Chapter 980: Hell Mobile is here for you
Founded in 1845, the New York Police Department is the oldest police department in the United States, with a total of 77 substations.
As we all know, Long Island is a wealthy area of New York City, with a beautiful environment, good security, and far away from the city, where many rich people live.
Like what......
Well, the kid of a rich family, Tony Stark was born on Long Island.
The second is Manhattan, the heart of New York and a popular residential area for the wealthy. To the northeast of Central Park is the famous Upper East Side, home to the wealthy in the financial and investment world.
Russell's Brooklyn area is average, and if there are any celebrities, he only knows that Captain America was often beaten here before he was hanged.
If you look for a small alley, you can witness the love of the captain and the Winter Soldier.
Later, when they grow up, brotherly righteousness is worthless in front of Big Breasts, and Bucky runs away with hatred until Carter dies and returns to Steve.
To get back to the point, in the division of the New York City Police Department's jurisdiction, Brooklyn is divided into South Brooklyn and North Brooklyn, with two command posts and 23 substations.
Russell was going to North Brooklyn, which was a bit chaotic compared to the south.
rubbing against an unknown colleague's car, Russell talked to him in a friendly way, and the other party also talked to him from the bottom of his heart.
Super hardcore open heart communication, this is the embodiment of personal charm!
Looking at the memories of the other party, Russell has a general understanding of his current reputation, which belongs to the state of victimization.
It's not that the system gave him the identity, or that before he came, his predecessor was a New York police officer who did all kinds of evil, on the contrary, his predecessor was jealous and hateful, and he was a good policeman who was upright and upright.
The disadvantage is that because he is too jealous and hateful, coupled with his high energy, he repeatedly charges the front line, causing his partner to either burp on the spot or burp on the way to the hospital.
Very few survived!
In fact, he can't be blamed for this, the main reason is that his partner is unlucky, and the other thing is that if you look at the group of Destiny children in the police station, you know that the city is too chaotic for ordinary police officers to bear.
Life is not hard enough, he can't be his partner, and his colleagues stay away from his overflowing justice, plus this thing is not very good at being a person, so he is disliked by all kinds of people.
Sheriff Mochi begged his grandfather to tell his grandmother, and finally found a job at a bureau in Brooklyn and threw him over.
Russell came very coincidentally, and when he appeared, he put down the pot of the victim of the wind review.
He himself doesn't really care, acting according to his current identity, it is easy to trigger the world mission, so just follow the steps honestly.
Branch!
Russell waved goodbye to an unknown colleague and walked into the office of the commissioner, a deputy inspector who belonged to the senior police officer, with a letter of recommendation and other documents.
At the level of the director, he is basically a civilian officer, and he doesn't need to charge into battle, just manage the thorns of his subordinates.
"Russell, I've heard about your situation, Moqi strongly recommends it, I try my best to resist, but there are people above him, I haven't resisted him......"
The director rubbed his temples with a headache: "Of course, I myself scoff at the idea of luck and admire your courage. So, work hard, I've chosen a partner for you, you're the same age, and you should get along very well. ”
"Don't worry, Director, I won't let you down!"
"Uh...... I hope so! ”
The director stopped talking, raised his hand and made a phone call, and after a while, a handsome blonde man in a police uniform walked into the office.
"Russell, he's David, he just turned from a trainee police officer, when you take him out on patrol, don't run too fast."
The director gave a serious order, and then looked at David: "David, this is Russell, your senior, experienced and courageous, when you go out on patrol with him, don't run too fast." ”
After speaking, the director waved his hand to let the two leave, and added that Russell still had two days off and did not need to rush to work.
"Hello, Russell, I'm David Sherman, nice to meet you."
"A great surname, meaning conscientious and responsible, never give up easily."
"Thank you!"
David seemed to be a little self-acquainted, overly extroverted, and dragged Russell to start it: "I've heard of you, the director said to find me an experienced partner, I asked someone to ask about your situation, to be honest, it's cool!" ”
Russell quipped, "Then you're still so excited, don't you know my nickname?" ”
"No, luck is a thing with a small probability, strong randomness, uncalculable and uncontrollable, and it is not worth believing."
David said confidently: "I only believe that opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared, your former partner was too lazy to be suitable for this profession." ”
"You're not a good fit!"
Russell shook his head and smiled: "With your appearance, you should be an actor or model." ”
"I think so too!"
David stroked his meticulous blonde hair, raised his eyebrows and said, "I look forward to working with you happily in two days, how about going for a drink tonight?" ”
"No, I want to go home first......"
Russell said, digging through his file and quickly finding his current residence.
"Okay, I can patrol tonight to earn some overtime pay, by the way, here's my phone number......"
