Chapter 125: Three Wretches
The third master didn't say anything, and pulled me back to the small temple just now, where the land master was dressed in very fragmentary clothes, waiting for us on the ground.
"Let's go, collect the debt!" The third master said.
"Ah...... Okay, but the Nine-Tailed Divine Venerable Hu Sanye, I can't guarantee that I can find out your mother's whereabouts, this little old man may not have so much energy, I think that your fox family committed a big case back then, I ...... "With the words here, the land lord scratched his head.
"Okay, I don't mean much, you also know my Hu Sansyi's methods, I never follow the routine, I only tell you one word, in order to find the whereabouts of my mother, I will do whatever it takes!" As the old man scratched his head and said, the third master stepped forward and picked up the old man with one hand and walked out.
"Okay, I promise you, no matter whether this debt collection is successful or not, my third master will pay money to renovate your little shelter, and also put a mouth full of big gold teeth on you, so that you can speak straight and shine, this is done!" As the old man walked out of the temple without carrying the land, the third master shook his hand and gave the old man of the land to the road.
"This ...... It's a little old man, I can't ask for it, it's just ...... I still can't understand why you are the son of the Iceberg Goddess...... That doesn't seem to be the right number! As the third master shook his hand and threw him on the ground, the old man of the land was still very puzzled and scratched his head.
"Seriously, where does the debtor live?" The third master squinted at the land, and the old man asked.
"It's about a hundred miles from the town ahead." The old man of the land said.
"I'm so far away, then you go on the front foot, and we'll take the car over." The third master waved his hand and motioned for the land lord to go first.
"Third Master?" I shouted to the third master.
What the old man of this land said was that the third master's family committed a shocking case back then, which scared me.
"It's okay, I'm not that evil, third master, I'm just scaring him."
The third master looked at me and smiled, and pulled me aisle: "But what this old man said is also the truth, I'm afraid that the things of the year will be drowned with the long river of history, and it is really difficult to find." ”
"That'...... Daddy, has he been looking for his mother? When I heard this, I asked tentatively.
"Well, I guess so!" The third master agreed very vaguely.
Hearing that the third master agreed very vaguely, I bit my lip and didn't dare to ask very abruptly.
The third master is a fan, a fabulous fan.
Sometimes he is very fragile, so fragile that even an old dryad can beat him and defeat him.
Sometimes he is extremely magical, and even the land ghosts and fairies give him three points of thin noodles.
And it has survived for 7,000 years.
Originally, I thought that the alien demon spirit had existed in the world for thousands of years, and it was amazing, but the third master lived for 7,000 years.
When I think that I will marry a 7,000-year-old man, I don't know whether I should feel lucky, or sad, or I can't help but want to laugh!
"Liu'er, you're hungry, it's hard for you to sleep with me, I'm suffering!" As I shut up and didn't know what to think, the third master put his arm around my shoulders and walked forward quickly.
"Is it good to be frightened, Hu Sanshangzi, to be honest, sometimes I wonder, is it your third master who protects me, or is it my big top incense brother who is trying his best to protect you, giggle...... "When I heard it, I smiled happily.
"Hahaha...... My Liu'er will always be so cute, Liu'er, do you know what I like about you the most, that is, I have no heart and no lungs, cry and wipe my tears in a blink of an eye, and I can laugh out loud in a flash, and I don't have anything in my heart at all, okay, people with such a character are the best, and they won't be tired of mundane things! As I smiled happily, the third master smiled.
"I smiled when I saw you, that's because there is a third master by my side, anyway, I remember what you said, everything is with the third master, OK!" When I heard this, Fu smiled mischievously.
"Okay, everything has a third master, I will definitely create a very calm and peaceful living atmosphere for my Liu'er, and one day everything is over, let's go back to Dustpan Mountain, no, it's Po Luo Mountain, anywhere, as I like Liu'er, be a carefree fairy couple, I will take you to cultivate together, and you will never be separated!" The third master heard it.
"Okay, pull the hook!" As soon as I heard it, I shouted to pull the hook.
"I'm serious!" With this hook, I took a serious look at the third master.
There will never be separation, you Hu Sanshou is a fairy, you can live and never die, and I am a little white man, youth is fleeting, and I will become an old lady in just a few decades, at that time, will the suave third master still like me?
"Okay, seriously, hahahahaha!"
