Chapter 322: Climbing a Tree to Hide
"Then please ask the divine doctor to bother more!" The Tiger King said enthusiastically.
"Next, I'm going to tone your body and get it back to normal. I will prescribe a prescription for you and take two courses of treatment, each course of three days, three times a day. It's just that this herbal soup is more bitter, so I hope you can drink it hard. In addition, drink water before every meal in the future; Usually exercise more, pay more attention to drinking water, and don't think about drinking water until you are thirsty. Shiso patiently explained.
"Thank you so much!" The Tiger King said from the bottom of his heart.
"Oh no, oh no!" Suddenly, the purple-eyed fox shouted and ran in in a panic.
"What's so alarming?!" The Tiger King asked dissatisfiedly.
"That sworn enemy chimpanzee 'Big Red Ass' in our cottage has led his gang of robbers to provoke us at the foot of the mountain!" As soon as the words fell, the purple-eyed fox saw the tiger king's face with joy, and couldn't help but ask in surprise, "Hey, the king, your complexion is much better, red and radiant, what's going on?" ”
"It's not the credit of this panda miracle doctor, he still has to stay in our cottage and continue to treat me until I completely eradicate this ** disease." The Tiger King boasted happily.
"Congratulations to the king, congratulations to the king, this time you really let the king find a miracle doctor to heal the disease." As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the big stupid bear lying on the ground and sleeping, and the purple-eyed fox couldn't help but ask again, "Wang, why do you let the stupid bear sleep here with you, are you too doting on this guy?" I'm afraid this guy will be even more lawless in the future. ”
"Hey! This can't be blamed on the stupid bear, he fainted from heat stroke on the way to find the panda doctor, and thanks to the doctor who woke him up. I saw that he was working too hard, so I gave him a special permission to take a nap here. The Tiger King hurriedly covered for the stupid bear, and then walked over, kicked the stupid bear's big buttocks, and shouted, "Hey! Big stupid bear, get up, the enemy is coming into the cottage, go fight! ”
Suddenly, the stupid bear suddenly attacked his whole body, got up from the ground and asked, "The enemy is coming, how many are coming?" Where is it? ”
The purple-eyed fox suddenly smiled and said to it, "You go out and take a look, and you'll know." ”
Then, the tiger king walked out with everyone, and Shisu also wanted to come out to see the excitement, but before he reached the door of the cottage, he saw the crooked head leopard running to report: "King, the 'big red ass' is not small this time, there are many of them, we are a little outnumbered, there are already many brothers killed and injured, we can't resist it." ”
After listening to the words of the crooked leopard, everyone looked out of the gate of the cottage, and sure enough, they found that the brothers of the cottage - bears, leopards and individual tigers were retreating, and the enemy had a large number of chimpanzees, several of them were tall and burly, powerful and powerful, and some even used wooden sticks made of large stones and branches, which were obviously more effective than the cottage bandits and beasts who relied only on their claws and fangs.
Seeing that the brothers in the tiger cottage were beaten by the menacing chimpanzees, they had to flee back to the cottage one by one and close the wooden gates of the cottage, trying to block the chimpanzees from attacking with these simple wooden doors and walls made of trees. However, the current situation seems to be very bad, these rudimentary fortifications are simply unable to withstand the attack of the other side, and the fall of the cottage is only a matter of time.
So, how did Tiger Cottage make a feud with this group of chimpanzees and cause the "Big Red Ass" to attack Tiger Cottage at all costs?
It turns out that this tiger cottage has always been a strategic place, it is a feng shui treasure land that all kinds of mountain and forest beasts want to take for themselves, there are many rare flowers and birds on the mountain, as well as beautiful scenery, and there are herds of cattle, sheep, deer, donkeys and rabbits and other herbivores under the mountain, who occupy here, you can eat and drink without worry, and enjoy infinitely.
In fact, this place was originally occupied by a dozen chimpanzee brothers led by the chimpanzee "Big Red Ass", but it made a group of bandits and beasts such as the tiger "Love Constipation", who coveted this place, gritted his teeth with hatred, and finally one day, on a dark and windy night, the tiger "Love Constipation" and a group of beasts took advantage of the "Big Red Ass" group of chimpanzees to sneak attack here, bite and kill more than half of the chimpanzees, and drove away the "Big Red Ass", captured this cottage, and shamelessly renamed the cottage " Tiger Cottage".
Subsequently, the "big red ass" gathered one or two dozen chimpanzees to attack the cottage in an attempt to regain the lost territory, but because it was not superior in numbers and not very strong in combat, two consecutive attacks were repelled by the bandits of the tiger "love constipation" and the "magpie's nest dove".
Unexpectedly, this time the chimpanzee "Big Red Buttocks" actually gathered hundreds of chimpanzees, including a few chimpanzees who can use stones and sticks and other tools with super combat effectiveness, and the situation on the battlefield was suddenly reversed. Nowadays, the tiger "loves constipation", a gang of bandits and beasts, can only rely on the simple fortifications of the cottage to support themselves.
As time passed, the chimpanzees' offensive continued unabated, seeing that the tiger "loves constipation" this gang of bandits and beasts will soon be unable to hold the cottage, Shiso was in a hurry, turned his head and found that there was a huge Kui tree twenty or thirty meters away behind him, and suddenly had an idea, only to see him quickly run to the bottom of the big tree, "rubbing" quickly climbed up, hiding in the dense leaves to hide, he was worried that "the fire at the city gate will affect the pond fish", afraid that the "big red buttocks" chimpanzees will break through the cottage, Wouldn't it be too unjust to kill him as a guy in the Tiger Cottage?
Not long after, the tiger cottage was breached by the chimpanzees, the crooked leopard and several bears and leopards were killed in the battle, and the stupid bear, the purple-eyed fox and the tiger "love constipation" were injured and fled.
"Big Red Butt" finally got his wish to recapture the long-coveted cottage and began to celebrate by slaughtering chickens and sheep......
The night is getting deeper and deeper, and the perilla panda hidden in the tree, because he has been busy all day and has not had time to eat, at this time he feels hungry, smelling the fragrance of the leaves around him, he can't help but pick a leaf and put it in his mouth to chew, and found that the taste is good, so he quickly swallowed it, and then began to eat the leaves continuously.
Eat, eat, eat, eat...... Finally hit a stinky fart, ate enough, and then, Shiso felt that his stomach was swollen and painful, and finally felt that ** was so swollen that he couldn't hold it, so he began to squat on the tree and and pee under the tree......