Chapter 630: Superheroes Exist
"Man, what else is there to consider, do you know the benefits of our X-Strike Team?"
Deadpool picked up the American knife on the front cover of the car, grabbed Logan's shoulder, and very boldly stuffed the thick stack into the ...... In his pocket, he left only one and handed it to Logan.
“……”
Logan became more and more determined, the pit was too big, and he had to think twice, otherwise he would be miserable if he fell in and couldn't climb out.
Boom!
A gunshot startled Logan's whole body, and he was stunned by the reality of God's transformation, and Russell, a member of the team codenamed 'Angel', skillfully shot the captain Deadpool in the head with a gun.
Seized power?
Russell tore open Deadpool's pocket, took out a stack of American knives, and stuffed them into Logan's pocket: "Take it to subsidize the family, the big man doesn't have any pocket money, how can he raise his head in front of his elders and daughters!" ”
"You...... He...... You guys...... You killed the captain? ”
Seeing that Logan was incoherent, Russell said calmly: "Don't get excited, the captain is used to explode, this is the routine operation of our team, and you used to love to do this." ”
“?”
Logan was stunned again, what did he like to do this before, how could he do this kind of sand sculpture behavior.
"Hey, what just happened, my eyes are dark......" Deadpool grabbed Logan's trouser leg and got up, dissatisfied: "Russell, you shot me again?" ”
Logan's expression was abrupt: "He has a self-healing factor, and both of you are mutants!" ”
"Barely counted!"
Russell smiled and said, "Logan, this is my ultimate reward, to completely repair your self-healing factor and make you turn back into that fearless Wolverine." Now, do you still have to think about it? ”
"No, I'd like to join Team X." Logan responds calmly, he needs strength to protect his last treasure.
It's done!
Russell and Deadpool give a high-five, and the third member joins the group, it's time to leave this unremarkable world.
Deadpool laughed out of a pig cry, gathered the three of them, and the carefully prepared cool appearance style finally came in handy: "Logan, shout 'Captain' to listen." ”
“……”
Logan's eyes were obsessed, and he looked ahead dumbfounded, like a philosopher thinking about life.
At this moment, he couldn't hear anything.
"You damn bastard, you dare to ignore Uncle Deadpool, I'm going to make you ......"
Deadpool is furious and decides to give the newcomer a dismount, and the familiar eyes go dark, and then nothing is known.
Boom!
Russell blew the muzzle of the gun: "Logan, since you have joined the team, hurry up and deal with the aftermath, time waits for no one, we should set off for the next world." ”
"What does the next world mean?"
"We are not from this world, and we are here to invite you to join the team, and we won't stay for too long." Russell explained.
"Why didn't you say it earlier?"
"Hey, didn't I just say that?"
“……”
……
Five minutes later, Logan looked at the brand-new luxury car in front of him with a confused expression, Russell bought a hammer from the supermarket, and after the ping-pong, it was full of bullet holes Chrysler E8, and it became an extended Cadillac Escalade, and TM was bulletproof!
Who can tell him why he just took a hammer and struck lightly, and even the car logo and license plate were changed?
And the car paint, what kind of posture to use to hammer the black into white?
Logan was speechless, blaming everything on Russell's ability, and was pushed into the driver's seat before reacting: "Wait a minute, if you want to leave this world, then I won't join, I can't leave Charles and Laura behind." ”
Russell looked at Deadpool when he heard this, and Wade shrugged: "It's not a big problem, pack up and take it to the next world, throw it to the X-Men there, take care of mutant children, they are Olympic level." ”
"X-Men from other worlds, you...... Captain, are you serious? ”
Logan's eyes lit up, flashing with excitement, if it was really as Deadpool said, this terrible world, let her go to hell.
"Of course, in the last world, we only worked with the X-Men." Deadpool is both excited and lost, excited because Logan finally called him captain, and the loss is suspected of taking the opportunity to blackmail, and there is no sense of accomplishment at all.
A slut is hypocrisy!
Russell glanced at Deadpool with disdain, raised his hand to take out the digital camera, and handed it to Logan: "If you don't believe it, I still have photos here, taken in the aircraft, I am very good friends with Jean and Oloro, and we have danced together." ”
Rogan was curious, and immediately his face changed: "Who is this woman, why is she not wearing clothes?" ”
"Mistake! Blunder! ”
Russell hurriedly took back his digital camera, and just arrived at the photo album of the 18-year-old widowed sister in the [Eight-legged Monster] world, and tuned to the album with the note 'Sand Sculpture Warriors', and displayed them one by one in front of Logan.
