Li Xincheng: "No, it was really my roommate who asked, don't believe me, I secretly took a picture of you chatting with his goddess." ”

After sending the message, Li Xincheng took advantage of Chen Ruilin's inattention, secretly opened the original camera of the mobile phone, pressed the shutter button, and photographed him facing the mobile phone screen, showing a lewd smile.

Li Xincheng's principle is that either you don't shoot, if you want to shoot, you have to shoot the ugliest appearance of your roommate, and you have to do it without filters and beautification, otherwise, everything will become meaningless.

Yang Caixia: "Is this your roommate?" Why is it so difficult to describe? ”

Li Xincheng: "He often laughs like this, just get used to it!" ”

Betraying friends to seek glory Li Xincheng!

Yang Caixia: "......"

You say that about your roommate, do your roommates know? Senior black?

Li Xincheng: "Are you relieved now?" Can you tell me what whitening products are good and affordable? ”

Yang Caixia: "How much is parity?" Is 800 yuan whitening product considered parity? ”

Li Xincheng: "......"

Is this what you understand to be parity? Rich woman, rich woman!

"Brother Ruilin, how much do you think whitening products are considered parity?" Li Xincheng looked at Chen Ruilin next to him and asked.

"Two or three hundred?" Chen Ruilin turned his head and glanced at Li Xincheng and asked.

"Okay, understood!" Li Xincheng nodded and said.

After getting Chen Ruilin's answer, Li Xincheng's energy returned to chatting with Yang Caixia.

Li Xincheng: "One or two hundred." ”

The middleman makes the difference, and Li Xincheng still has a hand.

Yang Caixia: "Ah, can you use skin care products for one or two hundred yuan?" ”

Li Xincheng: "......"

Why can't you use skin care products for one or two hundred yuan? Li Xincheng is still using twenty or thirty yuan of a large bottle of Natural Paradise aloe vera gel! I didn't see any major problems.

Li Xincheng: "Then how much skin care products do you usually use?" ”

Yang Caixia: "Eight hundred to two thousand, there are more expensive ones." ”

Li Xincheng: "......"

Sure enough, it's right to ignore her, it's too good at burning money! I can't afford to raise it.

Li Xincheng: "Then after you used these skin care products, did you have any obvious changes on your face?" ”

Yang Caixia: "What do you think?" Has anything changed since I was in high school? ”

Li Xincheng: "Yes, there are changes. ”

Yang Caixia: "What has changed?" ”

Li Xincheng: "It's ugly." ”

Yang Caixia: "......"

Dog man, dog can't spit ivory out of his mouth.

Li Xincheng: "Then do you have any cheap cosmetics that you don't use?" Send me a bottle or two? ”

Yang Caixia: "Dog man, don't think about it, even if I take it and throw it away, I won't give it to you." ”

Li Xincheng: "......"

What a stingy woman!

Li Xincheng: "Okay, since you don't know the answer to this question, then I'll ask someone else!" Good afternoon, good afternoon! ”

Yang Caixia: "Good afternoon, you big-headed ghost, you dog man, you still have other girls asking?" When did you add other girls? Hurry up and give me an honest explanation! ”

As soon as she heard that Li Xincheng actually had other girls to ask, Yang Caixia suddenly exploded, after all, Yang Caixia is the kind of person who wants to take the toilet brush and brush his mouth fiercely when she sees Li Xincheng talking a few more words to other girls.

Li Xincheng: "There are no girls to ask, I ask boys." "Everybody

Li Xincheng is an old scumbag.

Yang Caixia: "Hehe, if you don't explain honestly, I'm going to go to your dormitory to find you, I want to see which boy is so powerful and can give you good advice and answers." ”

Li Xincheng: "......"

Woo woo woo, this is too difficult, ask for a crack method online, urgent!

Li Xincheng: "The high school English teacher I asked, the high school English teacher!" ”

Yang Caixia: "Oh roar? Finally admit it? When I was in high school, I saw that your relationship with the English teacher was a little wrong, and you still denied it vigorously, saying that you were just a pure teacher-student relationship, at that time I was stupid and chose to believe you, but I didn't expect that you ended up attacking the English teacher, you beast! ”

Li Xincheng: "......"

Where is this, I'm wronged, I'm married, okay, you're talking nonsense, what does the husband of the English teacher think? And she and I are really innocent, innocent can't be more innocent!

Li Xincheng: "The English teacher is so much older than me, and he has been married a long time ago, okay, it's impossible between us at all, okay, can you not be unreasonable, messing around, talking nonsense, and talking nonsense?" ”

Yang Caixia: "Okay, you, you dare to murder me now!" ”

Li Xincheng: "......"

I won't kill you if I step on a horse!

Li Xincheng: "Shut up, shut up!" Sleepy, sleep, OK? ”

Yang Caixia: "I've already gone downstairs, you wait, stay for me in the dormitory obediently, don't even think about going anywhere!" ”

Li Xincheng: "......"

Oops, this wave is going to be a big problem if it doesn't run.

"Brother Ruilin, I have something to go out for, if someone comes to me, you can say that I have something to go out!" Li Xincheng patted Chen Ruilin's shoulder and said.

"Ah, why so suddenly? Yes, yes, yes! Chen Ruilin glanced at Li Xincheng with some consternation, and then nodded in agreement.

After receiving Chen Ruilin's affirmative answer, Li Xincheng hurriedly ran back to his seat, quickly put on his shoes, and then opened the dormitory door and began to run out.

On the way to escape, Li Xincheng did not forget to reply to Yang Caixia's message, what a polite and humble gentleman! It's so sweet!

Li Xincheng: "Thank you for the reminder, I've already run!" ”

Yang Caixia: "......"

Yang Caixia: "That's it?" Where have you gone? I'm still in bed! Just about to get out of bed. ”

Li Xincheng: "......"

I'm holding your horse, you scheming girl, you dare to deceive me, can't you be simpler?

Li Xincheng: "I ran downstairs to your dormitory, ready to give you an explanation." ”

Yang Caixia: "I don't want to hear it, you go back!" ”

Li Xincheng: "......"

You talk to me, if I ignore you, I'm a dog!

Li Xincheng: "No, I'm afraid you misunderstood, I must explain to you today, if you don't come down, I will stay downstairs today!" ”

Sample, now you should know that you're scared, it's time to go downstairs and come to me, right? I'm going to give you a taste of being deceived.

Yang Caixia: "Then you lie down there, when I'm hungry, I'm going downstairs to eat in the dining hall, you can explain it to me again!" ”

Li Xincheng: "......"

Woo woo, no love, no love, one accidentally, actually fell into the hands of Yang Caixia, the big devil.

Li Xincheng is very sad now, he feels that his feelings have been wantonly played with by Yang Caixia, his IQ has been trampled on the ground by Yang Caixia and rubbed fiercely, his dignity has been ruthlessly ravaged by Yang Caixia, Li Xincheng is too aggrieved! Who would have thought that Yang Caixia was so cunning!

Li Xincheng: "Okay, if the sun doesn't go, I won't go!" ”

Yang Caixia: "Oh! ”

Seeing that Yang Caixia was still not fooled, Li Xincheng stood downstairs in his dormitory and sighed deeply.

What's wrong with you? How is this IQ suddenly insufficient? was actually played with by Yang Caixia like this, this is not his own style! Is it because there is no system?

System, I miss you, come back quickly!