Chapter 101: I'm a black-bellied man
I don't know if you have ever been spanked, the naked body lies on the cold and hard stool, not struggling, not resisting, just quietly waiting for the huge wooden stick that takes your soul and asks for your life, and falls on your delicate buttocks.
The sound of objects colliding with flesh is really painful to listen to, and the victims cry.
Fifty boards down, the weasel's face was not red or panting, but the few crushed teeth had oozed a lot of blood, and the mouth that was trying to wrap it could no longer withstand the bloody impact. But at this time, he let out an extraordinary willpower, and with a 'grunt', the liquid mixed with broken teeth and blood was swallowed by him.
My throat and eyes ached as I watched from the sidelines, and I secretly said when did this yellow squirrel become so backbone?
The cane punishment was over, the guard retreated, and threw the weasel to the ground like a dead dog, and the weasel coughed twice, and I hurried forward to help him.
Unexpectedly, this guy turned out to be a tough guy who was addicted, lying on the ground and waving to me in a chic manner, with the heroic posture of a strong man who is not afraid of wind and rain, and said to me.
"No need! Thirteen Taibao Golden Bell Jar, what we practice is an ass! β
I took two steps back, and saw him struggling to put his hands on the ground, like a shell man who had just woken up and stretched his waist, slowly retracted his legs, and stood up.
As soon as he looked up, I found that blood was already all over his jaw, it seems that this guy really crushed his teeth, and I have to praise in my heart, tough guy.
His Majesty saw that he stood up intact, and Long Xin was also very happy, nodded and smiled at him, and the weasel suddenly felt that his whole body was shrouded in His Majesty's encouragement and aura, and his temperament was even more than just now. Which station to go, he didn't move at all, probably because he was afraid of moving and pulling the wound.
I really saw it, that stick after stick was sturdy, without the slightest mercy, this time it is estimated that the weasel will not be able to get out of bed for a few days, and even the sleeping position has not been chosen.
As for the shame between men and women, he didn't even think about it.
The hall was instantly quiet, I was going to say something, lest Taifu Wang Ke mention the matter of the yellow rat and Daniel Zhang being 'degraded' again, but as soon as he handed it over, he made a difficulty, as if he had the intention to play with His Majesty, he saw that I had something to say, so he asked.
"Xiao Lin, do you have something to say?"
Finished... Such 'subtle' movements can be captured by him, and I don't know if he was born from a bat in his previous life, or a predator such as a praying mantis toad.
I opened my mouth, but I didn't know what to say, and was wondering how to get by, when there was a pleasant paging sound outside the door.
"Your Majesty! Wei Sikong's twenty-second concubine, Wei He's family is listening to the announcement outside! β
His Majesty immediately became interested, and he didn't care about me, and waved his hand to the eunuchs outside the hall with a smile, "Xuan!" β
"Xuan!"
I consciously stood aside and made way for this cheating wife of the watery poplar. I saw that he was dressed in a completely different pink dress from the evening, with his hair all over his body and a gold hairpin.
It's reasonable to think about it, it is estimated that there are only about 100 women in the country, and it is not too much to describe it as a linmao phoenix, not to mention that she is Wei Tao's twenty-second concubine! If you want to be identified, it is impossible to sleep all over the minister.
But whether to say it or not, this woman really looks a little bit beautiful, belongs to the type of weasel love, not tall words, exquisite figure, with a fair and round face plate, quite like a woman who went to the underworld tryst in the New Year's painting, when I first met her, I thought she was quite beautiful, and now the lights are bright, and I hit her face.
Proper a secular gold worshipper.
It can be said that looking at the beauty under the lamp is true.
She crossed her hands in front of her abdomen, bowed her head, and took standard small steps, and came to her majesty briskly and knelt down. I couldn't help but pout, I said at the time that he was well-mannered and generous, and I was really right.
Regardless of appearance, with this appearance of being a virtuous and virtuous person, it is more than enough to marry a first-class person.
"Concubine Wei He, I was ordered to meet Your Majesty, long live Your Majesty, long live Long live."
The voice was gentle and delicate. Even His Majesty, who is accustomed to seeing the beauties of the world, suddenly felt a numb scalp, plus she has a good figure, and the etiquette is not picky, and the anger in her heart is slightly reduced at the moment.
