As the saying goes, three women in one play, five women in one pot of porridge, the most thorough nonsense.

In my Su Ning Palace. Even if the king of heaven comes, I'm afraid.

Shule Imperial Concubine, I have heard of it before I entered the palace, and I heard from my eldest brother that he followed his father to quell the chaos in Kyoto that year, and met a girl who was both talented and beautiful, and was good at piano and music. Except for a little bad brain, it can almost be called perfect.

I asked, "What's wrong with her brain?" ”

The eldest brother replied, "It's not a good brain." Have you seen the third watch knocking on my door in the middle of the night, and asking me if I am sleepy, can she be with me Qin Se and the person who is singing? It's that hour, who can not be sleepy. Besides, I don't know how to play, I say I'm sleepy, and people are angry with me the next day. ”

I said, "Turtle." ”

The eldest brother raised his voice: "What did you say?" ”

I smiled and begged, "I mean, big brother, you are as long as Nanshan and as blessed as the East China Sea, and you will definitely be able to live a hundred years in the future." But at the same time, it is not as impersonal as the heavenly immortals and hermits, but the truth and simplicity of the earth. He is the highest hermit in the city, and he is envious of this honorary title! ”

The eldest brother said, "I thank you for your fart-heh, I almost believed what you scolded me." ”

I said, "No thanks, fooling and scolding are good skills that every sister should have." Kudos to myself. ”

When I saw it today, the talent and style belonged to the superior, the phoenix eyes were often closed, with carelessness, like a pine on the rock, cold like frost. But no matter how I look at it, I think this person is inexplicably a little mean.

I stepped into the back room and saluted them one by one.

Shule Emperor Guifei tasted tea by herself, and the condensed jade lined with mist was a little cold and unattainable, Ning Guifei was full of noble temperament, but it was a little meaningless.

The queen smiled softly and said, "I would like to invite my sister today, I have something to ask for." ”

I don't know how embarrassed she said the word please, slipping me from the queen south to the north, and then going around in my palace, why, draw a circle with me and start again.

I sat down and hummed from the end of my nose, my attitude was disrespectful. The queen was okay and turned a deaf ear, "Sister, that Chongyi confessed a few days ago, and the Tao was a foolish thing she did for a while, and it implicated you, sister." This....... ”

She was a little unspeakable, stopped for a while, and said, "This matter has something to do with my naughty brother." The two of them, I don't know what to think, think that sister, you will spoil the harem in the future, so they are angry for me. This matter has nothing to do with the two of them, it has to do with me, so can you ask my sister to raise her noble hand and help me plead with the emperor. ”

And this good news for me to hear? I clapped my hands and immediately closed the momentum, "Shoot a mosquito, I have a lot of mosquitoes in Ninggong, don't mind, don't mind." ”

"As for what you said, Queen? Isn't it good for you to go and plead with the emperor? The emperor has a deep affection for you, but if you open Chrysostom, what can't satisfy you? ”

Concubine Ning took a quick step and said, "Then it's naturally useless to go and beg for it." With your poor kung fu, Na Jie Anhou will have to suffer a lot of torture in the prison, what a pitiful, what a child, alas. ”

Well done, worthy of being the king of a country, the law is still valid, no wonder the rivers and mountains are unharmed. I reversed all previous inferences, and intuitively boasted that my brother was a contemporary Mingjun, and smiled silently. Seeing the queen's teary eyes, "Sister, you can help me." If it happens, I'll be in the back of this..."

"Sister, what's the point?" I immediately interrupted her, even the queen can't intercede to solve the matter, it must be extremely tricky, leave it to me, what if the emperor is angry again, at least demoted, or at worst imprisoned.

How to think of something good every day.

I said: "There must be some truth to what the emperor has done, I am just a little concubine, how can I interfere in the government affairs." Besides, didn't the emperor say it? How could he bear to punish Jie'anhou. Sister, you have to worry too. ”

"No, it's different." The queen said: "He made a big mistake this time! ”

I was curious and asked, "What's wrong?" Can you still make the emperor not look at your sister's face? ”

"He ......"

"Shut up." The Imperial Concubine Shule has never spoken, and as soon as she speaks, she is full of majesty. Today, people who can shut up the queen and other righteous positions have no one in the world except the emperor. This kind of courage is extraordinary.

The queen actually obeyed, and although she saw the queen delicate and gentle on weekdays, she still had the posture and etiquette. Why did I go to the doctor when I was sick today, not only begging me to ignore what others call me. Could it be that this Shule Imperial Concubine is the real ruler of the harem?

I was meditating, and the Imperial Concubine Shule suddenly threw the teacup in her hand to the ground, startling everyone in the hall, and she called Xin Lai and said, "This tea tastes bad, brew a new cup." ”

Xin Lai was about to go down to the hall to soak again, and she said again: "Are the slaves and maids in this Ning Palace all unruly?" The residue is still on the ground, don't you clean it up in time and wait for this palace to clean it up for you? Absurd! ”

Ning Guifei accosted: "This is also true, after all, there are no rules and the master's education is not good." Look at this, concubine. The queen begs you to do things, this is your blessing. Just say yes. What else is there to shirk here, not interesting and ignorant, alas, it is really absurd! ”

I only now understand which one of these songs is scolding Huai with insinuations. Concubine Chun has always liked to be quiet and say little, but at this time, she can't avoid vulgarity, and the tone commonly used in the harem is, "Sister, why do you need to say more." Just ask Concubine Jin if she can help, what's the use of explaining so much. If Sister Concubine Jin really doesn't want to help, there's nothing we can do. She ...... such blessings herself, alas. ”

The queen looked at me pitifully with tears in her eyes, "Sister, can you help me with what I am asking for?" You just need to explain that Ah Di was just having fun with you that day, and there was no big fault. ”

I didn't want to get involved in their. What does it have to do with me, and why do I need to help?

Xin Lai was kneeling in the hall trembling and picking up the porcelain fragments, and was suddenly stepped on by the Shule Imperial Concubine and pressed directly into the rubble. Although he was in a terrible pain this time, he pursed his lips and refused to let out a groan. I was stunned and gave a soothing smile.

Emperor Shule said: "This disobedient slave should be taught a lesson, and let her understand what it means to be beaten before she knows the pain." Don't be unruly all the time. I was lonely and lonely in that Huangzong temple, and it was time to find a concubine to go with me. ”

Ning Guifei said: "What my sister said is true. However, the newcomers in this palace are too shallow, and there are only a few of us left in the old ones, alas, it is a good choice for the people who entered the palace at this time in the concubine's sister. Is that right? Concubine. ”