Chapter 631: If you want to say this, then I won't be sleepy
"Uncle Russell, what is the rest of the world like? Is it the same as we have here, or is it like in the comics? β
Russell: Come on...... Let's go......
"Uncle Wade, your uniform is so pretty, can you lend me a head covering? Do all superheroes have a handsome uniform like you? β
Deadpool: Croak...... Croak......
"Grandpa Charles, can you talk about the X-Men? Uncle Wade said that his team has its own appearance looks, and does the X-Men have it too? β
Professor X: Hahahaha...... Hahahaha......
"The driver over there, can you turn the air conditioner down?"
Logan: Β₯&a;a; ap; ap; ap; +β¦β¦ &a;a; ap; ap; ap; ~?οΏ₯β¦β¦
"Uncle Russell ......"
"Uncle Wade......"
Whew!
Logan, who was holding the steering wheel, couldn't bear it anymore and slammed on the brakes and parked the Cadillac on the side of the road.
He's going crazy!
From the time he and Laura met, the little girl ignored him, even if he offered Laura like his ancestors, he never got a good face, not even a letter.
This made Logan angry for a while, and his wolf cub lost his ability to speak and became a mute in the inhumane experiment.
However, when Russell and Deadpool got into the car, Laura's mouth never stopped, asking questions about superheroes, one uncle at a time, and her small mouth was like honey.
If you change it, you will become the 'driver over there'!
Go to TD Driver!
Reality slapped Rogan hard, and Laura wasn't dumb, she just didn't want to talk to him.
It's okay, it's just a rebellious period, Dad still loves you!
Thinking so, Logan turned his head stiffly, grinning and squeezing out a hideous smile that he thought he was a loving father: "Laura, comics are comics, reality is reality, you have to learn to distinguish between the two, don't fantasize about being a superhero, you will die!" β
Laura pursed her lips and whistled out the window, not giving any face.
This is my own cub! This is my own cub! This is my own cub!
Rogan read it silently three times with a bruise on his forehead, and told himself that the reason why Laura was so naughty was because she lacked parental discipline and love since she was a child, and she was essentially a good child. Therefore, at this time, you must not be angry, you must use love to influence her, and establish a correct outlook on life for her.
"Laura, trust me, reality is not the same as comics. In reality, there are no superheroes, and no one will wear tights. β
As soon as Logan finished speaking, Deadpool was not happy: "Hey, I think you're targeting me, if no one is wearing tights, then what am I wearing?" β
Logan was furious, I'm educating my daughter, what are you talking about a sand sculpture!
His eyes breathed fire and he glared at Deadpool for three seconds, and the temperature in the car increased a few points.
"The driver over there, can you turn the air conditioner down?"
"Well, that's low."
Logan lowered the air conditioner by two degrees, turned his head and glared at Deadpool viciously, then changed his face in seconds and said bitterly: "Listen, Laura, this tightsuit next to you can't be used as an argument, because sand sculptures and humans are two creatures and can't be generalized." So, what I just said still works, no one is going to wear tights, you know? β
Laura lowered her head and yawned boredly, somehow, she was a little sleepy.
"Damn it!"
Logan cursed in a low voice and decided to go to the next world as soon as possible and entrust Laura to the X-Men there, maybe they are also superheroes and tights, but at least they can keep Laura away from the sand sculptures.
He glanced at Deadpool and said angrily, "Team...... Sand sculpture, when will we leave for the next world? β
"Hey, you just wanted to call me captain, why did you change your words again?"
"Because I shouted it wrong at the beginning!"
"You bastard, I'm going to duel you."
"Great, that's what I thought."
Someone is going to fight!
When Laura heard this, she sat up suddenly, her eyes shining, and she couldn't wait.
If you want to say this, then I won't be sleepy!
Boom! Boom!
The car door was pushed open, and two naΓ―ve men stood in the field and confronted each other, scuffling together without saying a word, because both sides had super self-healing ability, and the fight was full of blood.
"Come on, Uncle Wade, blow up that driver."
