"I love your sense of humor!"

The woman's eyebrows rose slightly, and she took out a business card from the indescribable on her chest and handed it to Russell.

"It's my business card, and trust me, the average person doesn't deserve it...... Hey, where are you looking? If you really want to see it, just sign the contract and make a wish. ”

Russell withdrew his broad gaze, raised his hand to take the white business card, and read the only two words on it.

“THEDEVIL！”

"Yes, it's the devil, but I prefer to be called Her Majesty the Queen of Darkness."

Russell nodded, "Yes, Ms. Satan. ”

"Her Majesty the Queen of Darkness!"

"No problem, Ms. Satan!"

"OK, just be happy."

Ms. Satan rolled her pretty eyes, gave up a meaningless conversation with Russell, and continued, "What then, you...... Oh, Officer Russell, you're lucky to get a deal with the devil. ”

"It doesn't seem like a good thing to make a deal with the devil!"

Russell complained, and the person who had made a deal with Mephisto flashed in his mind, and the better one went directly to hell, and the wife who was almost separated and the family was ruined, and then went to hell.

"Not necessarily, many people can't find a place to make a deal with the devil, let alone a beautiful devil like me."

Ms. Satan pulled out her lipstick from the indescribable on her chest, deepened her flaming red lips, pursed her lips slightly, and her red lips gave a soft pop.

"Ms. Satan, you said that many people can't find a place to make a deal with the devil."

Russell touched his chin, locked his eyes on the lipstick that had been placed in place, and thought deeply: "The dresser is very floating...... Ahem, I mean, can it be understood that you haven't done business with anyone in years. ”

"Why, how can I do it!"

Satan spread his hands, as if he had heard some funny joke: "In this materialistic world, where desires and ambitions are infinitely magnified, will I lack customers?" ”

"Then why did you rush to the door as soon as you received the call? Also dressed up ...... He looked impatient. ”

Russell didn't squint, and said with a light in his eyes: "I'm not saying that you don't dress up well, so it does become a devil figure that supports you and makes you closer to the devil, but ......"

"You are also a satan, the leader of hell, and you signed a contract with ordinary people and actually took the initiative to show up, instead of handing it over to the younger brother below, which is very low, and it will make people think that hell is a small company, or the kind that is on the verge of bankruptcy."

“……”

Satan pulled out a red coat from behind him, covered himself tightly, and then folded his arms around his shoulders and squinted at Russell speechlessly.

"What's the matter, Ms. Satan, is it true that Hell Inc. is on the verge of bankruptcy that you can't even find an employee?"

"No, it's just my personal hobby, I love trading."

Satan took a deep breath, suppressed the MMP, and continued to use a friendly official expression: "Before signing the agreement, if you have any questions, it is better to ask them in one breath, however, it is forbidden to ask about the topic of God. ”

"Why?"

"There is no why!"

"Then I won't ask, to be honest, I always thought that you were a company, and the relationship was very harmonious."

"Hehe, how is that possible!"

Satan scanned the living room, moved to the dining table, waved his hand to sweep the pots and pans on the table, and pulled out a stack of papers from behind his buttocks.

This time, it was handled with care and placed on the table.

"Listen, Officer Russell, you're humorous and fun to talk to, but I'm in a hurry, and there are hundreds of people like you waiting for me to save."

Satan raised his hand and knocked on the document: "So, hurry up and sign the contract, after signing it, I will grant your seven wishes." ”

"Seven! So much? ”

Russell was surprised, and stepped forward to look through the documents, and the first line was written with his name, in parentheses 'Cursed One'.

"It's very real and it's honest."

"Thank you, it's all devil's virtue, if there is no doubt, please sign on the last page, I'm really in a hurry."

Satan clasped his hands in front of his chest and looked at Russell's eyes flickering, as if there were little stars in his eyes.

"Lady Satan, if you're pleading with me, then it's better not to wear an overcoat, that one was more sincere just now."

Russell sat in his chair and read the document one by one: "The first paragraph is that the devil and hell give seven wishes to the cursed, and the second paragraph is that the cursed person gives his soul to the devil as a price after fulfilling the wish...... Well, it's devilish. ”

"Thank you, sign it!"

"Don't worry, I'll take a look again, the spirit of the contract is sacrosanct, you have to respect my rights."

Russell ignored Satan and read it word by word: "Wow, the third paragraph is the terms of the transaction, all of which are the devil's exemptions, which is also too exaggerated." ”

"Ah, your ink is so exaggerated that I want to kill you."

……

Three hours later, Russell closed the contract document, and he had memorized the contents in his mind, and he could only say that he had benefited a lot.

"Lady Satan, I'm ...... after reading"

Russell stopped in time, because there was an extra bathtub in the living room at some point, Satan soaked in the milk bath, his face was covered with a mask, and a long snow-white leg was resting on the edge of the bathtub.

