Chapter 142: Role Playing

Zhang Shan, who was munching on an apple on the side, had been enjoying the passionate performance of several drama spirits, and Selena, who played the role of Hu Ji's concubine, slowly moved to Zhang Shan's side, watched Zhang Shan nibble on the apple casually, and reminded: "Your daughter and your apprentice are about to be bullied to death by Yang Guo and Zhou Botong." You still don't make a move? ”

Zhang Shan continued to gnaw on the apple and said, "But I won't, God knows what kind of kung fu Huang Laoxie will do, can he beat Zhou Botong and Yang Guo together?" ”

Selena was a little anxious and said, "You are a man, how can you watch girls being bullied and be indifferent?" ”

Zhang Shan finally stopped gnawing on the apple, looked at Selena and said: "This thing started because of you, and the bell must be tied to the bell, I think you should kill yourself." ”

Selena didn't want to be eliminated immediately when she went in, and reminded: "Huang Laoxie is very good at playing the flute, although Yang Guo and Zhou Botong are very strong, but they are both addicted to love, as long as you play that flute and make a magic sound to mess up their hearts, you can defeat them." ”

Zhang Shan finally finished eating the apple and said regretfully: "But why don't I go back to playing the flute?" ”

Selena was so anxious that she said, "Can you do it, the program team will play music for you." ”

Zhang Shan understood: "It's just a fake voice." Which end are you standing on, Yang Guo and Zhou Botong are your saviors, and now you are actually helping Huang Rong and Mei Chaofeng deal with your saviors? "You're insane, Zhang Shan said full of suspicion.

Selena also understood: "It seems to be yo, just watching girls being bullied, I have forgotten my position a little." Then let them continue the melee. “

So Zhang Shan and Selena began to eat shredded chicken again, watching the excitement as bystanders, and after Le Xuan's sister-in-law Da Lin Ge Shi was exhausted, they all asked regardless of their image: "If you don't join us yet, stop us, we can't hold it anymore." ”

Zhang Shan, who has a relatively high force value, listened to the beauty's plea for help, and slowly put the apple core into the trash can in the distance, and suddenly falsetto blow a song "lingering compassion", Brother Da Lin and Brother Shi, Le Xuan Selena, who already knows love, couldn't help but cover their ears, not to accept the destruction of Huang Laoxi's magic voice, begging to be let go.

Therefore, this time the role-playing ended with Huang Laoxie played by Zhang Shan, and after the role-playing of several people ended, after fulfilling everyone's dream of Huashan on swords, everyone turned around gorgeously again and changed back to modern costumes.

Xia Yu stood aside and watched the camera of the variety show on TV and said: "There must be a script, you see that the clothes of these characters must be prepared in advance, at least for a long time, and these makeup artists and hairstylists must be prepared one after another." ”

Zhang Shan nodded: "Well, variety shows actually have a script for a long time, but this script is not rigid, so it loses its interest." Our script is that you can choose the classic characters in the two TV series, but which image to choose and how the role unfolds depends on the individual's on-the-spot performance, which is the uncertainty of variety shows, and it is also the most interesting and distinctive part of variety shows. ”

Finally, the last link of today, which is also the core of this variety show, is that every guest scores this scenic spot, and then summarizes this scenic spot in one word.

First of all, Brother Da Lin, who has the highest seniority, said directly with his thumb: "Huashan has been a five-star since ancient times, if I want to describe it in one word, it is majestic." ”

Next is the black sister-in-law: "I think Huashan must also be a five-star, there is no negotiable, all eyes are full of granite, this is how I feel." ”

Selena said, "Five stars, of course. When we were looking down at the Changkong Plank Road, we felt that the sky was dangerous, that our hearts were about to fly out, that we had been walking in the clouds, that Huashan gave me the feeling, as a native of the Northeast, I think the steepness is the biggest feature of Huashan. ”

Le Xuan's left hand said to the camera: "Five stars, the five peaks of Huashan are actually like the shape of a person's right hand, from the west peak to the south peak, the east peak, the middle peak and the north peak, also like a blooming flower, I think the biggest impression of Huashan to me is the beauty of flowers." ”

Brother Shi smiled and said: "It must be a five-star yes, I think the biggest feature of Huashan is mystery, you see the agarwood splitting the mountain to save the mother, as well as Huashan on the sword, Huashan faction, etc., are all the mysterious coat of Huashan, the more mysterious the more desirable." ”

The big names have finished speaking, and it is the turn of Zhang Shan, who dislikes performance the most, when the others speak, Zhang Shan listens carefully, which shows a person's good recuperation. Zhang Shan finally expressed his opinion: "I think it's also a five-star, Huashan gives me the feeling that I am a little lonely, if my wife is here, it will be fine." ”

The others heard Zhang Shan say this, and Brother Da Lin asked curiously, "Why is this happening?" ”

Zhang Shan said honestly: "After my wife and I got married, we both like to go out to play, this is the first time in my life when I go out to play, without my wife to accompany me, without my family to accompany me, I feel a little lonely." ”

Xia Yu saw Zhang Shan mention himself and his family on TV, and Xia Yu was very satisfied.

Brother Da Lin climbed on Zhang Shan's shoulder and said, "Your kid is quite family-oriented, don't worry, we are all your buddies." Are you a daughter and an apprentice? Let's go, our feet are almost unable to move now, let's soak our feet and eat mutton and steamed buns. ”

Then the camera changed to a few people's comfortable foot soaking, and then going to eat the most famous mutton steamed buns, etc., of course, this is also advertising. The first episode of the variety show is over.

