Chapter 126: Debt Collection Beaten
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa......"
With the banging of the doors of those rooms, there were pots of fishy old dung soup spilled out of different doors, and the third master didn't pull me up with a bad sound, and jumped out of the courtyard wall.
"Wow yes...... I'm ...... Hu Sanye, you are running fast! ”
And the old man of the land who moved a little slower was not so lucky, he ran out with a face of and pee soup.
"You shameless old man, you dare to come to our family, haven't you been beaten enough!"
"That's it, the god wants to eat Hanako, I care about your ghosts and gods in the sky and on the earth, you show us again, I tell you, our family is not afraid of this, even if the ghost of the soul hooking hell is coming, he has to lie down for me!"
As the old man of the land ran out with his face full of feces and urine soup, the iron door was wide open, and three women jumped high and held fire forks and two-toothed rakes in their hands, shouting and scolding and chasing them out of the courtyard.
"Liu'er, why don't you teach them a lesson?" The third master stepped back and asked me.
I shook my head.
I'm too lazy to stretch out my hand and fight with a couple of shrews, I'm not that idle.
Besides, these things are too disgusting, and everything can be used as a weapon, which is not very tidy.
"That'...... Let's withdraw first! Looking at me and shaking his head, the third master shouted to withdraw first.
"Dizzy dizzy dizzy...... I said Hu Sanye, I thought you could have a good way, this is not the same, you also saw it, the gods and ghosts are not afraid, what do you want me to do? "As the man ran out, the old man of the land said.
"Okay, let me think about it, what kind of magic power did you show to scare these girls?" With how far this man ran away, seeing that the women did not catch up, the third master stopped and asked.
"It's just a red light to scare them, otherwise you can't let me pretend to be a ghost, right?" When the land god heard this, he said.
"Red Light...... If you are seriously ill, you have to take drastic medicine, you are red and glowing, pretend to be a ghost, pretend to be a ghost, go, find a place to wash your stench first, and then pretend to be a ghost to scare them, you can rest assured that I am here, and it is mine to be scared to death! The third master said when he heard it.
"Well, then you have to promise not to die, or I'll be guilty of a great crime!" When the land lord heard that the rotating figure was gone, he looked for a place to clean the, urine and soup.
"Liu'er, discuss something with you, if we can't help the old man of the land collect debts this time, then hundreds of thousands of ......" As the land lord turned around and disappeared, the third master discussed with me in a low voice.
"No, you don't have that money idea, I still keep buying a house, such a big family, seeing that the immortals in Tangkou are gathering more and more, you can't let them even have a place to live, right?" As soon as I heard it, I understood that the third master wanted to keep me to buy a house and give it to the land lord to repair the temple.
"Hmph, dig the pit yourself, fill it up with your own ideas, this will never work!" Then I snorted again.
"No, no, no, no, Liu'er, the matter of the house has already been settled, just that Zhou's old house, three floors up and down, isn't it enough for everyone to live."
As soon as the third master heard it, he said: "Don't worry, we will move over when we get home, that is what we have in our pocket, I have already calculated, I don't need to spend a penny, because there is no one in the Zhou family anymore!" ”
"What, the third master is talking about Zhou Hao...... Already dead? When I heard this, I exclaimed.
"Hahaha...... He was already a short-lived ghost, and he fell into the hands of the evil path of Nanshan, where is there still a way to live, he should have died! ”
When the third master heard this, he laughed and said: "My stupid Liu'er, even if he doesn't die, he won't dare to go back to live in that unfortunate haunted house, that house can only be supported by us, whoever lives will die!" ”
"Hmph, that's not going to work, it's not going to be done, it's not going to be done, you have to find a way to go yourself!" As soon as I heard this, Fu shouted.
I feel distressed, you said that you finally got some money, but it's good, the third master said a word, and Xu went out.
It's as easy as spitting, it's hundreds of thousands, a huge fortune!
"Poof!"
"Hahaha!"
Looking at my miser, the third master covered his face and mouth, and finally couldn't help laughing.
I looked at him and said nothing, anyway, I clutched my pockets, and no one could take them.
"Liu'er, look at it, let's not talk about how pitiful this land is mixed up like this, then the third master I have something to ask him, don't worry, these are small money that is not eye-catching, the third master, I promise you, after we rescue Xiao Anzi, how much do you want, just ask, the third master will keep it and let you count the money until you are tired!" As he leaned forward and back, he couldn't laugh, and the third master stopped laughing again and discussed with me.
