Chapter 323: Turning the Tiger Away from the Mountain
Who knows, the unlucky chimpanzee under the tree wiped the feces and urine off his face and eyelids with his hands, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that there were no other animals besides himself?
And the perilla hidden in the tall trees has been completely covered by the leaves, and it is dark and cannot be seen, the chimpanzee can't help but mutter: It's really strange, who pulled a bubble of and urine on my face and ran away? It must be someone who doesn't deal with me, deliberately playing a prank while I'm sleeping. If Lao Tzu is caught, he will not be spared!
Thinking of this, he got up from the ground with a bone, and strode towards the cottage hall in a huff, and before he reached the hall, he met a chimpanzee who was shaking his head and humming "tune" leisurely and leisurely, and the chimpanzee with on his face immediately became angry, rushed up and pulled the shoulder of the humming chimpanzee and asked: "Old Seven, did you just pull a bubble of under the tree?" ”
The chimpanzee, nicknamed "Lao Qi", asked puzzledly: "Fourth, I under the tree, and you can't do it?" I can wherever I want, as long as I feel comfortable, can you handle it? ”
"Well, it's really you damn guy who is playing pranks!" The chimpanzee "Fourth" suddenly said angrily, "You eat me first." Before the words fell, he smashed into the face of "Lao Qi", ...... "Lao Qi" had a large bag bulging on his face, and at the same time, his body also fell backwards, and he fell to the ground with his feet facing the sky.
At this moment, the chimpanzee "Fourth" still did not understand his hatred, pounced forward again, pressed on the body of the chimpanzee "Lao Qi", continued to exert the old fist on the face of the "Lao Qi", and soon beat the "Lao Qi" to faint to death, only then got up, threw down the "Lao Qi", left here alone, and continued to walk towards the cottage hall.
About half an hour later, one of the iron buddies of "Old Seven", "Old Six", noticed that "Old Seven" had been in the woods for so long and had not come back, so he searched all the way.
Soon, the "Sixth" found the "Seventh" lying unconscious on the way, and it took a lot of effort to wake him up, looking at the "Seventh" who had been beaten into a "pig's head", and couldn't help but ask very sympathetically: "Seventh, what's the matter with you?" Now they're all beaten into 'pigs' heads. ”
"Wow! It's the fourth, I'm so wronged! I went to under the tree, and when I came back, I met the fourth. "Lao Qi" cried bitterly and complained, "Who knows, he didn't say a word, and he knocked me unconscious." What kind of world is this, and what kind of heavenly reason is there?! ”
"Let's go, find our village owner, and let the village owner evaluate the theory!" The "sixth" helped the "seventh" and comforted.
Then, with the support of the "Sixth", the "Seventh" walked towards the cottage hall with a dazed, groggy and trembling thighs. This so-called cottage hall is still a thatched house built by a few clever chimpanzees when the "big red ass" first occupied the place, with four walls made of trees and a roof of tree trunks and straw.
In fact, just after the chimpanzee "Fourth" left, and before the "Sixth" came to find the "Seventh", the perilla panda slipped down from the tree and secretly fled outside the cottage.
At this time, the chimpanzees lying on the ground in the cottage hall were snoring, and the big guys were all sleeping, and the "sixth" did not dare to wake everyone up, for fear of provoking the anger of the public and being beaten, so he had to support the "seventh", barely find a place to stay, and lay down to sleep. And "Lao Qi" is now even more headache and confused, and he fainted after lying down for a while, hey! Poor and unlucky chimpanzee "Lao Qi"!
Let's say that Zisu didn't dare to run to the gate of the cottage, for fear of being caught by the chimpanzee standing guard, so he ran to the back mountain, but the more he ran back to the mountain, the higher the terrain, and finally found that he was on the edge of the cliff, and he couldn't go any further, and if he took another step forward, he would fall into the abyss.
Seeing this, Shisu scratched his head with his claws, and wondered in his heart: Hmm! How did the constipated tiger gang escape, could it be that there is a secret passage in the back mountain, and they all escaped from this secret passage. This is troublesome, this black light is blinding, where can I go to find this secret passage?
No way, it's hard to find, you have to find it! While most of the chimpanzees are asleep, quickly find out the secret passage, otherwise after dawn, the chimpanzees will wake up, and it will be troublesome, and it is not a matter of hiding in the trees all the time, in case it is found one day, it will be bad.
When I thought about it in my heart, I was even more anxious, and immediately looked for it behind the cottage......
In this way, I came to the darkest place where the weeds were overgrown, stepped into the air, "ouch" exclaimed, Shisu fell into a hole in the ground, looked into the hole, and was suddenly startled, one big and one small two pairs of yellow-green shining eyes were staring at themselves viciously, and hurriedly said with both palms: "Two good men, you are polite here." Didn't bother the two! ”
Unexpectedly, a deep and familiar voice came from the darkness: "Panda Divine Doctor, don't come unharmed!" How did you get to this hole? ”
"It turned out to be the king!" Zi Su sighed, "Why are you still hiding here and not leaving, when the day comes, you just want to leave, I'm afraid you won't be able to leave!" ”
"We never expected the situation to change so quickly, so we had to hide in this hidden cave in the back mountain for a while." Another shrill and somewhat familiar voice came from the darkness, "But I didn't expect it to be discovered by you, an alien langzhong." In this way, the cave is very unsafe, and it is only a matter of time before it is discovered by the chimpanzees. ”
Shisu realized that the guy who made the voice must be the purple-eyed fox, but just as he was thinking about how to answer his words, a low, hoarse and familiar voice came from the darkness: "It's over, it's over, we can't get out." After dawn, when the vicious guys found out, we were all finished. ”
As soon as he heard this voice, Zi Su knew that it was the stupid bear who was talking, and he comforted him: "You don't have to worry, I have a clever plan to let you get out." I wonder if you're listening to me? ”
"What's a good idea? Let's talk about it! The purple-eyed fox asked eagerly.
"I found that there were only two chimpanzees standing guard at the gate of the cottage, while all the other chimpanzees were basically asleep. Wait until I find a way to lure those two guys away, and you can get out right away. Shiso thought for a moment and said.
"Thank you so much for the Panda Miracle Doctor!" Tiger "Love Constipation" said with sincere gratitude, "After we escape, you can also get rid of them as soon as possible and escape to join us, my ** disease is still waiting for you to continue treatment!" ”
"That's good. After a while, we quietly went out, divided into two ways, far bypassing the cottage hall in front, I went to the left, you went to the right. Zi Su carefully arranged, "You sneaked to a dark place more than a hundred meters away from the gate of the cottage to hide, and after seeing me luring away the two sentinels, you left and rushed to the gate, opened the gate and escaped." ”