Since Si'er left, Zhao Yu has seen a lot, in fact, everyone has their own circumstances, everyone's different troubles, and not all of them are as free and easy as they seem.

It turns out that life is like drinking water in winter and knowing yourself whether you are warm or cold, in fact, it is good to be yourself. The sea of clouds, the morning sun, the woods, the grass, the dewdrops, the quiet lake, the sound of reading, the smiling classmates, the profound and kind professors、、、、、 the environment of the original university is so beautiful!

Zhao Yu slowly fell in love with the school. Falling in love with the group of living treasures in the dormitory, Zhao Yu began to pay attention to this group of humans who were turned into college students with an appreciative gaze!

In the university, it can be divided into three types of students, the first type is the poor family who hopes to change their fate with the help of the university to study hard, this kind of students are mostly children from the countryside.

Low self-esteem and conceited, the predecessor of the phoenix man. Ah Hao is the representative. The second category, the family has good resources, come to the university gilding, these students take a large amount of living expenses, the purpose of which is to enjoy freedom, food, beautiful women, so the exam 60 points long live, 61 points wasted, after graduation, the family has already arranged a decent job.

Most of these students come from first- and second-tier cities, represented by the prince. The third type of people are those whose family conditions are acceptable, and in order to broaden their horizons and escape from constraints, they choose to go to university in a city far away from home and with beautiful scenery.

Longing for a free and ideal life, typical of small white-collar potential, this kind of people can be friends with the first group, and can also be called brothers and sisters with the second type of people.

The big one is the representative. Of course, due to changes in the environment, these three types of people can also be transformed into each other, and the result is either to become a dragon in the face of wind and rain, or to fall into a human purgatory, and become a ghost.

Of course, man is the most disguised animal, and sometimes it is impossible to see through people's hearts through appearance. Jiang Yu is one of the representatives, Jiang Yu's typical southern girl, less than 160 cm tall, with a melon seed face with short hair in her ears, clear and thin, white and clean, quiet and quiet, if you meet for the first time, you must think she is a quiet and gentle girl, but this is just the appearance.

The first time we met was in the corner of the classroom, she blushed and gently turned sideways and said, "You go first!" "It's very gentle and shy like a Tokyo girl.

But then something happened that made Zhao Yu completely subvert the right

"The face is born from the heart", the understanding of this sentence. Once when Zhao Yu returned late from the library, he suddenly heard a scream, he hurriedly followed the reputation, because there was a green belt to block, Zhao Yu only faintly saw Jiang Yu's figure, only to see Jiang Yu turn around and see that there was no one, roared, a few steps to catch up with the jumping toad, and stepped on it with one foot.

"A little toad dares to scare Lao Tzu! Die! ”

"Smack!" The heel of the high-heeled shoe is nailed deep into the toad's head, and the toad who has returned to the west still resents it!

"Smack! Syllable! 、、、、、、 "Another kick!" Finally, take out a tissue and wipe the heel of your shoes, and then leave as if nothing happened!

Its proficiency is no less than that of an old butcher who gallops in the slaughtering world, and it is like a hero who shoots Liangshan when it is time to shoot.

and the other day because of a caterpillar that fell on the shoulder, I was scared and crying, and the little pity was like two people. Zhao Yu, who saw this scene, was in a cold sweat, he was afraid that Jiang Yu would be killed like a toad when he saw it.

Coincidentally, there is a strange man in the Chinese department, who has not spent a penny in four years of college, eating and drinking anytime and anywhere, rubbing cosmetics, shampoo and toothpaste, and even children's lollipops, no matter who falls in love and invites guests to dinner, he will always appear in time, cheekily

"Congratulations, it's better to meet by chance, come, I wish you a happy love!" After that, the wind began to sweep, the woman was embarrassed to speak, and the man couldn't open his mouth for the sake of face, so he repeatedly succeeded.

People send nicknames

"Scam Rice" also has a strange dormitory, perhaps because of the same smell, perhaps because the dormitory naturally chose the last place to eliminate, they came together and began the journey of stinky tyrant an academy.

Five people have nothing to do in a day, the fifth in the dormitory proposed to compare the smell of feet, and ranked it accordingly, everyone agreed to see the fifth child take off his gray and black shoes, a sour smell quickly filled a bedroom, and the roommate in a bedroom suddenly burst into tears, and the fifth person said unexpectedly:

"To tell you the truth, my red combat boots are atomized insecticides as soon as they are taken off," Lao Si took off his shoes without a sound, only to see a black mist quickly spread to a bedroom, and everyone was dizzy.

Lao Sidao: "I am turning the invisible into the tangible. The third child shook his shoes and saw a burst of flying sand and stones, and the figure was faint, and the rats and cockroaches in the bedroom began to pack and move.

The second child did not move and stretched out his feet only to see a pair of black strapless shoes appear in front of everyone, colorless, no smell change, everyone was puzzled, only to see the second child silently called a basin of water, directly put his feet into the basin to wash his feet, and after a while a basin of water turned into a brown paste, and there was black and gray smoke, accompanied by bursts of strong sulfuric acid smell!

I saw that the smoke was accompanied by the sound of Zizi, and it looked like boiling water and melting snow and corroded by following the sound, and everyone was amazed!

The boss didn't react, just threw out the socks he took off, only to see that the socks stuck straight to the ceiling, and everyone was puzzled!

Four years later, the socks are still glued to the ceiling, and everyone is amazed! A few years later, the dormitory building was pushed to rebuild, whether it was physical violence demolition or chemical blasting, this room was immovable, and after expert investigation and discussion, it was concluded that this room was protected by the power emitted by a stocking-like mysterious substance on the ceiling, which could not be broken by man!

The students, who have been retired for many years, all knelt down when they heard the news

"Awesome"! There are many beauties in normal colleges, and it is not easy to say who is the most beautiful, after all, the flowers of water, land, plants and trees are very lovely, and the benevolent see the benevolent and the wise see the wise, and the standards of beauty are not the same.

But the standard of ugliness is still uniform for most men. No, they also select the most individual goddesses in this university.

The story of the big ape: I really don't have much confidence when it comes to my appearance, when I was born, I scared the nurse into crying, and I put it in my mother's belly with a snort, thanks to my twin sister!

Shouted: "Ghost! "Kick me out again! Thank you to my sister! The story of the second Chu Renmei, I think I'm still luckier than the boss, but once, I went to the street and caused a series of car accidents, a group of drivers came out of the car and pointed at me with a bloody head and said: "Arrest her, not to see her, it's not going to happen, this face looks like a QR code!" "I resolved the crisis with one sentence,

"If any of you are talking about me, I will marry you" As a result, the streets were cleaned, and the blind people opened their eyes and ran! The story of the third non-human being, I don't have the legendary experience of yours, once I met a pervert who saw someone and poured sulfuric acid, I saw a handful of push away and said: "What kind of fun are you coming to join in!" Go away! "My photo was taken in the photo studio as a recent photo of a crater on the surface of the moon, and I didn't cry!

The fourth child is said to have no photo, no one has ever seen her, it is said that there is no camera to take a picture of her, all the cameras that try to take her photos will crash, and everyone who shoots her will die inexplicably, an expert is very unconvinced, and the results of the advanced intelligent camera show that because it cannot identify the photographic items, the computer operating system chooses to sleep indefinitely!

It is said that the woman was secretly taken away by the military and entered the Pacific Ocean near 30°N, which later became known as the Bermuda Triangle.

Bojun smiled, don't take it seriously!