's okay." Li Xincheng waved his hand.
opened WeChat, and Li Xincheng began to slide up in the WeChat list.
Li Xincheng's WeChat added girls, there are too many, so many that Li Xincheng doesn't know who is who, but there are not many who really play well and have a very iron relationship, only Yang Caixia is alone.
In fact, this is really not Li Xincheng's problem, it is Yang Caixia's problem, all day long, after class, she came to the door of the classroom and asked Li Xincheng to go out to the classroom to chat with her, and Li Xincheng didn't have time to get out of class.
Except for the end of class, there is only class time.
During class time, because Li Xincheng relied on his own system, he often didn't study, either sleep, or did something to the west, the teacher was afraid that he would affect the learning of the students around him, so he gave Li Xincheng to the last row to sit alone, there was no same table, no front table, and Li Xincheng never had a chance to attack the girl next to him.
However, after going to college, Li Xincheng's situation has improved greatly, at least now, there are three people to talk to.
One Yang Caixia, one Yu Peijia, and one Zeng Keting.
Li Xincheng's eyes looked at the avatars of these three people, looked at it, and in the end, because it was too difficult to choose, Li Xincheng chose the method of ordering soldiers and generals, and finally arrived, Yang Caixia.
Li Xincheng really didn't expect to be able to point to Yang Caixia, to be honest, Li Xincheng actually didn't want to chat with Yang Caixia, they have been chatting for so many years, and Li Xincheng, the big pig's trotters, has long been tired.
But there was no way, now that the order arrived, Li Xincheng still decided to follow the arrangement.
Clicking on Yang Caixia's profile picture of Kanna Hashimoto, Li Xincheng began to think about what kind of opening statement should be made to appear cold and unconventional?
"Ding-dong." Li Xincheng's mobile phone suddenly vibrate. 49 eBooks
Li Xincheng clicked on it and took a look, and it turned out that QQ sent him a news push.
When chatting on QQ, replace "Hello" with "these two words", and if they don't melt, I lose!
Oh roar? What do you really want to do, Li Xincheng was still worried about what opening remarks to make!
I didn't expect it.,I didn't think about it for a while.,30 seconds before the time has come.,QQ sent a relevant push to myself.,Teach yourself how to make an opening statement.,It's really sleepy and someone sends a pillow.,This strategy came at the right time!
After seeing the push, Li Xincheng immediately opened the chat box, and entered "these two words" in the chat box according to the strategy sent by QQ push.
Sample, you don't melt now?
Yang Caixia: "??? ”
Send three question marks in a row? Could it be that she has been melted by Li Xincheng to the point that she can't even speak? So you can only reluctantly use punctuation instead of answers? This strategy is inevitably too strong!
For insurance reasons, Li Xincheng decided to ask if it was really melting.
Li Xincheng: "Is it melting?" ”
Yang Caixia: "??? ”
Three more question marks? It seems to have melted away, and now I can't even speak, only punctuation.
Yang Caixia: "Took the wrong medicine?" Brain watts in water? ”
Li Xincheng: "......"
QQ push deceives! Garbage QQ, I believe you are a ghost, and I believe you again, I am a big fool coin, a big retard.
After scolding in his heart, Li Xincheng still felt angry, so Li Xincheng exited the interface of WeChat, switched to the desktop, pressed the penguin pattern on the desktop with his fingers, and then clicked uninstall!
After uninstalling QQ, Li Xincheng felt a lot happier, angry, and smooth!
"Just a virus in the phone,The WeChat program lost its response,It's useless to press it,I rolled the keyboard in a fit of anger,I didn't expect it,WeChat actually sent out the text that I rolled the keyboard out,I'm really embarrassed!" Li Xincheng opened his mouth and said.
Yang Caixia: "Oh, so that's the case, I said, why did you suddenly send me these strange messages, I thought you didn't pay attention when you washed your hair, the water didn't come out of your ears and stayed in your head!" ”
Li Xincheng: "......"
It's heart-piercing, old girl!
Yang Caixia: "Is there anything wrong with me?" Are you bored and want to hang out with me? ”
Li Xincheng: "......"
No, absolutely not, I'm just idle in the dormitory, lying on the bed, salting fish, doing nothing, and I won't go out with you, sleeping when I'm bored, isn't it happy?
But what he wanted to say, when it came to Li Xincheng's mouth, it became a different look.
Li Xincheng: "I want to too, but I'm too busy today, and the college has arranged activities for us, which is really annoying." ”
Yang Caixia: "That's it, why don't I accompany you to the event?" That way you won't get annoyed. ”
Li Xincheng: "......"
That way, I'm even more annoyed!
Li Xincheng: "No, no, you have a good rest, so I won't bother you, oh, just now my roommate asked me a question, but I don't know much about it, and I can't answer him, so I want to ask you and see if you know the answer!" ”
Yang Caixia: "What's the problem?" I don't even know about you, don't be mysterious, hurry up and listen to it. ”
Seeing Yang Caixia so eager to know the problem, Li Xincheng knew that he had succeeded and whetted Yang Caixia's appetite, so could there be any reason why he was unsuccessful?
Li Xincheng: "It's my roommate who asked me, is there any good and affordable female whitening products to recommend to him, he wants to buy some gifts for his goddess, but he doesn't know about the products used by girls, so he asked me if I have any good recommendations, then I'm a big boy, and I don't wear makeup, I definitely don't know, so I thought about asking you to see if you have any good recommendations!" ”
Yang Caixia: "Are you supposed to be a friend out of nothing, in fact, you want to give other girls gifts, and now you are playing with me, right?" ”
Li Xincheng: "......"
Damn, I'm that kind of person, I want to give a girl a gift, I go online and ask Du Niang if it's not fragrant? Why do you want to ask you! It really is!
Li Xincheng, who was suspected by Yang Caixia, was very aggrieved at this time! Aggrieved like a fat man of a hundred pounds!