In fact, for most men, what is the most aggrieved and humiliating thing?

It should be that a green high-top cowboy hat was suddenly buckled on his head. Why cowboy hats?

Because it is bigger and rounder, it also symbolizes the farther away from the wife's heart and delicate body.

But some people, for the sake of interests, can do whatever it takes, even if they sacrifice their wives, as long as they achieve their goals, they still feel understandable, especially in today's world, there are more women and fewer men, and one Sikong can marry twenty-six concubines, and send one or two to please each other, just like sending two flowers, insignificant, very understandable.

But what I didn't expect was that when I said 'there is a mole on the corner of my mouth', Sikong's face changed significantly. Become angry, bewildered, aggrieved, and puzzled.

Like a singer who often changes her dancing posture, sometimes angry, sometimes charming.

Of course, these two words are definitely not related to Sikong, so let's compare them like this.

I saw that his face was cloudy, and I knew that he definitely didn't know about it, in order to please his boss, he could send money to his wife, for example, Lingling Taishou sent his wife and concubines, a total of three people, to Jingzhou Mu, in order to reduce the tax next year.

This is normal. But what about the boss who pleases the minions?

After I finished speaking, the whole house was in an uproar, because this detail indicates that I must have seen this person, otherwise it would not be possible to say such obvious human characteristics as 'moles at the corners of the mouth'.

When the ministers saw that what I said was serious, they all believed most of it, and His Majesty was also full of gossip on his face, and the corners of his mouth hooked up with an intriguing smile.

"Wei Qing, can you bring this person to me to see?"

Sikong's face was a little embarrassed, she didn't expect her concubine to really commit adultery with Lao Han!

After this happened, I was no longer the protagonist in the field, but became Wei Tao in the blink of an eye.

Hey, hey, hey, one of the three princes, the concubine actually committed adultery with the tomb robbers of the ordinary people, this matter is spread out, and it is estimated that it is enough for the people to talk and laugh after tea and dinner for several years.

What's more, he can't do anything to me now, Wei Tao didn't know about the concubine in advance, once he went to the court and what Lao Han said just now, then my Ji Wulin's charge would be revoked.

What's more, now His Majesty intends to protect me and keep silent about the entry of 3,000 soldiers and horses into Beijing. I insisted on the matter of Sikong's concubine.

"Your Majesty, let's first talk about Daniel Zhang leading troops into Beijing and intimidating the court."

'Poof' I couldn't laugh out loud when I heard it!

This Sikong is too naïve, he can't even see His Majesty's thoughts, and he still expects to be able to solve problems by his side in the future? Obviously, Your Majesty wants to see this little concubine now!

Sure enough, His Majesty waved his hand after hearing this, "No, no, no, Wei Qing, things have to be done one by one, you just said that Ji Wu was lawless, and he wantonly beat the people in Yingtian City, I was right, and I also punished it just now, and this matter will be over for the time being, but what Lord Han Zhuang said just now, Ji Aiqing is not convinced, so let's deal with this matter first, come on!" ”

Your Majesty's appearance is really in love with me! I saw my father-in-law waiting beside him,

"Send someone to summon Wei Qing's concubine into the palace, remember! I want the one with a mole at the corner of my mouth! ”

"No!"

Gonggong Meng agreed passionately and walked out, seeing that the matter was indisobedient, he hurriedly stepped forward, "Your Majesty, how about letting the minister go with Gonggong Li?" ”

"Nope! You just stay here, and you are not allowed to go! ”

His Majesty's eyes were full of disbelief and ridicule when he looked at him, Wei Tao's words just now are fools who can hear that they are thieves, who doesn't know that you are powerful, if you let you go, turn around and whisper to the concubine, it is estimated that when you come to the front of the hall, the testimony will change, Your Majesty is now facing me, how can I let you go away.

But just because Your Majesty is looking at me doesn't mean you're looking at the people around me. I saw that after he finished talking about Wei Tao, his eyes suddenly stood up! 'Smack' a copper case,

"Daniel Zhang! Are you guilty!? ”

Daniel Zhang quickly knelt on the ground, "Your Majesty, the courtier is guilty." ”

"Hmph, you were originally my Qianmen City Gate Order, Ji Aiqing promoted you and asked you to be the deputy commander of the Tomb Heroes, but what about you? What are you doing!? Take my men and horses to the capital to demonstrate to me! Do you still have me in your eyes!? ”

Daniel Zhang was speechless for a while, so he had to resign himself to a promise, "The courtier is guilty of capital crimes, please punish Your Majesty!" ”

His Majesty looked at this city gate order like a stuffy gourd, and trembled with anger, what is the biggest taboo of an emperor? It is any person or force in the kingdom that does not obey orders and discipline!

A large number of soldiers and horses suddenly demonstrated outside the city, and as an emperor, this kind of hidden danger is absolutely unacceptable.

"Okay, just know it's a capital offense, come on! Pull Daniel Zhang out and cut it! The whole family was degraded and reduced to slavery. ”

"No!"

The surrounding Royal Forest Army soldiers shouted loudly, and surrounded me and the yellow squirrel Daniel Zhang like a tide, and this sudden battle frightened me,

And Daniel Zhang must not die! He came for me, and if I watched him being dragged away today and didn't say a word, what would have become of me!?

I put my heart sideways, and I secretly said, isn't it death? How many times have I died? It's a big deal to accompany Daniel Zhang on the road today, anyway, I can't let him die in vain!