"Don't worry, little angel Laura, it's just a sick wolf, I didn't pay attention to him at all...... Siht, you actually sneak attack! β
Russell leaned on the car window and watched, and did not stop the two of them, no matter which version it is, Wolverine and Deadpool are incompatible, if you don't fight today, you have to fight tomorrow, sooner or later, persuasion is in vain.
However, when he saw Professor X who was smirking, the whole person was not good, and he said that he was highly respected, was it because of Alzheimer's?
Russell felt that things were not so simple, and quietly reached out and put it on the flashbang, and a ray of holy light sprinkled down, clinging to the barren soil. In an instant, the light skyrocketed into the sky, and the visual effect was shocking, as if a layer of wax had been applied.
Professor X's cloudy eyes suddenly sharpened, smiled at Russell, and continued to lie by the window to watch the excitement.
Russell nodded, confirming that it was correct, Professor X's black belly had nothing to do with brain atrophy, he himself was this kind of character, but it was hidden more deeply.
"Professor, it's not appropriate for you to do this!"
Russell whispered: "I watch it lively because Wade is a sand sculpture who often makes me angry, just so that Logan can teach him a lesson." β
Professor X said mildly: "Almost, during my illness, Logan has always treated me as an imbecile, and I also want to borrow Wade's hand to teach him a lesson." β
Russell raised his eyebrows: "Professor, if you say it to me so bluntly, aren't you afraid that the spiritual master's personality will collapse?" β
"No, I believe in my own eyes, we are the same kind of people."
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Russell didn't speak, silently gave himself a thumbs up.
In the last world, Professor X ran away after filming, and it was the right choice, this thing was a careful eye, and he admitted it himself.
Professor X looked at the battle outside the window: "Russell, can I ask you X Strike Team for something?" β
"Tell me about it!"
"Can I postpone the process of going to the next world, I can sense that there is a group of mutant children gathered in North Dakota who need help."
Russell raised his eyebrows: "I won't take care of children, and Deadpool is even more impossible, but it's not too much of a problem to take them to the next world." β
"Thank you very much!"
"Professor, you are too modest, you can help them yourself."
Professor X smiled: "No, I'm already old, even if you help me heal my head, I don't have much time left, and the future is yours." β
"Huh!"
Russell didn't laugh, snorted twice, there is not much time left, who are you fooling!
He knew that Professor X's telepathic ability was so powerful that he could transfer his spiritual will before he died, occupy others, and have a superpowered version of rebirth.
Unless Professor X volunteers, he can live forever.
"Speaking of which, what is the relationship between the X-Strike Team and the X-Men?" Professor X questioned, and his intuition told him that there was a correlation between the two.
"Well, let's put it this way, in a certain world, the X-Strike Team is composed of members of the X-Men, which is kind of a subordinate subordinate squad." Russell explained, "It's just that, unlike the X-Men, who have always presented themselves in a positive light, the X-Men are more extreme in their methods and more cruel to their enemies, such as Wade, Logan, and ...... Laura, both members of Task Force X. β
Professor X nodded in relief, didn't comment too much, and sighed: "That must be a very interesting world!" β
No, that world is dangerous!
Russell silently replied in his heart, and at this moment, he frowned slightly and looked at the end of the road, where a murderous convoy was approaching. Not only that, but in the distant sky, two transport helicopters also flew in.
"Professor, we're being targeted."
"Well, I saw it." Professor X looked calm, his strongest brain recovered, and a group of local chickens and dogs were not taken to heart by him at all.
"Aren't you going to do something?" Russell almost didn't say anything about the second kill.
"No, Logan has been dragged down by a half-paralyzed Alzheimer's for too long, and he needs an outlet to release his stress."
"Aren't you afraid that he will taste the blood and turn back into a beast?"
Professor X looked at Laura, who was cheering, "No, he's not alone anymore, he knows who he's waving his claws for." β
"I see, your consciousness is that he was domesticated and grew a husky!"
"Hehe, the Gu family's watchdog is more suitable."