Looking at my serious eyes, the third master laughed and raised his head, and said with the chanting of the verses: "The clouds are clever, the flying stars convey the meaning, the silver and the Han are dark, the golden wind and jade dew meet each other, and they will win, there are countless people in the world, tenderness is like water, the best period is like a dream, endure the return of the Magpie Bridge, if the two love is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight...... No, no, in the morning twilight, I care a lot about the morning twilight! ”
With this tilting of the head is very meaningful, the third master said.
"It's the flying star to convey hatred, whether it's good or not, and the flying star to convey the meaning." As soon as I heard the correction, I corrected.
"That's it, my dear Liu'er, in the love story of the two of us, there is no hate!" As I said, the third master said very seriously.
"Poof!"
I smiled happily.
Just strode forward, and as the east brightened, the third master and I came to the side of the highway to stop the passing cars and came to the town.
I went to the town and found a breakfast restaurant to fill my stomach with heat, and went into a hotel to rest.
I was in a coma for a short day, and then I barely got up under the greeting of the third master.
"My little snooze cat, get up, get up and fill your belly and work!" The third master got up and dragged me.
"Well, third master, where are we going to find the old man of the land?" I struggled to open my eyes and yawned.
"Let's go, pack up and leave, he'll look for us." The third master replied and pulled me out.
So I left the hotel and came out onto the street, when the lights were on, and it was already night.
"I've been to see it, and the three are all at home, and it's not easy to tidy, not very tidy." And as the third master pulled me out, the old man of the land was dressed in rags, wearing a bullshit hat, and holding a stump rice bowl in his hand, and greeted him at the door.
"I'm sorry, you really think of yourself as Hanako, rake, there's a dog-beating stick, pick it up and hold it, it's more like!" The third master looked at it and said very speechlessly.
"Hey, I didn't tell you a joke, you don't know the situation of the family, it is the prosperity of the yin and the yang, the three sons of the family, all of them are afraid of their wives, this debt really has to be asked for by those three, what's the matter, the third master, will you help me beat them?" The old man of the land asked when he heard this.
"No, no, no, where will I go to beat a few women, and then I'll talk about it, let's study it again depending on the situation, I really don't believe that there are little white people who are not afraid of ghosts and gods!" The third master said that he pulled me into the small restaurant next to the road, and asked for a large table of very rich meals, and the old man of the land stared at the beads like buns, rolled up his arms and sleeves, and grabbed them.
The agitation of the big cheeks, the mouth is stuffed but it doesn't look like it's grinding, as if he hasn't eaten anything in eight lifetimes!
"It's enjoyable, it's enjoyable, it's just smelling and seeing in the past, this is a sacrifice to my old intestines and old stomach, it's enjoyable, it's really enjoyable!" With this cheek shake and no good food and drink, the old man of the land said with tears in his eyes.
"Well, don't you eat these on a regular basis?" When I heard this, I suddenly felt very strange and asked.
Thinking about a ghost fairy, what do you want, what do you want to eat, how to eat a meal and cry.
"Hey, the end of the road fairy does not take wealth, little girl, how do you know my suffering, I only accept the things that are enshrined, not to go to the world to eat fire, just smell, smell!"
As I felt strange and asked, the land god wiped a handful of oily mouths and said: "This is the third master who invited me, it is the god to the immortal, I am blessed again, blessed to be dissipated!" ”
"Huh?" I'll take a look at the third master.
"Have you finished eating, finish eating and leave!" The third master got up and shouted away.
So he went out and went straight to the courtyard of the house, the square and tall walls, the big iron gate was closed, and the lights were on in the yard, and the three brothers of the family actually lived in a courtyard.
"Hey, the east is the boss, the south is the second family, and the west wing is the third husband and wife, Hu Sanye, where do we start to rectify?" With this jumping along the fence into the courtyard, the old man of the land said.
"Where else to start and call them all to me, I want to see what kind of monsters they are!" When the third master heard this, he said.
"Ah...... O'O'O'o, good! ”
When the old man of the land heard this, he then shook the bullshit hat on his head like a man with a waist, fell to the ground with the broken rice bowl in his hand, raised his head and waisted and shouted: "Well, I am the god of the land below, and I have come to collect debts again, the fathers and sons who have come to the house have come out for me, and I will quickly prepare the money and repay my father's wishes!" ”
"Bang Bang ......"
And as the old man of the land shouted angrily, accompanied by a few bangs and kicks on the door, the doors of each house opened very abruptly......