"Wei He's family, just now Master Han Zhuang has confessed your affairs truthfully, but his confession alone is not enough to explain the problem, I have a few words to ask you, you have to answer truthfully, otherwise you know the crime of bullying the king."
Wei He's body kneeling on the ground trembled a little, and in the face of His Majesty's questioning with a strong sense of oppression, she should not dare not tell the truth. But today, this woman is destined to be sad. Because of his lies, he may be able to escape in front of His Majesty, but if he offends me, I will definitely not pity Xiangxiang and cherish the jade.
Treating this kind of woman, pitiful, may be an insult to one's own intelligence.
But, to be honest, it's not easy to get it, if Sikong knows that she has committed adultery with the lord of Han Zhuang in private, according to the law of the Moon Dynasty, she will be immersed in a bamboo cage, and there is a punishment called water punishment in the ancient Shang period.
It's not a good taste...
I am now fearless, and it is obvious that His Majesty is going to favor me today, out of love for Wu and Wu, including Daniel Zhang and Yellow Rat. Therefore, I don't care so much about her next confession, even if she says it today, Your Majesty will not treat me like this.
The woman did not dare to negotiate terms with His Majesty, and even in the face of such a seemingly amiable but in fact brutal monarch, she did not even have the courage to lie. Only promised, whispered.
"No, please ask your majesty questions."
"Well, where are you this evening?"
"Concubines... The concubine is in the house of the lord of Han Zhuang. β
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As soon as these words were spoken, the voices of the ministers were incredulous, and the military attachΓ©'s eyes when he looked at Sikong changed from awe to disgust, while the civilian officials gloated, as if they were happy to see this scene. One by one, they covered their mouths, wanting to laugh but didn't dare.
Sikong pointed to the 'poor' woman kneeling in the hall and yelled!
"You slut!! ......β
I watched from the side, legend has it that Sikong had polio when he was a child, and I didn't believe it at first, but this time I did. As soon as His Majesty finished speaking, he was not allowed to interject, and in a blink of an eye, Wei Tao's ten-year fortune was gone.
It's really laughable, Your Majesty's displeasure 'Huh? 'Sighed.
"Huh? Wei Qing, what do you think of what I said? β
Wei Tao only reacted at this time, he was emotional when he heard the woman's confession just now, and the insults blurted out without care, which made His Majesty angry at this time, and he also panicked.
"Your Majesty, Your Minister... The minister knows his mistake. The minister pleaded guilty. β
"Hmph, that's pretty much it." He glared at Wei Tao with disdain, turned his head to look at the woman again, and continued to ask. "What are you doing at Master Han's house?"
The woman bit her lip, if it wasn't for the wrong place, she really had a bit of a charming look,
"Lord Han Zhuang promised to give his concubine a three-hundred-year-old pendant, and the concubine went to get something."
"Oh? What about pendants? β
"Han Zhuang broke his promise and never gave it to his concubine."
Hey, this time Lao Han's face is frosty, but the question asked by His Majesty is not on the point, so he is not a bully, but the latter words completely chilled his heart.
"In other words, you haven't committed adultery with Lord Han, have you!?"
"Yes..."
Hehehe, this Nizi actually dared to lie in front of His Majesty, isn't this the rhythm of being taken to a men's prison? Rather than this, it is better to soak the bamboo cage, so that it can be regarded as a clean corpse before death.
Oh, no, I forgot, her body is not clean anymore, not only Wei Tao and Han Zhuang Owner, but even the obscene An Lushan claws of the weasel.
At this time, His Majesty no longer asked her, a weak woman was forced to ask in court, if she was wronged, she would not have to be a person, and His Majesty still had a lot of pity for women.
But you can't pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, just ignore me, at this time looking at my eyes is quite meaningful, I sighed helplessly, and even shook my head in an old-fashioned manner, and finally stood up from the side.
Asked.
"Your Majesty, I don't know, can the minister speak?"
"Well, I don't know what you think about the slander of Wei Qing and Wei Qing's concubine just now?"
