17 Teasing

The ideal is plump, and the reality is lazy.

Revenge is earnest, but it can't resist the sauce fragrant pig's trotters, chopped pepper fish head, chicken pith bamboo shoots, rouge goose breast, lotus root powder osmanthus sugar cake......

I looked up to the sky and sighed, touched my waist, which had been rounded at least twice in the past few weeks, and felt that the food in the imperial dining room had improved greatly, and the delicious food made people forget love and hate, which was really an important meal for the harmony of the harem.

Xin Lai accepted my blessings and burped until he was full, but he asked me with a sad face: "Niangniang, you said that this emperor, I haven't come to you for a month." It stands to reason that a concubine like yours has to come twice a month, to say less. But he didn't come once, and he ......"

"Forget it, it's better that I don't say it." He muttered to himself and automatically turned off, and after two moments, he continued: "Niangniang, you said that the emperor would not dislike you." You see the rash on your face has not disappeared, and the scar on your forehead is still ......."

I finally discovered the purpose of this house, which is suitable for playing suona for funerals in court music. Usually the mud can't support the wall, and when you talk angrily, you still look for scolding, and when something happens, you even cry and howl, except for the loud voice, there is no use for fart.

Summary, waste.

I stretched out my foot and kicked him on the bench without relenting strength, and he fell to the ground with a pop, screaming in pain, I covered my ears, and I didn't hear it, life was still beautiful.

The sun is in full bloom, and in the dawn season, Qiao'er rushed into the house with a scorching sun from outside, sweating profusely, and said anxiously, "Niangniang, the queen mother, please see you, and give you an explanation about the ceremony." ”

How long has it been? I'll give you an explanation now. If I don't mention this stubble, I will probably forget everything except for remembering the xenophobia of Jie Anhou.

Looking at the sun outside, I asked: "Can I refuse this matter, just say that I have no intention of arguing and refuting in this palace, and the harem should live in peace, tolerate generosity, and implement the good wishes of the queen mother for many years, after all, I haven't slept this afternoon?" ”

Qiao'er shook her head, "Niangniang, this time there is not only the queen mother, but also An Guifei Ning Guifei, and even the Shule Imperial Concubine, who has lived in the royal temple for a long time and is rarely seen, is also here." ”

I exclaimed, "Such a big stance? Is this to kill me or is there another purpose, to beat me? ”

Qiao'er's face was quite helpless, "I don't know." But Concubine Ning said that their warm intentions can't be rejected casually, one is that you are not worthy, the second is that you are not qualified, the third is that you don't dare, and the fourth is you, your rank is lower than them. ”

I said irritably: "Qiao'er, did you learn from Xinlai, you speak so bluntly, you used to mention it tactfully, but now you blindly talk about it straightforwardly, which makes me feel so sad, I really don't dare." Yes! No, my heart disease should have been committed, and I can't go. ”

Xin Lai hummed and whispered, "Niangniang, you are too pretentious." If you have a heart disease, you cover your stomach and do nothing. ”

I smiled slightly, graceful and elegant, and the dignified good student twisted Xin Lai several times, feeling better from Ning Guifei's heart-piercing words.

Even if he was reluctant and struggled for a long time, he still had to embark on the road to the Middle Palace.

Layers of heavy dresses and veils and hats to shade the sun, the real heat can not be hot, and when it finally arrived, the maid serving in the middle palace informed: "Concubine Niangniang, the queen and concubine have been waiting for too long, first go to the pavilion in the blue pond of the imperial garden to enjoy the lotus, please move the frame slightly." ”

I bowed my head and took my leave, and hurried to the Imperial Garden. At that time, the garden is empty, only flowers and green trees. The guards who stayed in the imperial garden stepped forward and said, "Concubine Niangniang, the queen and concubine have been waiting for too long, so let's go to Zhengyang Palace to cool off and relieve fatigue, please move it to the dignity frame for a while." ”

Gone again? I was annoyed in my heart, but I did not dare to show it to the outside world, lest I leave a mouth. He only smiled gently, and restarted his steps towards Zhengyang Palace.

When they arrived at the gate of Zhengyang Palace, the big eunuch beside the emperor said: "Concubine Niangniang, the queen and concubine have been waiting for too long, so go back to the middle palace to wait for you first." ”

One or two can be regarded as accidents, and three times is too obvious to show that they want to toss me. At this moment, the noon was the hottest, and my whole body was stuffed in the dress, as if I had been stuck in an oil pot, and I turned around and left, and rushed back to the palace in anger. Qiao'er hesitated and persuaded: "Niangniang, why don't you go and see it again?" The Queen Mother is not that kind of person. ”

I complied with her, "Yes, yes, the queen is not that kind of person. It's just that the palace thinks too much, but the palace is too lazy to serve, what kind of concubine or what imperial concubine, it's just a rank higher than me, what's there to worry about? Just as you want. I shouldn't have participated in the ritual on the day, I should have stuffed the witch doll into the medicine pillow, so that the queen could have personal contact with it every day, and die faster, it would be the best! If I could, I'd stuff the whole harem! ”

Qiao'er hurriedly shouted: "Niangniang, you can't say this kind of thing, the wall has ears, if someone else hears it......"

"If you hear it, you hear it, why am I still afraid that he won't make it? Whoever dares to go out and talk nonsense, I will cut off her tongue. ”

was actually played as a monkey, and he was ruined all over again for a good day. I was so angry and sad, I couldn't help but ask myself when I was so angry that I couldn't help but ask myself, Li Yingying, why do you need to be like this, isn't it good to stay in Nanyang, why would you come to this harem to humiliate yourself for that illusory promise? What a bullshit queen, I'm going back to Nanyang today.

What a competition for favor. Why should I try to please a man like other women? My father is the general of Nanyang, and he sits on the ground with tens of thousands of iron horses, and it is not a problem to become a hegemon. I am his daughter, why do I need the mercy of the other overlord, it is really ridiculous, despicable and hateful.

I walked towards Su Ning Palace with my head covered, secretly slandering this group of annoying spirits, which really makes people not have a good temper and a good mood to serve.

When he returned to Suning Palace, he was even more hit in the head, and he was angry. Just because I looked up and saw a group of Yongrong and luxurious people coming to the main seat, Xin Lai was overwhelmed with tea and water to send desserts, they were talking and laughing, and when they saw me coming, they immediately swept away their previous attitudes, and their expressions were serious and solemn, as if they had seen something terrible.

The two sides were at a stalemate with each other, and I stood at the gate of the temple and did not step further.

Ning Guifei opened Chrysostom, "My sister really let us wait." It's a waste of time. Why, didn't you go to the middle palace to look for us? Is it not according to etiquette or? ”

Concubine Chun continued: "Why do you need to talk about your sister." She has always been used to being domineering, not only putting witches in the queen's house, but even Jie Anhou can offend her, what is there to say? Sister, come on, it's sunny outside, and it's not good for you to be in the sun. ”

The queen coughed lightly and stopped their conversation. It's kind and friendly, but also amiable," Concubine Jin said in the house. ”