Seeing the photo of the acquaintance's second offense, Logan was nostalgic and showed a warm smile that he hadn't seen for a long time.
Soon, thinking of the photo of the 18-year-old widowed sister, he was not good, and his eyes were round and he looked at Russell: "Tell me, you have nothing else but taking pictures." ”
"It's true, no, I just drew a king on the face of the piano."
"What, that Wang Ba wasn't painted by Oloro?"
Russell: "......"
Laser-eyed wife, you're excited!
In the back row, Deadpool jumped like thunder, and he also saw the photo of the young widow sister: "Russell, you damn bastard, I treat you as a brother in vain, and you actually seduce my wife!" ”
Russell was not happy when he heard it: "Wade, don't talk nonsense, she is the wife of a Canadian, and she is an ex-wife, and she has nothing to do with you." ”
"It's okay, I'm that damn Canadian! Draw your gun, I'm going to duel you! ”
Boom!
Logan: "......"
As a newcomer, he was worried about the chaotic interpersonal relationships in the team, and always felt that he would be disbanded if he said he would be disbanded.
……
In about a quarter of an hour, the Cadillac extended the Escalade back to the hotel, which was supposed to be so long, because Deadpool repeatedly asked for a duel to be delayed.
Looking at his younger self in the rearview mirror, Logan smiled with satisfaction, ready to surprise Professor X.
They will leave this world of despair, see their former companions, and not have to hide in Tibet. A good life is about to begin, and not only can Professor X's illness be cured, but Laura will also be able to meet many friends her age and get an education.
It's only three seconds to be handsome!
As soon as Logan got out of the car, he fell to his knees screaming, his brain stabbed like a pinprick, and the people around him froze in place and couldn't move, and there were even a few car accidents on the road.
Professor X is sick again!
It sounds ironic that the most psychic mutant on earth has brain atrophy that requires the help of drugs to delay Alzheimer's disease, but if it does, it will be a devastating disaster.
The disappearance of the X-Men was due to Professor X's illness, and he was unable to control his psychic abilities and unconsciously killed his students.
Rogan didn't allow the tragedy to happen again, and crawled through the hotel gate and moved towards the elevator.
"Man, do you need help?"
Deadpool slumped into Logan's side, unaware that Professor X had kicked him out of the 'human' camp, even if it was the Alzheimer's version of Professor X.
Russell's forehead flashed, and he lifted Logan into the elevator and helped him press down on the 12th floor. The three of them came to the room and found several soldiers with loaded guns, and the ability of the professor was frozen in place.
Deadpool knows the plot, pulls out the double knives behind his back, and wipes their necks one by one. After Logan finished injecting the potion, Professor X, who was frightened and furious, came to his senses and terminated his psychic abilities in time.
"Charles, are you alright?" Logan asked breathlessly.
Professor X looked at the young Logan in a daze, and stammered back, "It's bad, it's worse, it's affecting my vision." ”
The little girl lying on the floor, Laura with the designation X-23, rubbed her eyes, and then opened her mouth in an O-shape.
"It's too late to explain, get in the car first!" The pursuers were nearby, and Logan pushed the professor's wheelchair out of the room, and several people took the elevator downstairs, started the car and drove away.
After some explanations, Professor X realized that his eyes were fine, at least for now, and that it was Logan who had the problem.
"See you again, Professor X."
Russell greeted him politely, and the moment he looked at Professor X, an arc of lightning flashed at the tip of his hair, opening the barrier against the psychic ability.
Professor X smiled innocently, like a real senile dementia, and was about to find a breakthrough in Deadpool, when he saw Russell draw his gun, aim, and shoot, and the action was done in one go.
Boom!
"Professor, I advise you not to do this, you're demented and can't bear Wade's memory. I don't know what you'll be like after reading it, but I can confirm that Logan is going crazy! Russell smiled and finished speaking, handsomely retracting the sand eagle holster.
In fact, he knows that it is nothing more than illness on illness, on the basis of Alzheimer's disease, add a sand sculpture character.
Laura stared at the armor on Russell's body without blinking, her eyes were full of curiosity and adoration, and it was right in the comics that superheroes who could travel through time existed.
Logan, who was driving, inadvertently saw Laura's appearance through the rearview mirror, and his eyes instantly became vigilant. I swore in my heart that I would never let Laura be alone with Deadpool and Russell......
No, you can't breathe the same air!