“……”
……
About two subway stops away, Russell found his rental, an old apartment building close to the subway that had a hard time sleeping at night.
It's not a big problem, and it's okay if he doesn't sleep.
As soon as he entered the door, Russell saw a room full of garbage and stinky clothes, and the sloppy living habits of his predecessor made him very painful.
It's good that I don't have a girlfriend, otherwise it would be even more chaotic.
But then again, the workaholic character of the predecessor, who can't wait to live in the police station 24 hours a day, where is the time to find a girlfriend.
"It's not a little stinky......"
The house stinks, and Russell pushes open the living room window to take two breaths of fresh air, but it stinks even more outside the window.
He looked down and saw that the garden on the first floor, barely in the open space of the garden, actually had a horse, and an indescribable lump of rice fields was everywhere.
"It's worthy of New York, there are all kinds of pets!"
With the salary of the predecessor, it is not difficult to find a decent rental house, not to mention that the police officer also has insurance, but the bad thing is that the predecessor is full of momentum, and often destroys public property and private property at work, so that life is slightly tight.
Russell is entangled, there is the fragrance of horse manure when the window is opened, and the refreshment of smelly socks is not opened when the window is not opened, how to break this dead end?
He looked around the house, it was impossible to clean, and finally made a decision that he would not live in this broken room, and spend the two free days to find a new nest.
The credit card was pulled out, Russell pinched his fingers, and decided to use the money power to solve the problem.
Just as he was about to find a real estate agent, it suddenly occurred to him that since there were still two days left, why not try another prop.
"System, use 'Item Card: Devil's Phone'!"
[Item Card: Devil's Phone (Hell Mobile is here for you)]
A red flip phone appeared in Russell's hand, the inverted triangle resembled the evil face of the devil's sneer, he opened the phone cover, there was no dial button of a normal mobile phone, no electronic screen, only an image resembling the silhouette of the devil.
"The smell of sulfur, I don't know if there is really a hell in this world, or if it is ......"
Russell raised his hand and pressed the image of the devil's silhouette, according to his inspection, the devil did not have a lodge seal in the devil's phone, not the operation of Aladdin's magic lamp.
That is, when he dials the phone, he will automatically contact the hell of the current world.
Very useful props, it is easy to tell if the current world has a mythological background!
The phone was dialed, and a lazy mature female voice sounded in her ears: "This is hell, I am ...... Ahem, this is the Dream Foundation, please wait, I will arrange for a staff member to provide you with door-to-door service immediately. ”
"Doodoo ———"
Russell: "......"
Hell has door-to-door service these days, it's really humane!
Also, the operator just now, did he say that he leaked his mouth?
Russell was thinking about it when there was a sudden knock on the door, and after three sounds, the door was pushed open, and a long-haired beauty in hot clothes swayed her waist and walked in.
Flaming red lips, long red wavy hair like flames, bewitching face, charming and graceful figure, top beauty.
The most brilliant thing is the costumes, very attentive, the red low-cut evening dress is forked very high, and it is all creaky.
"I'm an employee of the Dream Foundation and it's a pleasure to serve you."
The woman took off her large sunglasses, stared at Russell with seductive eyes, and bit her lower lip hard at the end of her words.
"Very good door-to-door service!"
Russell nodded fixedly: "It just so happens that I lack a housekeeping cleaner, so it's you." ”
“……”
"What's the matter, if you use a rag, it should be in the bathroom, remember that the toilet must be cleaned and there should be no stains."
"Sir, you may have misunderstood our Foundation's service program, we offer a wish-making service to our users, not a garbage dump." The woman glanced inside the room with a look of disgust.
"Well, my wish is that you help me clean the house."
“……”
"Can't that wish?"
"It's not impossible to ......"
The woman grinned forcefully, supported her hands, raised her chest and threw a wink: "But don't you think it's too wasteful to waste your wishes on such trivial things?" ”
"I don't think so!"
“OK!”
The woman gave up the trick of temptation, touched it from behind, took out a thirty-centimeter-thick document, and slammed it on the coffee table.
Boom!
The four legs of the coffee table did not hold up and broke.
Looking at the scattered documents, Russell and the woman were stunned, and the development of events exceeded their expectations.
"Well, the voice on the phone just now was very similar to yours."
"Uh...... It's just a message, not me. ”
The two quickly revealed an embarrassing scene, and the woman raised her eyebrows and looked at Russell: "Seeing that you are also a smart person, I will just say it, I am a devil, Satan, Lucifer, and the Queen of Darkness are my former names." ”
Russell blinked: "I'm sorry, these three used names, I can't agree with any of them, many people still call me the Lord of the Dark Dimension!" ”