Is it really slander? Do you really think I don't have proof? Hmph, with my Ji Wulin's temperament, even if there is no evidence, I have to conjure one up for you. In the face of His Majesty's questioning, I smiled indifferently.
"Hehehe, Your Majesty later, Rong Chen will ask Lord Wei a few questions."
Anyway, I didn't care whether His Majesty agreed or not, I walked straight to Wei Tao, saluted him, and said.
"Lord Wei, I wonder if you can answer a few questions from the lower officials?"
Wei Tao flicked his sleeves and was very disdainful of me, "Hmph, why should I answer you!?" β
As soon as I was about to say that if you don't answer, it means that your heart is weak, and Your Majesty interjected,
"Wei Qing, there is no bad thing, I am not afraid of being questioned, you listen to what he says."
I laughed again in my heart, this majesty is really sensible, it seems that the matter of finding the holy relics still needs to be taken into account, Wei Tao listened to His Majesty's words and bowed his hand to him, and then glared at me and did not speak.
I won't let him go,
"I don't know how often Lord Wei has sex with this sister-in-law?"
He was stunned!
"You,... What kind of question do you have, I refuse to answer! β
"If you don't answer, you're empty-hearted!" My eyes stood up, staring at him deadly, I don't care if Haitang can marry at this time, I must suppress him in front of His Majesty!
"You! ... Well, I have many wives and concubines, and I don't like this woman, and I haven't had sex with her for more than a year. β
After he said that, I turned my head sharply and looked at the woman who was still kneeling in the field, only to see that her body was shocked, and her weak delicate body exuded a trace of grievance, which made people feel distressed.
I looked back with a smirk and asked.
"Then Lord Wei, can you have a habit of abuse in the intercourse?"
"You! ... No! He angrily stretched out his finger to the tip of my nose and gave a loud shout, still answering my question.
"Okay, since that's the case, then there's no problem with the lower officials." After I finished speaking, I walked back to the field and came to Your Majesty, "Your Majesty, the minister has now determined that the Wei He clan has indeed committed adultery with Lord Han Zhuang. β
The minister whispered again, and His Majesty looked at me with interest, and asked in a tone of great distrust.
"Oh? What proof do you have? β
Hmph, Wei He, you lied yourself, you can't blame me, when you die, Lao Tzu will put two small whips. He said secretly in his heart and looked up at His Majesty.
"Your Majesty, when the minister and the weasel entered through the window, the two happened to do something wrong on the couch, and what is even more coincidental is that the minister and the weasel saw something at the same time that they shouldn't have seen, for example, why is Wei He's chest blue and purple?"
After that, I turned around and glared at Wei He fiercely! When the woman heard my words, she looked back at me even more resentfully! Both of us had sharp eyes, as if an invisible battle was unfolding in the air!
Wei He's chest is pinched by a yellow squirrel, but at this moment I have to give it to Lao Han! This is evidence of the stolen goods! Because Wei Tao said just now, he hadn't had sex with her for more than a year, and she happened to be at Lao Han's house at night.
In addition to what I just deliberately said, all kinds of coincidences such as climbing through the window, it is useless for the two of them to quibble together at this time!
That's the hard truth!
Really! When the woman heard this, she suddenly burst into tears!
"Wow! Whining... Your Majesty! Your Majesty is the master of the concubines! The concubine has never done that dirty thing with Lao Han! Your Majesty, please be clear! Woo woo, Your Majesty..."
I didn't know this scene, and I thought it was the concubine who suddenly fell out of favor and cried to His Majesty.
Don't you know who you are? Your Majesty will protect you because of your status as a concubine of Sikong No. 22?
I did wronged her, because she didn't tell the truth at first, and if she told the truth, maybe I would have begged Your Majesty to save his life, after all, she was just a woman's family, and in a world dominated by men, she couldn't afford to make any waves.
But you actually lie and deceive, so how can I allow you?
I ignored her crying, this kind of real acting skills, in the eyes of a black-bellied person, is simply unbearable. If crying is useful, there is nothing in this world that cannot be done.
Because three-year-olds cry too.
I bowed my hand to Your Majesty and said.
"Your Majesty, this matter is actually very easy to test, just ask Wei He to take off his clothes, everyone will know at a glance!"
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