"Oh, I forgot about it, okay, you can just use it, and the money is under my bed!" I said as soon as I heard it.
Forget about this stubble, forget that the third master asked for land to help inquire about his mother's affairs.
"Hahaha, Liu'er, my Liu'er is so cute and very understanding, thank you, Liu'er!" The third master hugged me in his arms and kissed me lightly on the forehead.
"Let's go, look at my outfit, is it enough to scare them?"
And as I and the third master quietly embraced each other, the old man of the land turned pale and came over with a big red tongue.
"I'm crazy, let's go!"
The third master took a look, and his nose shouted that he was crazy enough, so he ran back and forth to his home.
"In this way, this time we have changed the routine, one by one into the house to scare, I will enter the house with you, and then match it with something more terrifying, completely scare them!" As he came to the courtyard, the third master said.
"Good idea, go up to the door, pinch her lamp, and then scare them, I said Hu Sanye, you have to ensure that you don't die, otherwise I'm the god of the land, but I'm sitting at the end!" As the third master said, the old man of the land said.
"Don't worry, let's go!"
The third master looked at him and was relieved, so he stretched out his fingers and smashed several doors.
Immediately, with a wave of his hand, a loud wind burst out, accompanied by the crackling of the window fans, and the lights in the house went out.
"Liu'er, wait for us here!" Immediately, the third master commanded, and he and the old man of the land turned their bodies and went to the house incognito.
"Ah......hh Mother, a god leg, I really made a miracle with me, come on, come on, what kind of ghost and god skills do you have to use it, pretend to be a ghost and scare people, I let you play a ghost to scare the old lady, today I will break your backbone for you, see if you dare to scare people! ”
And as the third master and the land lord went into, the house was very chaotic and scolded, and then there was a very miserable voice from the land lord.
"The special mother is called Huazi, return the land god, what can you do with the city god, this believer in God has a god, don't believe in God has a piece of land, collect debts from us, we owe you, who owes you to whom, have the ability to open the coffin and pick up the corpse, and put the old dead around......"
"Bang bang...... Boom Boom Boom ......"
And with this messy scolding, the people in the other two rooms also began to slam the door very badly.
"Dizzy!" I screamed and fainted, feeling so speechless and chaotic.
What this person said is right, the old millet is rotten and the chaff is old and the debts are old, and everyone is dead, where can I ask for it.
"Oh my mom, let's go, hurry up and run for my life, I don't want this debt, I don't want it, I don't want it!"
It was also when I was speechless, when the yard was in a mess, the old man of the land covered his back with his hands, and came out almost naked.
It's a whoosh and a rush, shouting that this debt is gone.
"Let's go, Liu'er!" The third master also suddenly appeared and grabbed my wrist, jumped out of the courtyard wall with a sigh of anger, and ran out of the town.
"Serve, I also obeyed, I said the land lord, you really want it, no matter how much you want it, your life is in danger, what kind of person is this, it is more fierce than the ghost of the underworld, your temple golden body, I will repair it for you, wait, wait for me to go back, I will send someone to give you Zhang Luo this matter, go back, don't pass it, there is no nonsense to say!" With this hurried pull, I ran out of the town, and the third master sat on the ground and said.
"Okay, Xiao Lao'er has thanked the third master here, he is not neatly dressed and indecent, so I will leave directly!" The land lord responded from afar, and he ran away with his calves upside down.
"No one was killed, poor Ao!" Looking at the back of the land lord trot, the third master was pitiful, and suddenly covered his stomach and laughed all over the ground.
"Hahaha...... Hahahahaha...... This can open my eyes, laugh at me, can contract me for thousands of years to laugh, rare, rare, to say that this land is really unlucky, this woman, is simply wonderful, thousands of years have not met wonderful! ”
With this fluttering smile, the third master said intermittently: "Liu'er, guess what, hahaha...... As soon as we entered, the woman was waiting for us behind the door with a feather duster in her hand! ”
Then he took off the land lord's pants and pressed the ground for a fat smoking, I guess...... Hahaha, I guess the old man's buttocks are swollen like a drum, and it doesn't bloom well, and it ...... bloom."