"Ma'am, do you need me to wipe your back?"

"Is this your pathetic wish?"

Satan closed his eyes and replied lazily, in the same tone as when he answered the phone.

"No, I haven't signed it yet!"

“Why？”

Satan raised his hand to rip the mask off his face and stood up from the bathtub with wide eyes, but there was nothing, she was wearing a bathing suit.

Swimsuits are OK too!

Russell doesn't mind at all, what kind of bicycle and swimsuit beauty is better than nothing.

"Are you not moved by the seven wishes, or do you think your soul is important?"

Satan angrily walked up to Russell: "Don't overestimate yourself, there are countless people in this world, countless souls, all people are equal, miss this opportunity, you will lose the seven omnipotent desires forever." ”

At the end of the words, Satan added: "The old lady has been in this dirty, messy, smelly, and dead house downstairs for three hours, not to accompany you to do your job, hurry up and sign it for me!" ”

There's a dead body downstairs?

Russell frowned slightly, temporarily pressed to the bottom of his heart, and continued to enjoy Satan's swimsuit show: "I'm sorry, this thick treaty is too beneficial to the cursed, and according to the spirit of the contract, I can't take advantage of you with a clear conscience." ”

"Then please take your eyes off my chest!"

"Oh."

"Not on the legs either!!"

"I don't want to, but I'm afraid that if you don't watch it, you'll feel unattractive, and you'll say I'm not as good as a beast." Russell was in a dilemma.

"Oh God!"

Satan raised his hand to cover his head, looking defeated, raised his hand and took out the red coat from behind him, put it on tightly again, and said speechlessly: "To be honest, this is the first time I have worn such a thick coat since I signed a contract with humans. ”

"It means that I have a good character."

"No, it means you're thick-skinned."

Satan sighed, "Tell me, what do you mean by the fact that the contract is beneficial to the cursed?" ”

"Here, Article 147, Paragraph 9, Clause 3 of the Contract speaks of an altruistic act of redemption......"

Russell pushed the non-existent glasses: "It means that if I use my wish to do something truly selfless, then the contract will immediately expire and I will still keep my soul instead of being taken away by the devil." ”

Satan was dumbfounded: "You...... You've actually finished watching it!? ”

"yes, it's a good harvest!"

Russell nodded: "After reading it, for a second, I was tempted to sign the contract. The first six wishes are all fulfilled, and the seventh wish is used to save people, and the contract will be invalid at that time, and the six wishes will be enjoyed for free. ”

"Why not?"

Russell sighed: "No, when I think of taking advantage of you, my conscience aches faintly, you are a good devil, I can't be so shameless." ”

"Huh!"

Satan rolled his eyes several times in a row: "You think too much, if you do this, it is not a selfless act, because you have an impure purpose, it is a selfish act. ”

"I see, you're a good devil."

Poof!

Satan covered her chest, she was tricked, and before she knew it, she told the truth.

"What's wrong, my chest hurts, do you want me to help you ......"

"Shut up!"

Satan was so angry that he slapped the contract on the ground, gritted his teeth, and said, "Finally, ask again, do you sign this contract or not?" ”

"Before signing the contract, I want to ask, who is better than you?"

"Nonsense, of course it's ......"

Satan raised his hand to the sky, and in the middle of his words, his erected fingertips poked at his chest: "The one above is not good, the old lady is even more powerful." ”

Russell went on to ask, "Then if God makes a pact with you, can you take away his old man's soul?" ”

Satan frowned slightly and looked at Russell vigilantly: "Why are you asking this?" ”

"That's not going to work!"

Russell raised his hand and touched his chin: "Can I understand that someone who is stronger than you, even if you sign a contract, you can't take away the other party's soul?" ”

“……”

Satan didn't speak, the charm on his face retracted, and he changed to a serious expression, facing Russell for the first time.

Russell saw all this in his eyes and said with deep meaning: "I see, besides God, there are people in the world who make you helpless, Ms. Satan." ”

"Who are you?"

Satan's eyes turned blood-red, and he reached forward sharply and grabbed Russell's neck: "Don't play tricks, you are not an ordinary person, tell me your identity." ”

"I told you ...... at the beginning"

Russell's face was extremely dark, a pair of scarlet eyes lit up, he grabbed Satan's slender jade hand and broke it away, grinning: "I am the Lord of the Dark Dimension!" ”

Satan looked at the monster in front of him in amazement, the thick darkness had never been seen before, and he didn't even think about it, so he dodged and disappeared in place.

"Run, where can you run?"

Russell waved open the gates of hell, stretched a pitch-black shadow under his feet, and stepped in.

Two seconds later, he stepped out again, clutching the contract in his arms.