Brother Da Lin listened to Zhang Shan's words, smiled and shook his head: "That's okay, you can go." "Isn't it good to solve it directly in the pool? Oh no, I'm in it too, it's not clean, it's still thoughtful brother you think.

Zhang Shan went to the sauna to steam for a while, and when he felt that every pore in his body was dilating, Zhang Shan returned to the pool, and met Brother Shi on the way, Brother Shi is still in college, and he is already a little red, Zhang Shan is very curious, why does Brother Shi have no feelings for these beauties?

Looking at Zhang Shan's suspicious eyes, Brother Shi was depressed and said, "Don't look at it, I'm not gay, it's just that I don't want those indiscriminate women to take advantage of me." ”

Zhang Shan nodded, yes, Brother Shi is as beautiful as a flower, and women are originally lustful, Brother Shi's body is estimated to be unbearable. The clear Zhang Shan began to walk in, and the scene in front of him had already made Zhang Shan afraid that he would have corns.

This big Lin brother is used to enjoying it, and he actually let these beauties surround him like a wall of flesh, enjoying the all-round services of the beauties on land, sea and air. Zhang Shan didn't choose to go in, and Brother Shi also gave Brother Da Lin a quiet environment. Zhang Shan took a shower and dressed directly and left.

On the way back, Zhang Shan remembered Brother Da Lin's image of a good man in the entertainment industry, he loves his wife and children, likes to do housework, has a humorous personality and a good temper, and also takes the children to participate in parent-child variety shows. I didn't expect that in the invisible corner, it was so bold. He is not afraid that one day his image will collapse?

Zhang Shan shook his head and returned to the hotel where he was shrunk, Brother Shi did not come out, it is estimated that he has his own arrangements.

Zhang Shan returned to the hotel and was in the corridor, when he suddenly looked at Selena in a nightdress, Zhang Shan was surprised to see her like this. Selena has the delicate face and bumpy figure of a mixed-race woman, looking at Selena wearing a nightdress, Zhang Shan feels indecent and disrespectful.

Just when Zhang Shan was about to pass by without seeing anything, Selena suddenly broke her foot and fell directly on the carpet, hugged Zhang Shan's thighs delicately, and said: "Brother Zhang Shan, I have a stomachache, you can help me." ”

Zhang Shan was depressed about Selena's active and unrestrained small paragraphs, Zhang Shan didn't look down to look, took out his mobile phone and dialed 110, saying, "Hey, 110?" We have a beautiful woman here with a sore stomach. You..."

Before Zhang Shan finished speaking, Selena stood up directly like a miracle, snatched Zhang Shan's mobile phone and hung up the phone, saying: "Brother Zhang Shan, I suddenly feel that my stomach is much better, you don't need to call 110, I'll just go back to my room and have a good rest." ”

Zhang Shan nodded: "Okay, then you can go back to the room and stay." ”

Zhang Shan directly took out the room card, entered and closed the door. Selena stepped on the carpet and cursed in a low voice, "False serious." ”

At this time, Le Xuan, who was wearing a nightgown and showing slender long legs, looked at Selena with a mocking expression: "Your posture is not as good-looking as other people's Brother Zhang Shan, so don't be ashamed." ”

Selena was a little angry on her face, and said angrily: "You are so beautiful, you are on." ”

Le Xuan clasped her hands and said, "Don't worry, how can I live up to your expectations?" With that, the door closed. Selena also returned to the room angrily, and Zhang Shan, who was posted at the door, sighed that women in the entertainment industry are fiercer than tigers.

After a day of rest, the program team began to go to Shunan Bamboo Sea, fortunately, Shunan Bamboo Sea is too wide, and there are sightseeing cars in it, so you don't need to be too tired. Zhang Shan and a group of people stood in the cliff inn, eating ice shrimp and looking at the scenery of the Grand Canyon, looking at the green bamboo sea, and the reclining Buddha, Zhang Shan sighed: "How can this have a feeling of a hanging temple?" ”

Brother Da Lin said with a smile on the side: "This is at most an unformed and semi-built scenic spot, to be honest, I am very disappointed to come here, and I feel a little unworthy of the name." ”

Selena was on the side, looking into the distance and said: "But the bamboo forests in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" and "Ambush on All Sides" are very beautiful, I thought that the Shunan Bamboo Sea was a large bamboo forest on the flat land, but I didn't expect that this place was actually a bamboo sea mountain, it is really better to meet than civilized." ”

Brother Da Lin nodded: "This place has a maximum score of four points, but the whole bamboo banquet here is good, and the bamboo shoots here are still quite fresh." ”

Zhang Shan suddenly asked, "Don't you think the food here is very expensive?" It's simply a one-time business, and the pit is one by one. What kind of bamboo shoot soup, just a slice of sauerkraut and a few pieces of bamboo shoots, is eighty-eight yuan.

And what kind of bamboo shoot eggs, although they look interesting, but one hundred and eighty-eight plates, it's just too pit. There are also bamboo bird's nest scrambled eggs, which are nearly a hundred yuan, sour and sour, I think it must be lichen or something.

The scenery here is all full of bamboo, what Sanssouci Valley is also a small ditch, what waterfall is simply not able to take it, and the Moxi is not to be seen.

The scenery of this scenic spot is average, but the fame is too big, and the scope is too wide, the infrastructure is not complete, and the meals inside have pits, so I only play three stars. ”

Brother Shi looked at Zhang Shan so mean and slammed, Brother Shi said in disbelief: "You are a big boss, how can you care about these small prices, the prices here are still acceptable." ”

Brother Da Lin and Zhang Shan looked at each other, knowing that this stone brother didn't know the price and the hardships of life, Brother Da Lin had no choice but to say: "In our hometown, you can eat five dishes and one soup for a hundred yuan, there are indeed some holes here, you should rectify it well, Brother Shi, your living conditions are relatively good, I don't know that some elderly people in rural and remote areas are estimated to consume less than 100 yuan a year." ”

Hearing Brother Da Lin say this, Shi was very puzzled, in addition to eating bowls of noodles, he didn't know that he actually spent so much that he couldn't use it up in a year.

