Zhang Shan understood that Xia Yu was complaining that he was not good enough for her, so Zhang Shan had no choice but to say: "Then tell me, where am I sorry for you?" ”

Speaking of Xia Yu, he was very angry: "You forgot what day Monday was last week?" ”

Zhang Shan was at a loss: "What day?" ”

Xia Yu was about to stomp his feet angrily and said, "You haven't found out yet, I've been angry with you this week, haven't you found out the reason why I'm angry?" ”

Zhang Shan was embarrassed in his heart, have you been angry all week? Why didn't I find out what day it was last week? Zhang Shan opened his phone curiously and looked at it, and his heart was instantly empty, it turned out that last week was Xia Yu's birthday.

Xia Yu was awkward for a week, and finally grabbed Zhang Shan's handle, and tears were about to fall: "Woo, Zhang Shan, you bastard, bastard." I remember the birthdays of your parents, your sister, your niece, yourself, and everyone in your family, and I have sent red envelopes to bless you. But it's been a week since my mother's birthday, and if I hadn't told you, you wouldn't have found out. Zhang Shan, let me tell you, from now on, even if anyone in your family celebrates their birthday, even if they know it, I will treat it as if they don't know. ”

Seeing that Xia Yu was sad and sad, and became more and more unforgiving, Zhang Shan hurriedly apologized: "Wife, I was wrong, you see that the blessing of 1314 has come, although it is late, it is also my heart." ”

Xia Yu was still very angry: "You want to send me away like this?" ”

Zhang Shan said flatteringly: "Say, what do you want to eat?" Tonight we're going to eat. ”

Xia Yucai reluctantly accepted and said, "Okay, forgive you for the time being, I want to eat hot and sour noodles and iced white fungus soup at night." ”

Zhang Shan was surprised by Xia Yu's hobby, but agreed. After appeasing Xia Yu, Zhang Shan said indifferently: "Don't talk about your birthday, I sometimes forget my birthday, I often forget the birthdays of my parents, sisters and nieces, if it weren't for your good memory, I would be busy forgetting many times." ”

Looking at Xia Yu's cold eyes, Zhang Shan said doggedly: "Don't worry, I will never forget your birthday next year." ”

Zhang Shan realized that it was no wonder that Xia Yu's yin and yang were so strange today, it turned out to be her birthday.

This woman is really incomprehensible, a woman's heart is a needle. I thought that Xia Yu was thinking about something to catch the wind and interrogate himself, but it turned out to be like this. Zhang Shan rubbed the cold sweat on his forehead, and suddenly heard Xia Yu say, "What kind of girl do you like?" ”

Zhang Shan reminisced about it for a long time in his heart, and said cautiously: "At that time, I must have liked girls with good grades." ”

Zhang Shan thought that he should be safer when he said this, just when Zhang Shan was nervously observing Xia Yu, Xia Yu really smiled happily, and then said narcissistically: "My grades have always been relatively good, and my appearance does not affect the city's appearance." It's barely to your liking, it's your dish. ”

It turns out that this is the ultimate goal, Zhang Shan finally exhaled, this meal is simply too thrilling, and the people who eat it are really frightened. Zhang Shan monologue in his heart: What is this woman's brain circuit? It's too hard to serve, it's too hard to deal with. It's a pity that Zhang Shan never knew that there was a book that said "Women are from Venus, and men are from Mars".

Seeing that Xia Yu finally survived most of the summer vacation, Xia Yu looked at the mess in all the rooms, Xia Yu desperately wanted to start school and go to work.

At noon, when Xia Yu was still busy stir-frying in the kitchen, Zhang Shan came back, and Zhang Shan, who was possessed by a dog's nose, sniffed the kitchen all the way and wondered: "When I returned home, I found that there was a smell, which seemed to come from the kitchen, but it was not the smell of dead mice, what is it?" ”

Xia Yu was stir-frying the meat back to the pot, covering his entire face with the lid of the pot to prevent the oil from splashing on the skin on his face, and said to Zhang Shan: "Don't come in, fry the meat back in the pot, maybe splash the oil, go farther." ”

When Xia Yu was about to eat with a plate of garlic-scented back pot meat, Zhang Shan opened the kitchen cabinet, and sure enough, the bottom of the sink had been flooded, emitting a strong stench.

Zhang Shan reproached Xia Yu: "Didn't you find that the pipe under the sink is rotten and dripping?" ”

Xia Yu directly closed the sliding door of the kitchen and said, "I am into the octopus, and it smells bad." ”

The corners of Zhang Shan's mouth twitched, and Zhang Shanzhen didn't know how to refute Xia Yu's answer so gently, so he had to hold the bowl and say, "I'll take a look tomorrow and repair it when I have time." ”

Xia Yu nodded: "Then you have to come back early tomorrow afternoon, not only to see the leaking pipe under the sink, but also the light tube in the bedroom where your parents lived before has been broken, and now they are replaced by a table lamp."

And the lid of the range hood can't be closed, and I use a rag to temporarily inlay it. There is no way to light the fire on the right side of the gas stove, and now there is only one stove to cook, and the fire is very small every time it is fried, and the meat is fried so soft that it is very difficult, and Xiaoyuan doesn't like to eat.