Li Man and his wife watched the variety show too late, so they slept in the guest bedroom, and Zhang Shan and Xia Yu slept in their bedroom. Xia Yu's living habits are very good, he sleeps on the pillow, and he never knows what insomnia tastes like?

The moonlight poured in from the window, Zhang Shan looked at Xia Yu's sleeping face, and Zhang Shan remembered the situation of the program team at night in the hotel after the end of Huashan's sword debate.

At that time, Zhang Shan was already very tired, so he went back to his room and slept with a pillow, which had made himself ranked first in the walking software after walking the five peaks, which was an achievement that he had never achieved before, feeling that his legs were numb and sour, Zhang Shan directly lay on the bed with clothes and slept.

The next day, everyone rested in the hotel, and after a day of rest, they were ready to go to Shunan Zhuhai to shoot, Zhang Shan had a good night's rest, and felt that his mental state was good, so he was ready to go out for a walk to see if there were any Sichuan restaurants nearby? Zhang Shan really can't get used to the taste of mutton steamed buns.

Just when Zhang Shan was about to go out, Brother Da Lin suddenly saw Zhang Shan in the corridor, and immediately walked up enthusiastically, hugged Zhang Shan's shoulders, and said, "Brother, let's rest today, are you free, let's go to Huaqing Pool to soak in the hot springs?" ”

Zhang Shan thought about Brother Da Lin's proposal, thought it was good, and agreed to go, after Zhang Shan came to the location, he found that the director and the stone brother were also soaking in the hot spring, it turned out that the male members of the crew were soaking in the hot spring together, and there were some Internet celebrity beauties accompanying them, and they were all mixed pools.

Zhang Shan looked at the director in surprise and hugged the two artificial beauties with plastic surgery left and right, the two accompanied the director with great enthusiasm and obedience, watching the massage technician in the back massaging the director, and the director also hugged the two beauties left and right, Zhang Shan remembered the dirty things he occasionally heard about in the entertainment industry, which is really visible. Zhang Shan found a small pool to soak in the hot springs honestly, but he didn't see anything to do.

Zhang Shan is thinking that in the entertainment industry, Brother Hei and Sister-in-law Hei are said to have a really good relationship, so it is impossible for Sister Hei to participate in this kind of thing of male and female bathing. The reason why Selena and Le Xuan didn't come is that generally the more popular female stars have financiers behind them, or have the qualifications to refuse, it is estimated that the backstage strength behind these female stars or their own coffee positions are relatively tough, and it is estimated that a small director like a variety show director still can't get into the eyes of female stars.

If it's a big-budget movie, it's definitely a different story.

Zhang Shan thought about these big directors and little directors in the entertainment industry, will they have kidney loss if they hug each other every day, and they will get uremia or something after the kidney? Zhang Shan is even more suspicious that this hot spring pool is very clean, after all, now in the public hot springs, the cleanliness and hygiene are very suspicious, one of his buddies is soaked in the Dead Sea, and has a systemic skin disease, Zhang Shan regrets that he should not come out. If it causes some bad disease, you will be in trouble.

Zhang Shan was thinking about what he meant, so he simply made an excuse to leave, at this time, Brother Da Lin actually jumped into the small pool where Zhang Shan was, holding Zhang Shan's shoulders, and Brother Da Lin, who was five big and three thick, let Zhang Shan instinctively escape. Brother Da Lin looked at Zhang Shan's reaction, smiled happily, and said: "I'm not a weird person, I just care about my brother, you are alone in the hot springs, a little lonely, I'll come over to talk to you." Look at your reaction, it's really a girl's reaction. ”

Zhang Shan said with a cold face: "Thank you, Brother Lin, it's just that you can talk when you speak, why are you so close, it's easy to cause misunderstanding." ”

Hearing Zhang Shan say this, Brother Lin of the rough man said: "Okay, I'll stay away from you, but brother, your appearance and height are better looking and more flavorful than women from a distance, you are not only a pity in the entertainment industry." ”

Zhang Shan listened to Brother Da Lin say this, his cold face directly turned into a black face, Brother Da Lin also knew the value behind Zhang Shan, and he was definitely better than people like them. Brother Da Lin said with a smile: "However, if you have such a brain, you don't have to mix in the entertainment industry, after all, men eat with their faces, which is somewhat unreliable."

I think I was also a little fresh meat that was more handsome than Brother Shi, and I was definitely the top in the current entertainment industry, but unfortunately I am older, and the years are a pig-killing knife, so I had to transform into a comedy star. ”

Zhang Shan understood the apology and compliment in Brother Lin's words, and Zhang Shan said knowingly: "This comedy star is not something that anyone can be, if Brother Lin is not talented, he will not become the face of your society." ”

Zhang Shan was in this crew and was able to talk to Brother Da Lin, thinking that there were still more than 20 days to go, Zhang Shan was reluctant to have nothing to say to Brother Da Lin. At this time, the director was already supported by the two beauties and slowly left the hot spring pool and went to the lounge rest area. Only the stone brother rested in a bored squint.

Zhang Shan's words made Brother Da Lin very useful, and it happened that Brother Da Lin also had a good impression of Zhang Shan, Brother Da Lin asked: "Since Brother Zhang is so lonely, let's find a few, how about it?" ”

Before Zhang Shan could react, Brother Da Lin had already waved his hand to let all the remaining beauties selected by the director in the pool next door swim over.

Zhang Shan looked at these beauties and wondered, why didn't Brother Shi pay attention to these beauties, and after all these beauties swam over, Zhang Shan excused: "I'm going to the bathroom." "Straight away.