Thinking of this, I immediately knelt down,

"Your Majesty! Please be gracious, Your Majesty! Daniel Zhang is here for me, and if he wants to be executed now, won't he want to live in anxiety and guilt for the rest of his life!? ”

His Majesty snorted coldly.

"Hmph, anyone who defends imperial power, damn it! Ji Wulin, I warn you, I'm good to you, don't kick your nose in the face! ”

I'm going to cry, how can this majesty say that he will turn his face, the old man is hard to guess when he talks about the holy will, it's really every word,

"Your Majesty! I beg you, I am willing to give up all my official positions, all my money, I just ask Your Majesty to give Brother Zhang a chance to atone for your sins, I beg Your Majesty! ”

I kowtowed to the emperor while talking with tears in my eyes, 'bang bang bang' and slammed on the floor, no, if Brother Zhang dies today, I won't be alive anymore, first Lu Fan, there is a coachman, and finally there is the scare of Jin Xiangyu, after so many partings that died because of me, I really don't want to bear it anymore.

Seeing my pious appearance, His Majesty suddenly hesitated and asked.

"Xiao Lin, for a person who has no grade and is barely a deputy commander, is it worth it for you to kneel and kowtow, and even give up everything to plead with me?"

And I listened to his words, and I didn't kowtow, I slowly raised my body, only to see that my head was red, I ignored the pain, and finally dripped the tears from the corners of my eyes, and said to him with the most determined eyes.

"It's worth it."

His Majesty frowned lightly after hearing this, took a deep breath, and then spit out, "Alas, it's the first time you have pleaded with Shu, if you don't agree, it will seem too harsh, Daniel Zhang, you remember it, only once you don't make an example!" But the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime cannot be escaped, from today on, you will be demoted to the captain of the seventh grade Zuo Fulin, and concentrate on assisting Ji Qing to see the after-effects. ”

Daniel Zhang and I were both overjoyed when we heard this, and once again kowtowed to Your Majesty, "Thank you Your Majesty for not killing!" ”

"Hmm." With a wave of His Majesty's hand, the guards of the Royal Forest beside us retreated.

I stood up and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, fortunately, isn't it just a demotion, it's better than losing my life. Thinking of this, he turned his head to look at Daniel Zhang again, and saw that he also had a fluke look of escaping death,

Can... I suddenly felt that something was wrong!

Demoted!??? Is this a demotion?

Hiss... Why does it always feel like something is wrong?

......

I remember! Daniel Zhang used to be a person with no grade! And the demotion that His Majesty said is pure nonsense! Whose official position is getting higher and higher? From a person with no rank, he suddenly became a seventh-grade captain? What is this called demotion?

This is obviously a high promotion, which can't be higher! What does it mean to soar into the sky, it's like you, a flat-headed ordinary man who runs a supermarket, and suddenly transferred you to the Public Security Bureau as a section chief!

I'll tell you when it's over, it's called punishment!

There's something... This matter doesn't seem to be so simple, and the most ridiculous thing is that none of the ministers feel that it is inappropriate!?

Even Daniel Zhang himself did not react. But I can't interject, which is a good thing, and when I interject at this time, the ministers will hear a little bit of cattiness, and it is estimated that the cooked duck will 'flutter and flutter' and fly away!

I saw His Majesty continue.

"I warn you that after Concubine Wei Qing comes, I will personally ask you! You can't interject, otherwise, you will be fined for ten years! Hum! ”

Wonderful~

After 'demoting' Daniel Zhang's post, he quickly changed the topic, this emperor is too powerful, no wonder people can be emperors, and I am just an errand runner!

When the surrounding ministers heard His Majesty say this, they all agreed. After all, the past ten years are not a joke, when the official has no oil and water, he points to the life of the company, if he deducts ten years at once, he will not return to the pre-liberation overnight?

His Majesty looked at the weasel and said again.

"Boy, your name is Fang Cheng, isn't it?"

The weasel stepped forward, saluted with a fist at His Majesty, and replied.

"Back to Your Majesty, yes."

"Then how should you deal with the mistake you made by breaking into Han's house tonight?"

His Majesty didn't forget it at all, he kept remembering that it was the two people who made the mistake, and the weasel grinned and said.

"Your Majesty, the minister is willing to suffer the same punishment as Master Ji."

Da Sima stood up with interest at this time, took a few steps forward and said to the yellow squirrel with a sneer: "Hehe, joke, what is your identity?" Dare to compare with Master Ji? After that, he turned his head to look at His Majesty, "Your Majesty, the minister suggested that because Fang Cheng's rank did not match, his mistake should be punished with fifty boards, right?" ”

Your Majesty nodded,

"Well, what Shi Aiqing said is reasonable, listen to the order! Vertical son Fang Cheng, ignoring the law, in Yingtian openly beat the people, so that it formed a very bad influence, from today on, demoted to the seventh rank of the right auxiliary lieutenant, the cane is fifty, and the execution! ”

Hey, it's okay, my two brothers have been promoted together, but I, Ji Wulin, am the only one who is really beaten and scolded. What's going on? But the weasel was suddenly unhappy after hearing this, and just wanted to refute something, I quickly pulled him!

"Captain Fang, get on your stomach!"

I deliberately emphasized the word lieutenant, and the weasel understood it even if he was stupid, but at this time it was not only him who understood, but also the surrounding ministers, who felt that something was wrong just now, and now they can be regarded as reacting, where is this degrade? It's clearly a promotion!

Taifu Wang Ke was not happy to be the first one!

immediately stood up, but His Majesty waved his hand at him,

"Shut up, what's the matter, I'll talk about it when the fight is over!"

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