In addition, the ventilation fan in the bathroom of the master bedroom has been broken for many years, and we are all about to use it. Now that the lotus pod is also broken, you can repair it together when you have time. The furniture and electrical appliances at home are aging very badly, and there are specialized workers in this industry, I can't get these things, you can fix them. ”

Zhang Shan's head was a little big when he heard this, why are there so many tattered people in this house, and he asked unhappily: "Why are you so rude, why are all these good things in your hands." ”

Xia Yu was very impressed by his cooking skills, and was fighting between heaven and man in his heart, whether to eat five pieces of hot pot meat or six pieces of back pot meat? Listening to Zhang Shan's habit of blaming himself for his mistakes, Xia Yu was not to be outdone: "It's my fault, your house has been renovated for nine years now, and we have been married for more than seven years." Is it going to be all these things that are damaged and will be hung on my head?

How do I think the damage to these appliances is actually a reminder that our marriage is also in tatters, full of cracks that are difficult to heal.

In this case, I think that instead of repairing furniture and electrical appliances, it is better to change my husband and house? ”

Listening to the anger in Xia Yu's words, Zhang Shan chose to shut up very well and said, "I'll fix the lights and water pipes tomorrow." But you really can't hear any opinions. In the future, you should be careful and careful, okay? ”

Xia Yu didn't think that the responsibility for the disrepair of these furniture lay with him, and complained: "When you bought these furniture, you were shy in your pocket, and you were already greedy for cheap tatters, and it was normal for it to be damaged after eight or nine years, and you can blame me."

I am reminded of a previous story from the Anti-Japanese War. ”

Zhang Shan didn't know how Xia Yu ran to the story of the Anti-Japanese War, a woman's thinking was really elusive, and asked curiously: "What story?" ”

Xia Yu replied: "This is about the War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression, when many outsiders moved to the southwest to escape the war. A particularly arrogant out-of-town woman is embarrassed by her own nanny because the nanny has broken her vase.

Just when the nanny was embarrassed, a young scholar and a middle-aged rich woman defended. The scholar's point of view is that this nanny usually touches the vase the most, and even if it is broken, it is a normal phenomenon, and this hostess must not have much chance to break the vase. Then, after the debate between the two, the scholar's reasoning, and finally concluded that the nanny should not be held accountable for breaking the vase. ”

Zhang Shan pointed out: "You are quibbling. ”

Xia Yu said proudly: "Haven't you heard of white horses and non-horses?" This is the case with this sophistry. If you're not diligent, there's no chance you'll break the furniture. You should praise me for being diligent, not blaming me for being too diligent and causing the furniture to break down. ”

Zhang Shan was already glaring at him angrily, this Xia Yu obviously had a lot of responsibility, and she was blocked by her ability to speak well and sophistry.

Unexpectedly, Xia Yu continued to put out the spectrum of his profession: "This powerful person of the Song Dynasty once, when the subordinate of their family broke a precious jade artifact, and the subordinate was frightened, this powerful man did not have any punishment, not like some people. ”

Zhang Shan looked at Xia's eyes and was clearly alluding to himself, this Xia Yu was clearly using the prime minister's belly to support the boat to satirize his narrow-mindedness. It's good that you understand.

Zhang Shan decided to hurry up and eat the rice, otherwise his casual remarks would be drowned out by Xia Yu's endless talk, Zhang Shan regretted it a lot, how could he find such a eloquent and eloquent woman who was good at sophistry to marry, it was a surprise.

When Zhang Shan regretted it in his heart, Xia Yu also regretted it in his heart. My husband is almost perfect in front of outsiders, and he can hardly find fault with it. Why is it so mean to yourself, so calculating, and so strict? Xia Yu also regretted that he didn't start at the beginning, why did he marry him blind and blind date. The couple stopped arguing this time, but they both regretted it in their hearts, and they were full of disgust and contempt for each other.

The couple continued to live like this, without pain.

One day Zhang Shan came back silently, looking at Xia Yu who was busy in the kitchen, his eyes were full of contradictions, Xia Yu didn't know what Zhang Shan was thinking.

After cooking casually, the couple were relatively silent and finished the meal in silence. Just when Xia Yu had already packed up the dishes and chopsticks to rest, Zhang Shan suddenly said: "You were right not to give me the money last time, but this time fortunately I didn't buy it, otherwise I would have been covered by those predators." ”

Xia Yu said proudly: "Fortunately, you are self-aware, it is better for us to be a reluctant well-off family, it is better to be more stable." This stock market is risky, and you need to be cautious when entering the industry. ”

Zhang Shan suddenly asked: "How much money do you have in your hand now, let's go and choose a car for you." You won't have to be beaten by the wind and rain this winter. ”

Xia Yu said with some humility: "Forget it, I don't think our place is particularly cold in winter, and we have persevered for so many years, and it is not bad to insist on it." Besides, I don't have much money in my hands. ”

Zhang Shan smiled and said, "How much did you spend on the bracelet?" ”

Xia Yu replied truthfully: "About 20,000 yuan, I have spent some money recently, and I don't have much in hand, so I can only talk about it next year." Xia Yu bought the bracelet on a whim, and later disliked that the bracelet was too heavy, so he put it in the cabinet and kept it.