The program team watched a few people smash the scene like this, and felt a little sorry for the advertising fees of other people's scenic spots, so they had to signal the elite Le Xuan to change the direction of public opinion. After receiving the secret task handed to him by the director, Le Xuan said disapprovingly: "We haven't arrived at the main scenic spot yet, what about the really fun place, the filming location of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" is in the sea, I still want to go and see it, how about we have another role-play?" ”

Le Xuan's words diverted the attention of others, so they had to continue to take the sightseeing bus to the sea view area, but after coming, everyone was still very disappointed, mainly thinking that the sea in the sea was a little small.

The black sister-in-law was interested in the raft in the sea when she saw it, and she wanted to go on the raft and experience it.

Six guests sat on two bamboo rafts and played in the sea. Everyone is pointing to the bamboo forest and bamboo tops, which is the place where Zhang Ziyi and Chow Yunfa flew off Yawei's fairy spirit, and the black sister-in-law sat on the bamboo raft and said: "There is a feeling that people are swimming in the painting, and I found that the scenery of the bamboo sea in Shunan needs to be experienced with heart, and I think this scenic spot can at least play four and a half stars." ”

Selena asked, "Sister-in-law, if you were asked to play the role in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon", would you choose the blue-eyed fox, right?" ”

The black sister-in-law looked at Selena with amazement in her eyes: "How do you know?" ”

Selena said cleverly: "Because you don't follow the usual path and like to challenge exciting roles, what about you?" ”

Selena said: "I'll play Yu Xiulian, Xuanxuan must be Yu Jiaolong, so who will play Li Mubai?" To be honest, Brother Da Lin is too fat, and Brother Shi is too young. ”

Sister-in-law Hei understood, looking at Zhang Shan who was holding a bamboo raft in the distance, Sister-in-law Hei had already seen that Selena, a little girl, might be against Zhang Shanchun? The love is budding. After all, a man who is rich, handsome, and capable, and who doesn't mess around is already on the verge of extinction in the entertainment industry.

Selena, a little girl who has just entered the entertainment industry, must want to take the shortcut of her predecessors and marry into a wealthy family once and for all. Sister-in-law Hei and Brother Hei are both figures in the entertainment industry, and they despise Selena's behavior of coveting a married woman, and they also despise her ability to rely on men.

The black sister-in-law smiled dryly and said, "You also have to ask others if they are willing?" ”

After a few people swam to the sea in the sea and came to the bamboo arch bridge, a few people stood high and looked far away, looking down on the bamboo sea from a high place, and finally appreciated the beauty of the classical charm of the bamboo sea in Shunan.

Once again, it was the turn of the role-playing session, and several men began to choose the role, and Dalin took the lead to make a widened version of Li Mubai. really ruined the elegant and chivalrous Li Mubai in everyone's hearts, and he couldn't look directly at the rhythm of ruining the classics.

There are few characters in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon", Brother Shi had to choose the role of Luo Xiaohu, and Le Xuan are a couple, Brother Shi is actually very rare for a top beauty like Le Xuan, happily surrounding Le Xuan, the enchanting Selena has no chivalrous heroism at all, and the widened version of Li Mubai has become a wonderful pair.

After everyone chose the role, everyone looked at Zhang Shan and asked, "What do you choose?" ”

Zhang Shan said a little depressedly: "The protagonists have been chosen by you, so I will choose a character who plays soy sauce, Lord Jade." ”

Sister-in-law Hei reacted immediately: "You are not righteous at all, every time you take advantage of me and Xuanxuan, do you have to be a cheap father all the time?" ”

Zhang Shan had no choice but to explain with a smile: "This is all a misunderstanding and misunderstanding. ”

Unexpectedly, Selena suddenly said in a weird manner: "My daughters are all my father's little lovers in my previous life, you can renew your fate now." ”

Zhang Shan looked at Selena with bored eyes, thinking that it was no wonder that this little girl was still outside the third line, and this IQ and EQ needed to be reformed.

Unexpectedly, Le Xuan was looking forward to Zhang Shan's arm and said in the play: "Grandma, you have to protect and care about your daughter at all." ”

Then the little head rested on Zhang Shan's shoulder, and Zhang Shan felt that he was about to be split by Xia Yu's thunder fire.

When everyone else watched the performance of the two, in the corner that they didn't see, Le Xuan made a pure and lustful appearance, ordinary men looked at such a delicate beauty with innocent big eyes, they should have surrendered early, Zhang Shan actually broke free of Le Xuan directly, pushed Le Xuan on the bamboo raft and said: "You unfilial daughter, look at the good things you have done, you go, I will be without you as a daughter."

Le Xuan didn't expect Zhang Shan to come to this show, and she, a big beauty, openly showed favor to him in front of so many people, but she didn't expect Zhang Shan to be so incomprehensible.

After Zhang Shan refused, the black sister-in-law smiled and said, "Brother Zhang, you are too incomprehensible." ”

Zhang Shan didn't know that he was already in a cold sweat, as long as he thought that Xia Yu might see it, Zhang Shan could imagine the situation when Xia Yu demolished the house. Zhang Shan was scared and began to wipe his sweat. After a while, I must find the program team and ask them to cut this paragraph.

Then a group of people continued to play awkwardly, and the Shunan Bamboo Sea chapter ended like this.